SomaCow

CNN reports that Iran has banned western style haircuts and eyebrow plucking for men. Is there any honor greater than dying for the rat tail? I submit that there is not.

I can only imagine this comes on the heels of Ahmadinejad being forced to share in man-love, another western delicacy. Note the hammy hands, urging him on, compelling him to yield to the swarthy love that dare not speak its name…

In all honesty, I like Iranian haircuts. Kinda remind me of Yakov Smirnoff. The male terrorists on 24 are always sporting some cunning coifs, and they manage to look menacing, but clean. Besides, the world is simply not ready for Iranian Emo.

It brings up the question, were this your world, and if you were the Head Banana, what hairstyle would you nip in the bud? For me, it’s gotta be…

… the spit curl.

 

 SomaCow Episode 4 [59:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

We announced today the addition of one of our favorite people in the whole wide world, a man without peer in the ways of humor, intellect, and smoothiness, J. That’s it. J. We invite you to join us and welcome him to our little thing. We are sure that his input will help us to take this project to the big leagues, where we will all chew pink gum instead of cud. And you, The loyal and bountiful Heard, will be there with us, enjoying the salad days of the epoch of SomaCow, forged in….

Wow.

Sometimes, I get heady. This hour, we delved into our adventures in belly bursting, as SomaCow-Lite careened into a local wonderstraunt by the name of High Tide Harry’s, which specializes in great quality, affordable, and tasty seafoodian victuals. We chose the battlefield, Snow Crab. We squared off against the Mighty Sandra, and our struggle was legendary. Check out the show for a detailed analysis of Buffet Battle techniques, All-You-Can-Eatiquette, and the importance of avoiding hushpuppies.

Also featured this hour was our invasion of a local Wing establishment, where we witnessed the waitresses’ ways of working their wiles, wielding secret weapons with which they wage war, wantonly winding wealthy men awound their wingers. What the hell is wrong with me?

This episode the great bands we featured were:

Animal Chin – When all the Chips are Down
Duenow – Sex & Guns
Chuck Ragan – California Burritos
!!! – Bend Over Beethoven

Thanks, FunForever!

Book art

“Georgia Russell is a Scottish artist who uses a scalpel instead of a brush or a pen. She works with obsessive perserverance to create constructions that transform found ephemera, such as books, music scores, maps, newspapers, currency and photographs.”

I gotta go cut up some books!