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		<category>Comedy</category>
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		<itunes:subtitle>The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.</itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:name>SomaCow</itunes:name>
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		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>SomaCow 601: Come Stay With Me</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-601-come-stay-with-me</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-601-come-stay-with-me#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 02:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[columbia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funnel cake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[houseguest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neck-ties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1895</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally getting communal at http://somacow.com

Geoff Wants Houseguests
Trapped Miners
Columbia and Neck-Ties
Geoff&#8217;s Watching TV
Funnel Cake
Buffeated
SomaCommune
Rumor of the Month: Things Are Getting Better!
Somavilation
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally getting communal at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/601.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Geoff Wants Houseguests<br />
Trapped Miners<br />
Columbia and Neck-Ties<br />
Geoff&#8217;s Watching TV<br />
Funnel Cake<br />
Buffeated<br />
SomaCommune<br />
Rumor of the Month: Things Are Getting Better!<br />
Somavilation</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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<itunes:duration>56:54</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally getting communal at http://somacow.com



Geoff Wants Houseguests
Trapped Miners
Columbia and Neck-Ties
Geoff's Watching TV
Funnel Cake
Buffeated
SomaCommune
Rumor of the Month: Things Are Getting Better!
Somavilation </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally getting communal at http://somacow.com



Geoff Wants Houseguests
Trapped Miners
Columbia and Neck-Ties
Geoff's Watching TV
Funnel Cake
Buffeated
SomaCommune
Rumor of the Month: Things Are Getting Better!
Somavilation</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 600: The End</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-600-the-end</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-600-the-end#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 03:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mickey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[600]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[canadian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new hope for kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1893</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally posted at http://somacow.com

Six. Hun. Dred.
New Hope for Kids
Cure for the Run
$5,303.90 x 2
Newsbomb
ELROSS Beat You
Geoff Don&#8217;t Eat
BeeeEEEEEEP!
Buy Canadian(s)
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally posted at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/600.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Six. Hun. Dred.<br />
<a href="http://newhopeforkids.org" target="_blank">New Hope for Kids</a><br />
<a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">Cure for the Run</a><br />
$5,303.90 x 2<br />
Newsbomb<br />
ELROSS Beat You<br />
Geoff Don&#8217;t Eat<br />
BeeeEEEEEEP!<br />
Buy Canadian(s)</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:04:03</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally posted at http://somacow.com



Six. Hun. Dred.
New Hope for Kids
Cure for the Run
$5,303.90 x 2
Newsbomb
ELROSS Beat You
Geoff Don't Eat
BeeeEEEEEEP!
Buy Canadian(s) </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally posted at http://somacow.com



Six. Hun. Dred.
New Hope for Kids
Cure for the Run
$5,303.90 x 2
Newsbomb
ELROSS Beat You
Geoff Don't Eat
BeeeEEEEEEP!
Buy Canadian(s)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 599: The Eve</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-599-the-eve</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-599-the-eve#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[josh carson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soundguy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1892</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally dying with anticipation at http://somacow.com

Jeff Carson &#38; SoundGuy Live In Studio
myspace.com/joshcarsonmusic
Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Jeff-Carson/108245655863689?ref=ts)
Cure for the Run Eve
Poster by Jeff Peak at PeakArts.com 
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally dying with anticipation at <a href="http://somacow.com">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/599.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Jeff Carson &amp; SoundGuy Live In Studio<br />
<a href="http://myspace.com/joshcarsonmusic" target="_blank">myspace.com/joshcarsonmusic</a><br />
Facebook (<a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#%21/pages/Jeff-Carson/108245655863689?ref=ts" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Jeff-Carson/108245655863689?ref=ts</a>)<br />
<a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">Cure for the Run</a> Eve</p>
<p>Poster by Jeff Peak at <a href="http://www.peakarts.com/" target="_blank">PeakArts.com </a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-599.mp3" length="31638490" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:05:55</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally dying with anticipation at http://somacow.com



Jeff Carson #38; SoundGuy Live In Studio
myspace.com/joshcarsonmusic
Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Jeff-Carson/108245655863689?ref=ts)
Cure for the Run Eve

Poste</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally dying with anticipation at http://somacow.com



Jeff Carson #38; SoundGuy Live In Studio
myspace.com/joshcarsonmusic
Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Jeff-Carson/108245655863689?ref=ts)
Cure for the Run Eve

Poster by Jeff Peak at PeakArts.com </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 598: Quit Being So Picky</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-598-quit-being-so-picky</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-598-quit-being-so-picky#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 02:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[americans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[canada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chicken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dr laura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geo trivia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glennwebber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jif]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[karma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rick mercer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1891</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally turned inside out at http://somacow.com

MCO
Cure for the Run
All About Canada with Glenn Webber
FooFa Gets a Job
Life Coaching- Karma is a Bitch
Rick Mercer&#8217;s Talking To Americans
Geo Trivia
Choosy J&#8217;s Dis Jif
Dr. LaNura
Inside Out Chicken
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally turned inside out at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/598.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>MCO<br />
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/cftr2010" target="_blank">Cure for the Run</a><br />
All About Canada with Glenn Webber<br />
FooFa Gets a Job<br />
Life Coaching- Karma is a Bitch<br />
Rick Mercer&#8217;s Talking To Americans<br />
Geo Trivia<br />
Choosy J&#8217;s Dis Jif<br />
Dr. LaNura<br />
Inside Out Chicken</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-598.mp3" length="29450474" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:01:21</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally turned inside out at http://somacow.com



MCO
Cure for the Run
All About Canada with Glenn Webber
FooFa Gets a Job
Life Coaching- Karma is a Bitch
Rick Mercer's Talking To ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally turned inside out at http://somacow.com



MCO
Cure for the Run
All About Canada with Glenn Webber
FooFa Gets a Job
Life Coaching- Karma is a Bitch
Rick Mercer's Talking To Americans
Geo Trivia
Choosy J's Dis Jif
Dr. LaNura
Inside Out Chicken</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 597: I Kehn Spehl</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-597-i-kehn-spehl</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-597-i-kehn-spehl#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 02:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ground zero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mosque]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oldest joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pakistan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[schools]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1890</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally opening minds at http://somacow.com

Ground Zero Mosque
Newsbomb
Pakistan
Oldest Joke Ever
Pledge Stiff
Brokded Skools
Workation
Little Johnny is Screwed
Racism
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally opening minds at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/597.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Ground Zero Mosque<br />
Newsbomb<br />
Pakistan<br />
<a href="http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKL129052420080731" target="_blank">Oldest Joke Ever</a><br />
Pledge Stiff<br />
Brokded Skools<br />
Workation<br />
Little Johnny is Screwed<br />
Racism</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-597.mp3" length="29386735" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:01:13</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally opening minds at http://somacow.com



Ground Zero Mosque
Newsbomb
Pakistan
Oldest Joke Ever
Pledge Stiff
Brokded Skools
Workation
Little Johnny is Screwed
Racism </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally opening minds at http://somacow.com



Ground Zero Mosque
Newsbomb
Pakistan
Oldest Joke Ever
Pledge Stiff
Brokded Skools
Workation
Little Johnny is Screwed
Racism</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 596: Bonsai</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-596-bonsai</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-596-bonsai#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bonsai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chicken cordon bleu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elvis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flea market]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impersonate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[margaritas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mascots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mummy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[polish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[united way]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[walmart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yelp]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1889</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally lookin&#8217; for a cop at http://somacow.com
Two Words: Mascots
Episode 600
Flea Market
Elvis Impersonators
We Need a Cop
United Way
Flea Margaritas
Geoff&#8217;s Bonsai Scheme
Robots vs Mummies
Penis Spreadsheet
Wal-Mart Brand
RSilva vs Hot Dogs
Geoff vs Chicken Cordon Bleu
Polish Yelp
Lifecoaching- No Shit on the Wall
ELROSS = Buff
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally lookin&#8217; for a cop at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p>Two Words: Mascots<br />
Episode 600<br />
Flea Market<br />
Elvis Impersonators<br />
We Need a Cop<br />
United Way<br />
Flea Margaritas<br />
Geoff&#8217;s Bonsai Scheme<br />
Robots vs Mummies<br />
Penis Spreadsheet<br />
Wal-Mart Brand<br />
RSilva vs Hot Dogs<br />
Geoff vs Chicken Cordon Bleu<br />
Polish Yelp<br />
Lifecoaching- No Shit on the Wall<br />
ELROSS = Buff</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-596.mp3" length="29475761" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:01:24</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally lookin' for a cop at http://somacow.com

Two Words: Mascots
Episode 600
Flea Market
Elvis Impersonators
We Need a Cop
United Way
Flea Margaritas
Geoff's Bonsai Scheme
Robots vs Mummies
Penis Spreadsheet
Wal-Mart Brand
RSilva vs Ho</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally lookin' for a cop at http://somacow.com

