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 279: Burn the Bunny [1:10:58m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Operation Clean Sweep. We will be setting fire to everything old and outdated in our studio this weekend, so if you want something, let us know now.

In this hour, we chat up some Really Big Oblong Pigskin Bets that Ross may or may not be partaking, Kids Shows, Chili Beans, and a Very Special Topic.
The other stuff is pure hilarity, well, except for the Chili topic (seriously, people, it has beans), but I want to dedicate this episode to the Sufferers of Our Special Topic. Our hearts, if not our hands, go out to you, RSilva, and your ilk.

http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/leaky.html?from=90&comments_per_page=90

Yeah, wash your hands when you get  done reading that. And your eyes. And your brain. Well done.

I actually think I leaked that story before. Did I? Let me know!

See you guys in the ustream tonight, y’all. Bring some bet ideas for Ross, would you please.

 

 278: Nothing Like Sharing Some Germs [59:26m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Tylenol in all its forms.

In this, our middle hour, we discussed the germs that Mickey brought into the studio. Now we can’t blame him for sure on our current situation (read 3 people hopped up on Tylenol and Nyquil alternating between hot and cold). I mean Brian from JPP came in sick, The Sports Buzz’s Ryan had a sniffle…Felix might have had a virus…

Speaking of viri, we seem to have had one infect the studio. How do we find out where it came from? Luckily it was easy to get rid of but what a pain, still!

So here we sit, snot rags all around, blankets covering our naked bodies because it will just get hot again soon, but hey, we aren’t eating so 1000 pound challenge here we come!

In fact I’m starting to get a little hungry but the only thing in our fridge is the Velvet Duck we  had the other night. Holy crap! Maybe we have Avian Bird Flu from the Velvet Duck! (That’s Geoff current theory at least-yeah, feverish)

You all stay healthy so you can join us for ComaSow live Wednesday! (hey, it was the only show that didn’t get a plug yet)

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 277: Augered [59:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by delicious Velvet Duck. It sure is good.

In this hour, we discussed our respective takes on the inauguration (it’s mostly painless, I promise), Just what was Peter Frampton doing to his guitar back then, America finally getting on the stem cell bandwagon, and the closing of Circuit City.

That really was a good speech by President Obama. I’d be interested to see if it will be as retold as The Gettysburg Address or Mel Gibson’s Braveheart or Conan’s Prayer. Nothing really stands up against Conan’s Prayer, though… Except maybe Conan’s run-down of what is best in life. Oh, or my typical order at an Arby’s… That is a pretty breathtaking thing in and of itself.

I dig the classic rock, but I can never understand why they play that Frampton Do You Feel Like I Do crap so often. Classic Rock by definition now spans the 60s to the late 90s, why am I hearing this dude gargle-suck his Gibson 8 times a day?  Thank god I only listen to SomaCow bands and ComaSow Radio Shows, or I would be all types of pissed!

Stem Cells = Big Yay, and about time

Circuit City closing = Big Boo for the following reason:

Now there is nothing left to threaten the Punk Ass Bitch Manager working at Best Buy with. Used to be, if you waited too long, or got some flack, you could just drop the Big Red Plug and walk out the door, huffy and splendid in your knowledge that, after 1.8 seconds, the Best Buy buffoon would realize that he lost a customer and grieve by ruining three other customers’ respective days.

Now, it’s BB or the internets. Or HHHHGGRREEGGGG or whatever. Anyone been there yet?

Good luck, y’all. New Egg is nice, but how the hell do you get a fridge shipped from Ontario?