SomaCow

So, in the course of my duties to the show, I am working to listen to the thousands of minutes of SomaCow we have done thus far…

Man, we are some funny freaking sons of bitches. I totally just called Mickey and J’s moms a dirty name.

Got an email from a listener, Oliver, who is currently doing some time down here in a Florida Prison for a crime he did not commit. Rather than sitting idle in prison, though, he is hard at work, listening to SomaCow and working on his art skills. Here is an image he fabricated, per our request, of the studio:

The attention to detail here is staggering. Note J’s redneck influence and generally ruddy complexion. This. Is. SomaCow. Indeed.

Thanks, Oliver. Please know our thoughts and prayers are with you as you seek appeal against an unjust system that incarcerated you against your will.

SO much of my childhood was spent in gauze. Marshmallows, marbles, compact discs, legomen, musclemen, smoke bombs, mustard bottles, ketchup packets, eggs… if it fit in a microwave, we microwaved the HECK out of that thar thang.

And now, finally, the internet has become a place of useful and beneficial information. Through the magic of Flash, witness as these people get down to business nuking knick knacks and needful things!

Kraft Gone WILD!

God Bless you, Tubes. God Bless you, every one.

Tonight, Thursday the 7th, 2007, Sonic Restaurants will be giving away free root beer floats to their customers. See you there, 8:00PM to Midnight.

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