Two Words: Mascots
Episode 600
Flea Market
Elvis Impersonators
We Need a Cop
United Way
Flea Margaritas
Geoff's Bonsai Scheme
Robots vs Mummies
Penis Spreadsheet
Wal-Mart Brand
RSilva vs Hot Dogs
Geoff vs Chicken Cordon Bleu
Polish Yelp
Lifecoaching- No Shit on the Wall
ELROSS = Buff</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 595: A Little Back Story</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-595-a-little-back-story</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-595-a-little-back-story#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 01:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[convention]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crooners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dexter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fan fic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gag reels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hal turner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[home remedies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meatballs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new hope for kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[night court]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shitty  movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1888</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally crooning at http://somacow.com

TV Talk
Geoff&#8217;s 2nd Head
Home Remedies
Hal Turner Goes to Jail
Night Court
Crooners
Shittiest Movie Ever (2012)
Dexter
Gag Reels
Star Wars Con
J vs Meatballs
Fan Fic
Jropracty
Mickey&#8217;s Book
www.curefortherun.com
www.newhopeforkids.org
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally crooning at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/595.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="506" /></p>
<p>TV Talk<br />
Geoff&#8217;s 2nd Head<br />
Home Remedies<br />
Hal Turner Goes to Jail<br />
Night Court<br />
Crooners<br />
Shittiest Movie Ever (2012)<br />
Dexter<br />
Gag Reels<br />
Star Wars Con<br />
J vs Meatballs<br />
Fan Fic<br />
Jropracty<br />
Mickey&#8217;s Book<br />
<a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">www.curefortherun.com</a><br />
<a href="http://newhopeforkids.org" target="_blank">www.newhopeforkids.org</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-595.mp3" length="29215163" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:52</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally crooning at http://somacow.com



TV Talk
Geoff's 2nd Head
Home Remedies
Hal Turner Goes to Jail
Night Court
Crooners
Shittiest Movie Ever (2012)
Dexter
Gag Reels
Star Wars Con
J vs Meatballs
Fan Fic
Jropracty
Mickey's Book
w</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally crooning at http://somacow.com



TV Talk
Geoff's 2nd Head
Home Remedies
Hal Turner Goes to Jail
Night Court
Crooners
Shittiest Movie Ever (2012)
Dexter
Gag Reels
Star Wars Con
J vs Meatballs
Fan Fic
Jropracty
Mickey's Book
www.curefortherun.com
www.newhopeforkids.org</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 594: Prop This</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-594-prop-this</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-594-prop-this#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[at&t]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese formula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pain reliever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prime time geek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prop 8]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rubix cube]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tylenol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uno]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1887</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally killing the pain at http://somacow.com

Gay Marriage
UNO Court
Chinese Breast Powder
Pain Reliever
&#8216;Toons
News Bomb
AT&#38;T Not That Bad
Fuzzy Things You Eat
CFTR MMX www.curefortherun.com
20Q WEBMD Tradenarked
Rubix Cube Solved
CFTR Prizes
Prime Time Geek Time Change
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally killing the pain at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/594.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Gay Marriage<br />
UNO Court<br />
Chinese Breast Powder<br />
Pain Reliever<br />
&#8216;Toons<br />
News Bomb<br />
AT&amp;T Not That Bad<br />
Fuzzy Things You Eat<br />
CFTR MMX <a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">www.curefortherun.com</a><br />
20Q WEBMD Tradenarked<br />
Rubix Cube Solved<br />
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/cftr2010" target="_blank">CFTR</a> Prizes<br />
<a href="http://primetimegeek.com" target="_blank">Prime Time Geek</a> Time Change</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-594.mp3" length="27827747" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>57:58</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally killing the pain at http://somacow.com



Gay Marriage
UNO Court
Chinese Breast Powder
Pain Reliever
'Toons
News Bomb
AT#38;T Not That Bad
Fuzzy Things You Eat
CFTR MMX www.curefortherun.com
20Q WEBMD Tradenarked
Rubix Cube Solv</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally killing the pain at http://somacow.com



Gay Marriage
UNO Court
Chinese Breast Powder
Pain Reliever
'Toons
News Bomb
AT#38;T Not That Bad
Fuzzy Things You Eat
CFTR MMX www.curefortherun.com
20Q WEBMD Tradenarked
Rubix Cube Solved
CFTR Prizes
Prime Time Geek Time Change</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 593: Breaking And Entering</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-593-breaking-and-entering</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-593-breaking-and-entering#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1884</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally snoring at http://somacow.com

The Keys
J = Robbed
Car Alarmists
Intruder!
Snoring
Bruce Lee vs The World
Chop Socky Flicks
Ligers
Fighting Tube Dot TV
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally snoring at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/593.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>The Keys<br />
J = Robbed<br />
Car Alarmists<br />
Intruder!<br />
Snoring<br />
Bruce Lee vs The World<br />
Chop Socky Flicks<br />
Ligers<br />
Fighting Tube Dot TV</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-593.mp3" length="26908655" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>56:04</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally snoring at http://somacow.com



The Keys
J = Robbed
Car Alarmists
Intruder!
Snoring
Bruce Lee vs The World
Chop Socky Flicks
Ligers
Fighting Tube Dot TV </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally snoring at http://somacow.com



The Keys
J = Robbed
Car Alarmists
Intruder!
Snoring
Bruce Lee vs The World
Chop Socky Flicks
Ligers
Fighting Tube Dot TV</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 592: Daycares and Shark Bites</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-592-daycares-and-shark-bites</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-592-daycares-and-shark-bites#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 01:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cable]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daycare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fetish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hamlet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monologue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shakespeare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shark Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[voiceover]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1883</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally acting out at http://somacow.com
Use the Beak
7 Minute Hamlet
J&#8217;s Monologue
Shakespeare???
So Solly
Geoff&#8217;s Fetishes
Daycare Death
Shark Week
Shitty Voiceovers
Cable = Dead
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally acting out at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p>Use the Beak<br />
7 Minute Hamlet<br />
J&#8217;s Monologue<br />
Shakespeare???<br />
So Solly<br />
Geoff&#8217;s Fetishes<br />
Daycare Death<br />
Shark Week<br />
Shitty Voiceovers<br />
Cable = Dead</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-592.mp3" length="28858435" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:07</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally acting out at http://somacow.com

Use the Beak
7 Minute Hamlet
J's Monologue
Shakespeare???
So Solly
Geoff's Fetishes
Daycare Death
Shark Week
Shitty Voiceovers
Cable = Dead </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally acting out at http://somacow.com

Use the Beak
7 Minute Hamlet
J's Monologue
Shakespeare???
So Solly
Geoff's Fetishes
Daycare Death
Shark Week
Shitty Voiceovers
Cable = Dead</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 591: There Is Hope</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-591-there-is-hope</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-591-there-is-hope#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 01:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gross out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[musical chairs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new hope for kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steak out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weddings]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1882</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally helping at http://somacow.com

CFTR MMX
Cory from http://www.newhopeforkids.org/
Fabulous Weddings
Musical Chairs
Steak Out
Gross Out
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally helping at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/591.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/cftr2010" target="_blank">CFTR MMX</a><br />
Cory from <a href="http://www.newhopeforkids.org/" target="_blank">http://www.newhopeforkids.org/</a><br />
Fabulous Weddings<br />
Musical Chairs<br />
Steak Out<br />
Gross Out</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-591.mp3" length="28139754" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:37</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally helping at http://somacow.com



CFTR MMX
Cory from http://www.newhopeforkids.org/
Fabulous Weddings
Musical Chairs
Steak Out
Gross Out </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally helping at http://somacow.com



CFTR MMX
Cory from http://www.newhopeforkids.org/
Fabulous Weddings
Musical Chairs
Steak Out
Gross Out</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 590: Stop You Are Under Arrest</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-590-stop-you-are-under-arrest</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-590-stop-you-are-under-arrest#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 01:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arizona]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bliz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[law]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Office]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1879</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally using baby spoons at http://somacow.com

Bliz- TRADENARKED!!!
Arizona Long Shorts Law
Beer Payments
The Office
CFTR MMX- We Need A Gimmick!
Tailbuster Challenge
Dog Murder
Shit Chat
Podcastin&#8217;
NDSF
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally using baby spoons at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1881" title="590" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/590.jpg" alt="590" /></p>
<p>Bliz- TRADENARKED!!!<br />
Arizona Long Shorts Law<br />
Beer Payments<br />
The Office<br />
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=46339376&amp;id=12310001#!/event.php?eid=492105775649&amp;ref=ts" target="_blank">CFTR MMX</a>- We Need A Gimmick!<br />
Tailbuster Challenge<br />
Dog Murder<br />
Shit Chat<br />
Podcastin&#8217;<br />
NDSF</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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<itunes:duration>1:07:28</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally using baby spoons at http://somacow.com



Bliz- TRADENARKED!!!
Arizona Long Shorts Law
Beer Payments
The Office
CFTR MMX- We Need A Gimmick!
Tailbuster Challenge
Dog Murder
Shit Chat
Podcastin'
NDSF </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally using baby spoons at http://somacow.com



Bliz- TRADENARKED!!!
Arizona Long Shorts Law
Beer Payments
The Office
CFTR MMX- We Need A Gimmick!
Tailbuster Challenge
Dog Murder
Shit Chat
Podcastin'
NDSF</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 589: What Is This Noid</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-589-what-is-this-noid</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-589-what-is-this-noid#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ayce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kool aid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[last meal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toilet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1878</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally apologizing at http://somacow.com

Chico vs The Toilet&#8230;.Again
Apple Apologists
Newsbomb!!!
Kool Aid Tab Challenge
Last Meal
The Noid???
All You Can Eat
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally apologizing at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1880" title="589" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/589.jpg" alt="589" /></p>
<p>Chico vs The Toilet&#8230;.Again<br />
Apple Apologists<br />
Newsbomb!!!<br />
Kool Aid Tab Challenge<br />
Last Meal<br />
The Noid???<br />
All You Can Eat</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-589.mp3" length="49838441" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>51:55</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally apologizing at http://somacow.com



Chico vs The Toilet....Again
Apple Apologists
Newsbomb!!!
Kool Aid Tab Challenge
Last Meal
The Noid???
All You Can Eat </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally apologizing at http://somacow.com



Chico vs The Toilet....Again
Apple Apologists
Newsbomb!!!
Kool Aid Tab Challenge
Last Meal
The Noid???
All You Can Eat</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 588: Experience This</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-588-experience-this</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-588-experience-this#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 21:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[experience]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1875</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally experienced at http://somacow.com

The Experience dot FM
The Experience Backstory
The Best Experience Present Ever
iPhone for Tail?
Experience = Bug Eaters
Bus Chat
If anyone has any problems downloading or listening to this my apologies&#8230; I&#8217;ll blame Ross, or Mickey&#8230; Maybe it&#8217;s J&#8217;s fault that the file size is twice normal&#8230;yeah, that&#8217;s it.
Thanks for listening!
-Jen
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally experienced at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1877" title="588" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/588.jpg" alt="588" /></p>
<p><a href="http://theexperience.fm" target="_blank">The Experience dot FM</a><br />
The Experience Backstory<br />
The Best Experience Present Ever<br />
iPhone for Tail?<br />
Experience = Bug Eaters<br />
Bus Chat</p>
<p>If anyone has any problems downloading or listening to this my apologies&#8230; I&#8217;ll blame Ross, or Mickey&#8230; Maybe it&#8217;s J&#8217;s fault that the file size is twice normal&#8230;yeah, that&#8217;s it.</p>
<p>Thanks for listening!</p>
<p>-Jen</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-588.mp3" length="56131228" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:28</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally experienced at http://somacow.com



The Experience dot FM
The Experience Backstory
The Best Experience Present Ever
iPhone for Tail?
Experience = Bug Eaters
Bus Chat

If anyone has any problems downloading or ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally experienced at http://somacow.com



The Experience dot FM
The Experience Backstory
The Best Experience Present Ever
iPhone for Tail?
Experience = Bug Eaters
Bus Chat

If anyone has any problems downloading or listening to this my apologies... I'll blame Ross, or Mickey... Maybe it's J's fault that the file size is twice normal...yeah, that's it.

Thanks for listening!

-Jen</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 587: Tuck It In</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-587-tuck-it-in</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-587-tuck-it-in#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1873</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally hating haters at http://somacow.com

Russians
Lohan&#8217;s Jail Money
Indian $35 PC Tablet
Ol&#8217; Smokey
KA-BARs Rule
Lawyer Fight in Sanford
Prisoncast
Wicker Man Sucks
Cameras Everywhere
Chico vs The Toilet
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally hating haters at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/587.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<div>Russians</div>
<div>Lohan&#8217;s Jail Money</div>
<div>Indian $35 PC Tablet</div>
<div>Ol&#8217; Smokey</div>
<div>KA-BARs Rule</div>
<div>Lawyer Fight in Sanford</div>
<div>Prisoncast</div>
<div>Wicker Man Sucks</div>
<div>Cameras Everywhere</div>
<div><a href="http://theexperience.fm" target="_blank">Chico</a> vs The Toilet</div>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-587.mp3" length="29566458" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:01:36</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally hating haters at http://somacow.com


Russians
Lohan's Jail Money
Indian $35 PC Tablet
Ol' Smokey
KA-BARs Rule
Lawyer Fight in Sanford
Prisoncast
Wicker Man Sucks
Cameras Everywhere
Chico vs The Toilet </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally hating haters at http://somacow.com


Russians
Lohan's Jail Money
Indian $35 PC Tablet
Ol' Smokey
KA-BARs Rule
Lawyer Fight in Sanford
Prisoncast
Wicker Man Sucks
Cameras Everywhere
Chico vs The Toilet</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 586: Smell My Gas</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-586-smell-my-gas</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-586-smell-my-gas#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 03:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally breeding at http://somacow.com
Breeders FTW
SomaBar
Leo = Actor???
Free Shit
Baggin&#8217; It
Gas Smell
&#8220;A Side Look&#8221;
Liquor Gift
What the Dog Saw
Whatcha Readin?
Mario = Stingy
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally breeding at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<div>Breeders FTW</div>
<div>SomaBar</div>
<div>Leo = Actor???</div>
<div>Free Shit</div>
<div>Baggin&#8217; It</div>
<div>Gas Smell</div>
<div>&#8220;A Side Look&#8221;</div>
<div>Liquor Gift</div>
<div>What the Dog Saw</div>
<div>Whatcha Readin?</div>
<div>Mario = Stingy</div>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-586.mp3" length="28426892" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:13</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally breeding at http://somacow.com
Breeders FTW
SomaBar
Leo = Actor???
Free Shit
Baggin' It
Gas Smell
"A Side Look"
Liquor Gift
What the Dog Saw
Whatcha Readin?
Mario = Stingy </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally breeding at http://somacow.com
Breeders FTW
SomaBar
Leo = Actor???
Free Shit
Baggin' It
Gas Smell
"A Side Look"
Liquor Gift
What the Dog Saw
Whatcha Readin?
Mario = Stingy</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 585: Conning With The Cons</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-585-conning-with-the-cons</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-585-conning-with-the-cons#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 03:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1871</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally Going Mel at http://somacow.com

Yelling @ Women
The Beach
Newsbomb!!!
Comic Con
The Hangover
Schwimerica
Mother&#8217;s Show
News Chicks
The Chair?
THE CAGE! Returns
Rape or Spiders?
Cameron Explained
Camel Ridin&#8217;
Cure For the Run Dot Com
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally Going Mel at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/585.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<div>Yelling @ Women</div>
<div>The Beach</div>
<div>Newsbomb!!!</div>
<div>Comic Con</div>
<div>The Hangover</div>
<div>Schwimerica</div>
<div>Mother&#8217;s Show</div>
<div>News Chicks</div>
<div>The Chair?</div>
<div>THE CAGE! Returns</div>
<div>Rape or Spiders?</div>
<div>Cameron Explained</div>
<div>Camel Ridin&#8217;</div>
<div><a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">Cure For the Run Dot Com</a></div>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-585.mp3" length="28472658" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:19</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally Going Mel at http://somacow.com


Yelling @ Women
The Beach
Newsbomb!!!
Comic Con
The Hangover
Schwimerica
Mother's Show
News Chicks
The Chair?
THE CAGE! Returns
Rape or Spiders?
Cameron Explained
Camel Ridin'
Cure For the Run </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally Going Mel at http://somacow.com


Yelling @ Women
The Beach
Newsbomb!!!
Comic Con
The Hangover
Schwimerica
Mother's Show
News Chicks
The Chair?
THE CAGE! Returns
Rape or Spiders?
Cameron Explained
Camel Ridin'
Cure For the Run Dot Com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 584: Go Downtown</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-584-go-downtown</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-584-go-downtown#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1868</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally flooding at http://somacow.com

YouTube Heat
Facebook: The Flick
You&#8217;re FIRED!!!
FLOOD!!!
Football Church
Paris Highlton
K Town
PSP Games
Japanese Breakfast
Downtown
Life Begins @ ?
CFTR Dot Com
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally flooding at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/584.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>YouTube Heat<br />
Facebook: The Flick<br />
You&#8217;re FIRED!!!<br />
FLOOD!!!<br />
Football Church<br />
Paris Highlton<br />
K Town<br />
PSP Games<br />
Japanese Breakfast<br />
Downtown<br />
Life Begins @ ?<br />
<a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">CFTR Dot Com</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-584.mp3" length="27894412" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:07</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally flooding at http://somacow.com



YouTube Heat
Facebook: The Flick
You're FIRED!!!
FLOOD!!!
Football Church
Paris Highlton
K Town
PSP Games
Japanese Breakfast
Downtown
Life Begins @ ?
CFTR Dot Com </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally flooding at http://somacow.com



YouTube Heat
Facebook: The Flick
You're FIRED!!!
FLOOD!!!
Football Church
Paris Highlton
K Town
PSP Games
Japanese Breakfast
Downtown
Life Begins @ ?
CFTR Dot Com</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 583: Feel My Hair</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-583-feel-my-hair</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-583-feel-my-hair#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 03:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beauty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cookie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gel]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1866</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally depping it up at http://somacow.com
J = Sleepy
Dep
Go Back Sleepies
Black Hair
Beauty = Pain
Mel Goes Blank
Specialty Soc Med
Girl Scout Bandit
Fund Raiser Scams
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally depping it up at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p>J = Sleepy<br />
Dep<br />
Go Back Sleepies<br />
Black Hair<br />
Beauty = Pain<br />
Mel Goes Blank<br />
Specialty Soc Med<br />
Girl Scout Bandit<br />
Fund Raiser Scams</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-583.mp3" length="28726360" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:51</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally depping it up at http://somacow.com

J = Sleepy
Dep
Go Back Sleepies
Black Hair
Beauty = Pain
Mel Goes Blank
Specialty Soc Med
Girl Scout Bandit
Fund Raiser Scams </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally depping it up at http://somacow.com

J = Sleepy
Dep
Go Back Sleepies
Black Hair
Beauty = Pain
Mel Goes Blank
Specialty Soc Med
Girl Scout Bandit
Fund Raiser Scams</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 582: Cover Your Fart</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-582-cover-your-fart</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-582-cover-your-fart#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cure for the run]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[wesley snipes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1865</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally paying our taxes on time at http://somacow.com

No More Billboards
South of the Border
Blade Goes to Jail
Don&#8217;t Pay Your Taxes = Jail
Geoff vs The Lord
Racist Kids?
Shitty Effects
Gump to the Future
Fart Cover?
Geoff&#8217;s Unholy Farts
Six Feet of Feces Challange
CFTR 2010
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally paying our taxes on time at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/582.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>No More Billboards<br />
South of the Border<br />
Blade Goes to Jail<br />
Don&#8217;t Pay Your Taxes = Jail<br />
Geoff vs The Lord<br />
Racist Kids?<br />
Shitty Effects<br />
Gump to the Future<br />
Fart Cover?<br />
Geoff&#8217;s Unholy Farts<br />
Six Feet of Feces Challange<br />
<a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">CFTR 2010</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-582.mp3" length="28822490" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:03</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally paying our taxes on time at http://somacow.com



No More Billboards
South of the Border
Blade Goes to Jail
Don't Pay Your Taxes = Jail
Geoff vs The Lord
Racist Kids?
Shitty ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally paying our taxes on time at http://somacow.com



No More Billboards
South of the Border
Blade Goes to Jail
Don't Pay Your Taxes = Jail
Geoff vs The Lord
Racist Kids?
Shitty Effects
Gump to the Future
Fart Cover?
Geoff's Unholy Farts
Six Feet of Feces Challange
CFTR 2010</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 581: De Fence</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-581-de-fence</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-581-de-fence#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 01:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1864</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally roughing it at http://somacow.com

Glenn Webber Returns
Pawn Stars
3 Years of Fury
ELROSS Camp-a-Thon
Somapowers
Cons
Lego Land!
CFTR 2010
Celebrity Mascot Games
DEFENSE!!!!
Arcing Ropes
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally roughing it at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/581.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/glennwebber" target="_blank">Glenn Webber</a> Returns<br />
Pawn Stars<br />
3 Years of Fury<br />
ELROSS Camp-a-Thon<br />
Somapowers<br />
Cons<br />
Lego Land!<br />
<a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">CFTR 2010</a><br />
Celebrity Mascot Games<br />
DEFENSE!!!!<br />
Arcing Ropes</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-581.mp3" length="28566490" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:31</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally roughing it at http://somacow.com



Glenn Webber Returns
Pawn Stars
3 Years of Fury
ELROSS Camp-a-Thon
Somapowers
Cons
Lego Land!
CFTR 2010
Celebrity Mascot Games
DEFENSE!!!!
Arcing Ropes </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally roughing it at http://somacow.com



Glenn Webber Returns
Pawn Stars
3 Years of Fury
ELROSS Camp-a-Thon
Somapowers
Cons
Lego Land!
CFTR 2010
Celebrity Mascot Games
DEFENSE!!!!
Arcing Ropes</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 580: In The Not Too Distant Future</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-580-in-the-not-too-distant-future</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-580-in-the-not-too-distant-future#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 22:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1863</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally tally-ho&#8217;d at http://somacow.com

Wedding/Anni
2012 Sucks
MST3K
Apple is Not Perfect
ForeSkwar
J&#8217;s Tweet Bit
Who Would You Take Out?
Newsbomb!
Italiano
British &#8220;Food&#8221;
Mickey&#8217;s Hats
Cap Fail
Let&#8217;s Do the Time Warp Again
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally tally-ho&#8217;d at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/580.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Wedding/Anni<br />
2012 Sucks<br />
MST3K<br />
Apple is Not Perfect<br />
ForeSkwar<br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/somacowj" target="_blank">J&#8217;s Tweet</a> Bit<br />
Who Would You Take Out?<br />
Newsbomb!<br />
Italiano<br />
British &#8220;Food&#8221;<br />
Mickey&#8217;s Hats<br />
Cap Fail<br />
Let&#8217;s Do the Time Warp Again</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-580.mp3" length="29225821" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:53</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally tally-ho'd at http://somacow.com



Wedding/Anni
2012 Sucks
MST3K
Apple is Not Perfect
ForeSkwar
J's Tweet Bit
Who Would You Take Out?
Newsbomb!
Italiano
British "Food"
Mickey's Hats
Cap Fail
Let's Do the Time Warp Again </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally tally-ho'd at http://somacow.com



Wedding/Anni
2012 Sucks
MST3K
Apple is Not Perfect
ForeSkwar
J's Tweet Bit
Who Would You Take Out?
Newsbomb!
Italiano
British "Food"
Mickey's Hats
Cap Fail
Let's Do the Time Warp Again</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 579: Poke Her</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-579-poke-her</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-579-poke-her#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1861</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally bitten at http://somacow.com

Mickey Has Crooked Eye
Mickey Doesn&#8217;t Like Sweet Puppies
50 Beers in 50 Days
Jamie Played Poker
Jamie Mowed The Grass
Geoff Did The Dishes
Do Something Nice For Your SO
Sorcerer&#8217;s Apprentice
Netflix vs Rental vs In Theatre
Internet Killed The Video/Game/Music Star
Self Checkout
Check out the forum for neat stuff from everyone!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally bitten at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/579.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Mickey Has Crooked Eye<br />
Mickey Doesn&#8217;t Like Sweet Puppies<br />
50 Beers in 50 Days<br />
Jamie Played Poker<br />
Jamie Mowed The Grass<br />
Geoff Did The Dishes<br />
Do Something Nice For Your SO<br />
Sorcerer&#8217;s Apprentice<br />
Netflix vs Rental vs In Theatre<br />
Internet Killed The Video/Game/Music Star<br />
Self Checkout</p>
<p>Check out the <a href="http://somacow.net/forum" target="_blank">forum</a> for neat stuff from everyone!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-579.mp3" length="31094516" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:04:47</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally bitten at http://somacow.com



Mickey Has Crooked Eye
Mickey Doesn't Like Sweet Puppies
50 Beers in 50 Days
Jamie Played Poker
Jamie Mowed The Grass
Geoff Did The Dishes
Do Something Nice ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally bitten at http://somacow.com



Mickey Has Crooked Eye
Mickey Doesn't Like Sweet Puppies
50 Beers in 50 Days
Jamie Played Poker
Jamie Mowed The Grass
Geoff Did The Dishes
Do Something Nice For Your SO
Sorcerer's Apprentice
Netflix vs Rental vs In Theatre
Internet Killed The Video/Game/Music Star
Self Checkout

Check out the forum for neat stuff from everyone!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 578: Never Waste A Boner</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-578-never-waste-a-boner</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-578-never-waste-a-boner#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1860</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally expressing at http://somacow.com

Day Care Disasters
Nursing-In
Mel Gibson Rants Some More
Leave Us a Message (407)965-2662 as Mel Gibson
Cell Phone Commercials
AOL, Who Got Sucked In?
Jimmy Buffet Has It Right
Ryan Seacrest Really Is A Douche
How Do You Interview Someone You Despise?
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally expressing at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/578.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Day Care Disasters<br />
Nursing-In<br />
Mel Gibson Rants Some More<br />
Leave Us a Message (407)965-2662 as Mel Gibson<br />
Cell Phone Commercials<br />
AOL, Who Got Sucked In?<br />
Jimmy Buffet Has It Right<br />
Ryan Seacrest Really Is A Douche<br />
How Do You Interview Someone You Despise?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-578.mp3" length="29028544" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:29</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally expressing at http://somacow.com



Day Care Disasters
Nursing-In
Mel Gibson Rants Some More
Leave Us a Message (407)965-2662 as Mel Gibson
Cell Phone Commercials
AOL, Who Got Sucked In?
Jimmy Buffet Has ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally expressing at http://somacow.com



Day Care Disasters
Nursing-In
Mel Gibson Rants Some More
Leave Us a Message (407)965-2662 as Mel Gibson
Cell Phone Commercials
AOL, Who Got Sucked In?
Jimmy Buffet Has It Right
Ryan Seacrest Really Is A Douche
How Do You Interview Someone You Despise?</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 577: Kill Your TV</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-577-kill-your-tv</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-577-kill-your-tv#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:46:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1859</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally resting at http://somacow.com

www.newhopeforkids.org
Geoff Goes Palanquin
Win ELROSS&#8217; Pot
Man vs Food
B4D w/ G vs B.A.M.!
Wii Unplayed
SomaCow Sign Protection Racket
Walmart Scam
UAE &#38; God vs Vuvuzela
Choco Booze
Geoff vs Valet
Death by Pron
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally resting at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/577.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.newhopeforkids.com/" target="_blank">www.newhopeforkids.org</a><br />
Geoff Goes Palanquin<br />
Win ELROSS&#8217; Pot<br />
Man vs Food<br />
B4D w/ G vs B.A.M.!<br />
Wii Unplayed<br />
SomaCow Sign Protection Racket<br />
Walmart Scam<br />
UAE &amp; God vs Vuvuzela<br />
Choco Booze<br />
Geoff vs Valet<br />
Death by Pron</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-577.mp3" length="28687907" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:46</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally resting at http://somacow.com



www.newhopeforkids.org
Geoff Goes Palanquin
Win ELROSS' Pot
Man vs Food
B4D w/ G vs B.A.M.!
Wii Unplayed
SomaCow Sign Protection Racket
Walmart Scam
UAE #38; God vs Vuvuzela
Choco Booze
Geoff vs </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally resting at http://somacow.com



www.newhopeforkids.org
Geoff Goes Palanquin
Win ELROSS' Pot
Man vs Food
B4D w/ G vs B.A.M.!
Wii Unplayed
SomaCow Sign Protection Racket
Walmart Scam
UAE #38; God vs Vuvuzela
Choco Booze
Geoff vs Valet
Death by Pron</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 576: Watch That Oil</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-576-watch-that-oil</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-576-watch-that-oil#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 01:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cooking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daily show]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1858</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally an owie at http://somacow.com

Geoff&#8217;s Burned Belly
Will Cook for Mickey
Daily Show vs Women
Predators
Old School Dentist
Jagged Teeth
Mickeyoke
Soma Movie List
Web &#60;/3
B.O.C. 4 Ever
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally an owie at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/576.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Geoff&#8217;s Burned Belly<br />
Will Cook for Mickey<br />
Daily Show vs Women<br />
Predators<br />
Old School Dentist<br />
Jagged Teeth<br />
Mickeyoke<br />
Soma Movie List<br />
Web &lt;/3<br />
B.O.C. 4 Ever</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-576.mp3" length="30868401" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:04:19</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally an owie at http://somacow.com



Geoff's Burned Belly
Will Cook for Mickey
Daily Show vs Women
Predators
Old School Dentist
Jagged Teeth
Mickeyoke
Soma Movie List
Web #60;/3
B.O.C. 4 Ever </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally an owie at http://somacow.com



Geoff's Burned Belly
Will Cook for Mickey
Daily Show vs Women
Predators
Old School Dentist
Jagged Teeth
Mickeyoke
Soma Movie List
Web #60;/3
B.O.C. 4 Ever</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 575: ust oking Around</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-575-ust-oking-around</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-575-ust-oking-around#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 02:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1857</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally nuked at http://somacow.com

F Lebron
Nukes
Logan&#8217;s Run
Blade Runner
One Button Tech
Fuck U Nails
No Breastmilk in Kelly Park
Celebrity Mascot Games Rules
www.newhopeforkids.org
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally nuked at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/575.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>F Lebron<br />
Nukes<br />
Logan&#8217;s Run<br />
Blade Runner<br />
One Button Tech<br />
Fuck U Nails<br />
No Breastmilk in Kelly Park<br />
Celebrity Mascot Games Rules<br />
<a href="http://www.newhopeforkids.org/" target="_blank">www.newhopeforkids.org</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-575.mp3" length="27839868" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:00</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally nuked at http://somacow.com



F Lebron
Nukes
Logan's Run
Blade Runner
One Button Tech
Fuck U Nails
No Breastmilk in Kelly Park
Celebrity Mascot Games Rules
www.newhopeforkids.org </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally nuked at http://somacow.com



F Lebron
Nukes
Logan's Run
Blade Runner
One Button Tech
Fuck U Nails
No Breastmilk in Kelly Park
Celebrity Mascot Games Rules
www.newhopeforkids.org</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 574: Masons Do Masonry</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-574-masons-do-masonry</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-574-masons-do-masonry#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 02:24:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1853</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally being handy at http://somacow.com

Glenn Webber in Studio
Bathroom Lovin&#8217;
Masonry
Glenn = Handy
Bar Hunt
Sparkle Vamps
The Last Airbender Fail
Mall War
Tanada
FL State Parks
Buy ORGANIC Seeds
Line Theory
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally being handy at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/574.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/glennwebber" target="_blank">Glenn Webber</a> in Studio<br />
Bathroom Lovin&#8217;<br />
Masonry<br />
Glenn = Handy<br />
Bar Hunt<br />
Sparkle Vamps<br />
The Last Airbender Fail<br />
Mall War<br />
Tanada<br />
FL State Parks<br />
Buy ORGANIC Seeds<br />
Line Theory</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:00:32</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally being handy at http://somacow.com



Glenn Webber in Studio
Bathroom Lovin'
Masonry
Glenn = Handy
Bar Hunt
Sparkle Vamps
The Last Airbender Fail
Mall War
Tanada
FL State Parks
Buy ORGANIC Seeds
Line Theory </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally being handy at http://somacow.com



Glenn Webber in Studio
Bathroom Lovin'
Masonry
Glenn = Handy
Bar Hunt
Sparkle Vamps
The Last Airbender Fail
Mall War
Tanada
FL State Parks
Buy ORGANIC Seeds
Line Theory</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 573: Put The Toaster In The Bathtub</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-573-put-the-toaster-in-the-bathtub</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-573-put-the-toaster-in-the-bathtub#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 00:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1852</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally going Canadian at http://somacow.com

America: Fuck Yeah!
Canada: Sorry Aboot That, Eh?
Foot Eatin&#8217; Fish
Lady GaGa Hits 10 Mil
Mickey Hates Anime
Giant Army Men
Competitive Eating
Toaster Bath
Return of THE CAGE!
Tiny Cookies
Florida: Fuck Yeah!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally going Canadian at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/573.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>America: Fuck Yeah!<br />
Canada: Sorry Aboot That, Eh?<br />
Foot Eatin&#8217; Fish<br />
Lady GaGa Hits 10 Mil<br />
Mickey Hates Anime<br />
Giant Army Men<br />
Competitive Eating<br />
Toaster Bath<br />
Return of THE CAGE!<br />
Tiny Cookies<br />
Florida: Fuck Yeah!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-573.mp3" length="28248214" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:51</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally going Canadian at http://somacow.com



America: Fuck Yeah!
Canada: Sorry Aboot That, Eh?
Foot Eatin' Fish
Lady GaGa Hits 10 Mil
Mickey Hates Anime
Giant Army Men
Competitive Eating
Toaster Bath
Return of THE ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally going Canadian at http://somacow.com



America: Fuck Yeah!
Canada: Sorry Aboot That, Eh?
Foot Eatin' Fish
Lady GaGa Hits 10 Mil
Mickey Hates Anime
Giant Army Men
Competitive Eating
Toaster Bath
Return of THE CAGE!
Tiny Cookies
Florida: Fuck Yeah!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 572: Dude Puff Puff Pass</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-572-dude-puff-puff-pass</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-572-dude-puff-puff-pass#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 01:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1851</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally talking with an accent at http://somacow.com

Tart Talk
Tennessee Talk
The Mountain
J &#38; Tentacles
DemoKKKrats
Toyota Recall
Legalize It?
LifeCoaching
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally talking with an accent at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/572.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Tart Talk<br />
Tennessee Talk<br />
The Mountain<br />
J &amp; Tentacles<br />
DemoKKKrats<br />
Toyota Recall<br />
Legalize It?<br />
LifeCoaching</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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<itunes:duration>1:02:05</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally talking with an accent at http://somacow.com



Tart Talk
Tennessee Talk
The Mountain
J #38; Tentacles
DemoKKKrats
Toyota Recall
Legalize It?
LifeCoaching </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally talking with an accent at http://somacow.com



Tart Talk
Tennessee Talk
The Mountain
J #38; Tentacles
DemoKKKrats
Toyota Recall
Legalize It?
LifeCoaching</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 571: Communeism</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-571-communeism</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-571-communeism#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 01:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1850</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally living off the grid at http://somacow.com

Apple = Liars
The Button
Sunscreen = Poison
Tiger Pays
World Cup Still On?
Tourney Up
Prequels
Journalism = Dead
Homeschool for Rowan?
Escapism
Buffet Donation
Malt Liquor
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally living off the grid at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/571.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Apple = Liars<br />
The Button<br />
Sunscreen = Poison<br />
Tiger Pays<br />
World Cup Still On?<br />
Tourney Up<br />
Prequels<br />
Journalism = Dead<br />
Homeschool for Rowan?<br />
Escapism<br />
Buffet Donation<br />
Malt Liquor</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-571.mp3" length="29164799" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:46</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally living off the grid at http://somacow.com



Apple = Liars
The Button
Sunscreen = Poison
Tiger Pays
World Cup Still On?
Tourney Up
Prequels
Journalism = Dead
Homeschool for Rowan?
Escapism
Buffet Donation
Malt Liquor </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally living off the grid at http://somacow.com



Apple = Liars
The Button
Sunscreen = Poison
Tiger Pays
World Cup Still On?
Tourney Up
Prequels
Journalism = Dead
Homeschool for Rowan?
Escapism
Buffet Donation
Malt Liquor</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 570: Kinging Kong</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-570-kinging-kong</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-570-kinging-kong#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 01:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bourbon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[king kong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mel gibson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oil]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1849</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally Dee Qued at http://somacow.com

King of Kong- Great Flick
Oil Cleanup Vacation
oChicken, Bourbon
SomaLeavins
Newsbomb
Computer Issues
Mel Gibson = Racist
Stupid Karate Tricks
Sandwich in a Can
Sci-Fi Sandwich
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally Dee Qued at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/570.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>King of Kong- Great Flick<br />
Oil Cleanup Vacation<br />
oChicken, Bourbon<br />
SomaLeavins<br />
Newsbomb<br />
Computer Issues<br />
Mel Gibson = Racist<br />
Stupid Karate Tricks<br />
Sandwich in a Can<br />
Sci-Fi Sandwich</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-570.mp3" length="27907996" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:08</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally Dee Qued at http://somacow.com



King of Kong- Great Flick
Oil Cleanup Vacation
oChicken, Bourbon
SomaLeavins
Newsbomb
Computer Issues
Mel Gibson = Racist
Stupid Karate Tricks
Sandwich in a Can
Sci-Fi Sandwich </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally Dee Qued at http://somacow.com



King of Kong- Great Flick
Oil Cleanup Vacation
oChicken, Bourbon
SomaLeavins
Newsbomb
Computer Issues
Mel Gibson = Racist
Stupid Karate Tricks
Sandwich in a Can
Sci-Fi Sandwich</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 569: Py Is Rite</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-569-py-is-rite</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-569-py-is-rite#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 01:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fool's gold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jrr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pyrite]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Regis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video games]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1848</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally creeped out at http://somacow.com

Regis = Creepy
Fogey Comedy
Video Games = Art?
WTF IS Art, Anyway?
Disney Cutbacks
Fool&#8217;s Gold, FTW
JRR
Geoff&#8217;s New Life Coach
Send Pyrite!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally creeped out at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/569.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Regis = Creepy<br />
Fogey Comedy<br />
Video Games = Art?<br />
WTF IS Art, Anyway?<br />
Disney Cutbacks<br />
Fool&#8217;s Gold, FTW<br />
JRR<br />
Geoff&#8217;s New Life Coach<br />
Send Pyrite!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-569.mp3" length="28838373" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:05</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally creeped out at http://somacow.com



Regis = Creepy
Fogey Comedy
Video Games = Art?
WTF IS Art, Anyway?
Disney Cutbacks
Fool's Gold, FTW
JRR
Geoff's New Life Coach
Send Pyrite! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally creeped out at http://somacow.com



Regis = Creepy
Fogey Comedy
Video Games = Art?
WTF IS Art, Anyway?
Disney Cutbacks
Fool's Gold, FTW
JRR
Geoff's New Life Coach
Send Pyrite!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 568: Karate Chop</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-568-karate-chop</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-568-karate-chop#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[climategate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[first beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[g20]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1847</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally  partying at http://somacow.com

K-Kid
First Beer
What Can You Break?
Mickey&#8217;s Party
Heck Sunscreen
Blankets Can Be Found Anywhere
Climategate Faked
G20 = Burn, Canada, Burn
Mary Kate &#38; Ashley Olsen&#8217;s Dad = Broke
Disperse
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally  partying at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/568.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>K-Kid<br />
First Beer<br />
What Can You Break?<br />
Mickey&#8217;s Party<br />
Heck Sunscreen<br />
Blankets Can Be Found Anywhere<br />
Climategate Faked<br />
G20 = Burn, Canada, Burn<br />
Mary Kate &amp; Ashley Olsen&#8217;s Dad = Broke<br />
Disperse</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-568.mp3" length="29354761" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:01:09</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originallynbsp; partying at http://somacow.com



K-Kid
First Beer
What Can You Break?
Mickey's Party
Heck Sunscreen
Blankets Can Be Found Anywhere
Climategate Faked
G20 = Burn, Canada, Burn
Mary Kate #38; Ashley Olsen's Dad = ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originallynbsp; partying at http://somacow.com



K-Kid
First Beer
What Can You Break?
Mickey's Party
Heck Sunscreen
Blankets Can Be Found Anywhere
Climategate Faked
G20 = Burn, Canada, Burn
Mary Kate #38; Ashley Olsen's Dad = Broke
Disperse</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 567: Compost This</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-567-compost-this</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-567-compost-this#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 01:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1846</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally trapped at http://somacow.com

It&#8217;s the Same Show, Man
Rape Condom
Air Horns FTW
Seafood Buffets
Somaland
Shredded Lettuce Fail
CFTR MMX
Pee Games
Composting Problem
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally trapped at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/567.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>It&#8217;s the Same Show, Man<br />
Rape Condom<br />
Air Horns FTW<br />
Seafood Buffets<br />
Somaland<br />
Shredded Lettuce Fail<br />
<a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">CFTR MMX</a><br />
Pee Games<br />
Composting Problem</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-567.mp3" length="28658232" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:42</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally trapped at http://somacow.com



It's the Same Show, Man
Rape Condom
Air Horns FTW
Seafood Buffets
Somaland
Shredded Lettuce Fail
CFTR MMX
Pee Games
Composting Problem </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally trapped at http://somacow.com



It's the Same Show, Man
Rape Condom
Air Horns FTW
Seafood Buffets
Somaland
Shredded Lettuce Fail
CFTR MMX
Pee Games
Composting Problem</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 566: iPhone People Shut Up</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-566-iphone-people-shut-up</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-566-iphone-people-shut-up#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mickey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally app&#8217;d at http://somacow.com, home of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.

I like turtles and monkeys are funny.  That, however is neither here nor there.  Which is the same location as George Lucas&#8217;s brain.  It is neither here, nor there.  It is completely lost.  As insane as the director was, the movies are still [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally app&#8217;d at http://somacow.com, home of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/566.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>I like turtles and monkeys are funny.  That, however is neither here nor there.  Which is the same location as George Lucas&#8217;s brain.  It is neither here, nor there.  It is completely lost.  As insane as the director was, the movies are still fantastic.</p>
<p>Bamboo sucks.  Seriously.  If I didn&#8217;t have a screen room or a pool, and just had a yard, I think it would be cool.  It would be mega-awesome if I could get a panda.  Oh, a panda and a koala in a Bamboo Cage Match.</p>
<p>Hmm.  BEAR WARS.  That would make a great television show.  Each week, the producers would pit one brand of bear against another and they would fight to the pin fall.  And now to our main event, weighing in at twenty-five hundred pounds, Arctodus Simus, undefeated in his last 230 bouts he is challenging for the world heavy bear championship of the world.  And now, the champion, sporting the green trunks and weighing in at a stout one thousand five hundred pounds&#8230; THE KODIAK!  Damn that would be cool.  The only problem is the Acto-Sim is extinct.  Oh well.</p>
<p>Somewhere in the episode we talked about iPhone owners.  We probably insulted them.  That&#8217;s what we do.</p>
<p>My girlfriend is hot.  I had hotdogs for dinner while watching Phantom Menace.  I have Ben and Jerry&#8217;s in the freezer.</p>
<p>Lady gaga is not a panda.  That sentence was only included so I could use it as a tag.</p>
<p>Thanks for listening.</p>
<p>-Mickey</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Originally app'd at http://somacow.com, home of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.



I like turtles and monkeys are funny. nbsp;That, however is neither here nor ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally app'd at http://somacow.com, home of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever.



I like turtles and monkeys are funny. nbsp;That, however is neither here nor there. nbsp;Which is the same location as George Lucas's brain. nbsp;It is neither here, nor there. nbsp;It is completely lost. nbsp;As insane as the director was, the movies are still fantastic.

Bamboo sucks. nbsp;Seriously. nbsp;If I didn't have a screen room or a pool, and just had a yard, I think it would be cool. nbsp;It would be mega-awesome if I could get a panda. nbsp;Oh, a panda and a koala in a Bamboo Cage Match.

Hmm. nbsp;BEAR WARS. nbsp;That would make a great television show. nbsp;Each week, the producers would pit one brand of bear against another and they would fight to the pin fall. nbsp;And now to our main event, weighing in at twenty-five hundred pounds, Arctodus Simus, undefeated in his last 230 bouts he is challenging for the world heavy bear championship of the world. nbsp;And now, the champion, sporting the green trunks and weighing in at a stout one thousand five hundred pounds... THE KODIAK! nbsp;Damn that would be cool. nbsp;The only problem is the Acto-Sim is extinct. nbsp;Oh well.

Somewhere in the episode we talked about iPhone owners. nbsp;We probably insulted them. nbsp;That's what we do.

My girlfriend is hot. nbsp;I had hotdogs for dinner while watching Phantom Menace. nbsp;I have Ben and Jerry's in the freezer.

Lady gaga is not a panda. nbsp;That sentence was only included so I could use it as a tag.

Thanks for listening.

-Mickey</itunes:summary>
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		<title>SomaCow 565: Mickmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 01:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mickey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally recorded on Mickey&#8217;s Birthday at the SomaCow Studios and then edited and posted as a podcast at http://somacow.com

Damn, I love cupcakes.  The awesome girl that I am seeing at this time went out and bought me a metric ass tonne (spelled &#8216;tonne&#8217; because it is metric) of cupcakes with Star Wars decorations on them. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally recorded on Mickey&#8217;s Birthday at the SomaCow Studios and then edited and posted as a podcast at http://somacow.com</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/565.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Damn, I love cupcakes.  The awesome girl that I am seeing at this time went out and bought me a metric ass tonne (spelled &#8216;tonne&#8217; because it is metric) of cupcakes with Star Wars decorations on them.  Damn, I love Star Wars.  Seriously.  Can you name any other religious documentary series that is as captivating?  I thought not, kumquat.</p>
<p>Speaking of the awesome girl that I am seeing, she also bought me the entire Star Wars collection on DVD.  Well&#8230; not the entire collection.  That would be just plain silly and give way too much money to George Lucas who doesn&#8217;t deserve all the money.  I was gifted the DVD&#8217;s of the six movies.</p>
<p>The entire collection would include 37 copies of the original Star Wars movie, and really, what is the point of that.  Also, the gift didn&#8217;t include the cartoon of the Clone Wars.  The jury is still out on whether I like that or not.  And the &#8220;entire collection&#8221; would also include the Star Wars Christmas special.  NO ONE wants that.</p>
<p>The &#8220;entire collection&#8221; would also include Luke Skywalker on the Muppet Show.  I have the digital copy of that.</p>
<p>Anyway, people often ask me, &#8220;What exactly is Mickmas?&#8221;  Well, it is a holiday in June that celebrates my birthday.  It is a time for celebrating the things in life that really matter.  Drinking beers by the pool, hanging with friends, meats on the barbie, Star Wars, boobs, fruity drinks by J, and listening to the Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, ever.</p>
<p>Thanks for listening.  Send gold, send towels, send shirts, donate to the Cure For the Run, and dance.</p>
<p>&#8211;Mickey</p>
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<itunes:duration>1:02:11</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally recorded on Mickey's Birthday at the SomaCow Studios and then edited and posted as a podcast at http://somacow.com



Damn, I love cupcakes. nbsp;The awesome girl ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally recorded on Mickey's Birthday at the SomaCow Studios and then edited and posted as a podcast at http://somacow.com



Damn, I love cupcakes. nbsp;The awesome girl that I am seeing at this time went out and bought me a metric ass tonne (spelled 'tonne' because it is metric) of cupcakes with Star Wars decorations on them. nbsp;Damn, I love Star Wars. nbsp;Seriously. nbsp;Can you name any other religious documentary series that is as captivating? nbsp;I thought not, kumquat.

Speaking of the awesome girl that I am seeing, she also bought me the entire Star Wars collection on DVD. nbsp;Well... not the entire collection. nbsp;That would be just plain silly and give way too much money to George Lucas who doesn't deserve all the money. nbsp;I was gifted the DVD's of the six movies.

The entire collection would include 37 copies of the original Star Wars movie, and really, what is the point of that. nbsp;Also, the gift didn't include the cartoon of the Clone Wars. nbsp;The jury is still out on whether I like that or not. nbsp;And the "entire collection" would also include the Star Wars Christmas special. nbsp;NO ONE wants that.

The "entire collection" would also include Luke Skywalker on the Muppet Show. nbsp;I have the digital copy of that.

Anyway, people often ask me, "What exactly is Mickmas?" nbsp;Well, it is a holiday in June that celebrates my birthday. nbsp;It is a time for celebrating the things in life that really matter. nbsp;Drinking beers by the pool, hanging with friends, meats on the barbie, Star Wars, boobs, fruity drinks by J, and listening to the Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, ever.

Thanks for listening. nbsp;Send gold, send towels, send shirts, donate to the Cure For the Run, and dance.

--Mickey</itunes:summary>
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		<title>SomaCow 564: What Does Canada Have</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-564-what-does-canada-have</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally roughing it at http://somacow.com

WAR! and other card games
Cameron Diaz Likes it ROUGH
What&#8217;s On TV
Call from The Perpetrator re: Wizarding World of Harry Potter
Ridin&#8217; Rides
Bitch Parity
Mexican Mole Men
Poutine + Nachos
$moke$
Tony Hayward Sings!
Ultimate Teachers Lounge
Tah-Cose
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally roughing it at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/563.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>WAR! and other card games<br />
Cameron Diaz Likes it ROUGH<br />
What&#8217;s On TV<br />
Call from The Perpetrator re: Wizarding World of Harry Potter<br />
Ridin&#8217; Rides<br />
Bitch Parity<br />
Mexican Mole Men<br />
Poutine + Nachos<br />
$moke$<br />
Tony Hayward Sings!<br />
Ultimate Teachers Lounge<br />
Tah-Cose</p>
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<itunes:duration>1:05:18</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally roughing it at http://somacow.com



WAR! and other card games
Cameron Diaz Likes it ROUGH
What's On TV
Call from The Perpetrator re: Wizarding World of Harry Potter
Ridin' Rides
Bitch ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally roughing it at http://somacow.com



WAR! and other card games
Cameron Diaz Likes it ROUGH
What's On TV
Call from The Perpetrator re: Wizarding World of Harry Potter
Ridin' Rides
Bitch Parity
Mexican Mole Men
Poutine + Nachos
$moke$
Tony Hayward Sings!
Ultimate Teachers Lounge
Tah-Cose</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
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		<title>SomaCow 563: Beachin It</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-563-beachin-it</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally gaming at http://somacow.com
Happy Father&#8217;s Day!!
Best Stephen King TV Movie
E3
War Games
The Beach
Snorkel vs S.C.U.B.A.
Dad Gifts
Brazillian
VR
Video Games
SomaCraze!!!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally gaming at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p>Happy Father&#8217;s Day!!<br />
Best Stephen King TV Movie<br />
E3<br />
War Games<br />
The Beach<br />
Snorkel vs S.C.U.B.A.<br />
Dad Gifts<br />
Brazillian<br />
VR<br />
Video Games<br />
SomaCraze!!!</p>
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<itunes:duration>1:01:43</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally gaming at http://somacow.com

Happy Father's Day!!
Best Stephen King TV Movie
E3
War Games
The Beach
Snorkel vs S.C.U.B.A.
Dad Gifts
Brazillian
VR
Video Games
SomaCraze!!! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally gaming at http://somacow.com

Happy Father's Day!!
Best Stephen King TV Movie
E3
War Games
The Beach
Snorkel vs S.C.U.B.A.
Dad Gifts
Brazillian
VR
Video Games
SomaCraze!!!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
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		<title>SomaCow 562: First Time Long Time</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-562-first-time-long-time</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:56:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally buh-leting at http://somacow.com

Women &#60;3 5Ks
What About Allen?
Geoff Needs a G.O.A.T.
Titanic?
When Is A Boob Not A Boob?
J vs Trebeck
Ur Der
Buh-leted!
A-Team Spoilers
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally buh-leting at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/562.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Women &lt;3 5Ks<br />
What About Allen?<br />
Geoff Needs a G.O.A.T.<br />
Titanic?<br />
When Is A Boob Not A Boob?<br />
J vs Trebeck<br />
Ur Der<br />
Buh-leted!<br />
A-Team Spoilers</p>
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<itunes:duration>1:01:55</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally buh-leting at http://somacow.com



Women #60;3 5Ks
What About Allen?
Geoff Needs a G.O.A.T.
Titanic?
When Is A Boob Not A Boob?
J vs Trebeck
Ur Der
Buh-leted!
A-Team Spoilers </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally buh-leting at http://somacow.com



Women #60;3 5Ks
What About Allen?
Geoff Needs a G.O.A.T.
Titanic?
When Is A Boob Not A Boob?
J vs Trebeck
Ur Der
Buh-leted!
A-Team Spoilers</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
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		<title>SomaCow 561: Hola Bunny</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-561-hola-bunny</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 02:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally executed at http://somacow.com

Harry Potter Orlando
Perez Hilton Child Pornographer
Mexican Rabbits
Utah Firing Squad
Pron
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally executed at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/561.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Harry Potter Orlando<br />
Perez Hilton Child Pornographer<br />
Mexican Rabbits<br />
Utah Firing Squad<br />
Pron</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:00:35</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally executed at http://somacow.com



Harry Potter Orlando
Perez Hilton Child Pornographer
Mexican Rabbits
Utah Firing Squad
Pron </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally executed at http://somacow.com



Harry Potter Orlando
Perez Hilton Child Pornographer
Mexican Rabbits
Utah Firing Squad
Pron</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
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		<title>SomaCow 560: Pick The Naise</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-560-pick-the-naise</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 00:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1834</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied at http://somacow.com

Mickey &#60;3 BP
CFTR MMX
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
Ref Mickey
____naise
Congress vs BP
Heffalumps &#38; Woozles
Geoff vs Con-Agra
Fergie = Salt Ham
My Name is _____ and I&#8217;m Here to Say
Riot in Orlando!!!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/560.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Mickey &lt;3 BP<br />
<a href="http://curefortherun.com" target="_blank">CFTR MMX</a><br />
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!<br />
Ref Mickey<br />
____naise<br />
Congress vs BP<br />
Heffalumps &amp; Woozles<br />
Geoff vs Con-Agra<br />
Fergie = Salt Ham<br />
My Name is _____ and I&#8217;m Here to Say<br />
Riot in Orlando!!!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:00:06</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied at http://somacow.com



Mickey #60;3 BP
CFTR MMX
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
Ref Mickey
____naise
Congress vs BP
Heffalumps #38; Woozles
Geoff vs Con-Agra
Fergie = Salt Ham
My Name is _____ and I'm He</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied at http://somacow.com



Mickey #60;3 BP
CFTR MMX
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
Ref Mickey
____naise
Congress vs BP
Heffalumps #38; Woozles
Geoff vs Con-Agra
Fergie = Salt Ham
My Name is _____ and I'm Here to Say
Riot in Orlando!!!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 559: Gay For Iceland For Gays</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-559-gay-for-iceland-for-gays</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-559-gay-for-iceland-for-gays#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 03:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1831</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally staying healthy at  http://somacow.com

Toys We Are
Chinese Wal-Mart
Iceland Goes Gay
War With Mexico?
Fuck BP
Divorce = Contagious
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally staying healthy at  <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/559.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Toys We Are<br />
Chinese Wal-Mart<br />
Iceland Goes Gay<br />
War With Mexico?<br />
Fuck BP<br />
Divorce = Contagious</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:09:54</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally staying healthy atnbsp; http://somacow.com



Toys We Are
Chinese Wal-Mart
Iceland Goes Gay
War With Mexico?
Fuck BP
Divorce = Contagious </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally staying healthy atnbsp; http://somacow.com



Toys We Are
Chinese Wal-Mart
Iceland Goes Gay
War With Mexico?
Fuck BP
Divorce = Contagious</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 558: Futbol &#8211; Revenge For Oil</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-558-futbol-revenge-for-oil</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-558-futbol-revenge-for-oil#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1830</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally winning by tying at http://somacow.com

USA Ties Wins Ties!!!
5th Place Trophies FTW
English Ban
BP
FL Going to Shit
Geoff Loves Netflix
Kung-Fu Kid
3D Glasses
Lilo Near Drunk
Sarah Palin Has Real Boobs
www.obamaswears.com
Gary Coleman: Death by Lifecoaching
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally winning by tying at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/558.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>USA <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Ties</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Wins</span> Ties!!!<br />
5th Place Trophies FTW<br />
English Ban<br />
BP<br />
FL Going to Shit<br />
Geoff Loves Netflix<br />
Kung-Fu Kid<br />
3D Glasses<br />
Lilo Near Drunk<br />
Sarah Palin Has Real Boobs<br />
<a href="http://www.obamaswears.com" target="_blank">www.obamaswears.com</a><br />
Gary Coleman: Death by Lifecoaching</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-558.mp3" length="28781530" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:58</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally winning by tying at http://somacow.com



USA Ties Wins Ties!!!
5th Place Trophies FTW
English Ban
BP
FL Going to Shit
Geoff Loves Netflix
Kung-Fu Kid
3D Glasses
Lilo Near Drunk
Sarah Palin Has Real ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally winning by tying at http://somacow.com



USA Ties Wins Ties!!!
5th Place Trophies FTW
English Ban
BP
FL Going to Shit
Geoff Loves Netflix
Kung-Fu Kid
3D Glasses
Lilo Near Drunk
Sarah Palin Has Real Boobs
www.obamaswears.com
Gary Coleman: Death by Lifecoaching</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 557: Bowl Or Sandwich You Decide</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-557-bowl-or-sandwich-you-decide</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-557-bowl-or-sandwich-you-decide#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 03:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bowl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breakfast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buffet]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1829</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally salivating at http://somacow.com

Didos
Great World Literature
Who IS On First?
Shoney&#8217;s
Breakfast Bowl vs Breakfast Sandwich
Breakfast Burritos Suck
Best Breakfast Buffet?
Dental DAMN
Solution Dissemination
Govt Fail
Sarah Palin for Pres
JuLEADice Box
Survival
NDSF
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally salivating at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/557.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Didos<br />
Great World Literature<br />
Who IS On First?<br />
Shoney&#8217;s<br />
Breakfast Bowl vs Breakfast Sandwich<br />
Breakfast Burritos Suck<br />
Best Breakfast Buffet?<br />
Dental DAMN<br />
Solution Dissemination<br />
Govt Fail<br />
Sarah Palin for Pres<br />
JuLEADice Box<br />
Survival<br />
NDSF</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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<itunes:duration>1:07:40</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally salivating at http://somacow.com



Didos
Great World Literature
Who IS On First?
Shoney's
Breakfast Bowl vs Breakfast Sandwich
Breakfast Burritos Suck
Best Breakfast Buffet?
Dental DAMN
Solution Dissemination
Govt Fail
Sarah Pal</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally salivating at http://somacow.com



Didos
Great World Literature
Who IS On First?
Shoney's
Breakfast Bowl vs Breakfast Sandwich
Breakfast Burritos Suck
Best Breakfast Buffet?
Dental DAMN
Solution Dissemination
Govt Fail
Sarah Palin for Pres
JuLEADice Box
Survival
NDSF</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 556: How Exciting Is It</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-556-how-exciting-is-it</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-556-how-exciting-is-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 03:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1828</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally using way too many exclamation marks at http://somacow.com

Summer Break!
Camping!
Peeing Outside!
Watch Your Abortion!
Birthin&#8217;!
China!
Kung Pao!
Flash Flood!
Roughin&#8217; It!
Dutch!
Done With Twitter!
Stay Puft!
Megan Fox Has Toe Thumbs!
Tie!!!
Calls from Mickey&#8217;s Kids, Grill Mama and Glenn Webber
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally using way too many exclamation marks at<a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank"> http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/556.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Summer Break!<br />
Camping!<br />
Peeing Outside!<br />
Watch Your Abortion!<br />
Birthin&#8217;!<br />
China!<br />
Kung Pao!<br />
Flash Flood!<br />
Roughin&#8217; It!<br />
Dutch!<br />
Done With Twitter!<br />
Stay Puft!<br />
Megan Fox Has Toe Thumbs!<br />
Tie!!!<br />
Calls from Mickey&#8217;s Kids, Grill Mama and Glenn Webber</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:02:32</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally using way too many exclamation marks at http://somacow.com



Summer Break!
Camping!
Peeing Outside!
Watch Your Abortion!
Birthin'!
China!
Kung Pao!
Flash Flood!
Roughin' It!
Dutch!
Done With Twitter!
Stay Puft!
Megan Fox Has T</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally using way too many exclamation marks at http://somacow.com



Summer Break!
Camping!
Peeing Outside!
Watch Your Abortion!
Birthin'!
China!
Kung Pao!
Flash Flood!
Roughin' It!
Dutch!
Done With Twitter!
Stay Puft!
Megan Fox Has Toe Thumbs!
Tie!!!
Calls from Mickey's Kids, Grill Mama and Glenn Webber</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 555: Smell My Feet</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-555-smell-my-feet</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-555-smell-my-feet#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 01:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1827</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally looking at nuts at http://somacow.com

Quit Looking At Our Nuts
Oil On the Beach (just a little this week, folks)
ArIDzona
Kid Shot
Newsbomb with Jamie
Sweat Sock Smell
Gold Fail
Snappers
Fish, Dog
Fake Fish Mount
Party @ Mickey&#8217;s!!!
Little Girl, Big Boat
Soccer vs Apple
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally looking at nuts at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/555.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Quit Looking At Our Nuts<br />
Oil On the Beach (just a little this week, folks)<br />
ArIDzona<br />
Kid Shot<br />
Newsbomb with Jamie<br />
Sweat Sock Smell<br />
Gold Fail<br />
Snappers<br />
<a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2441115761_ce896e68db.jpg" target="_blank">Fish, Dog</a><br />
Fake Fish Mount<br />
Party @ Mickey&#8217;s!!!<br />
Little Girl, Big Boat<br />
Soccer vs Apple<br />
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-555.mp3" length="29055503" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:32</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally looking at nuts at http://somacow.com



Quit Looking At Our Nuts
Oil On the Beach (just a little this week, folks)
ArIDzona
Kid Shot
Newsbomb with Jamie
Sweat Sock Smell
Gold Fail
Snappers
Fish, ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally looking at nuts at http://somacow.com



Quit Looking At Our Nuts
Oil On the Beach (just a little this week, folks)
ArIDzona
Kid Shot
Newsbomb with Jamie
Sweat Sock Smell
Gold Fail
Snappers
Fish, Dog
Fake Fish Mount
Party @ Mickey's!!!
Little Girl, Big Boat
Soccer vs Apple
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 554: There Are Starving Children In China</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-554-there-are-starving-children-in-china</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-554-there-are-starving-children-in-china#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 07:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1824</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally conforming at http://somacow.com

Mailbox Socialism
Nest Killer
Door to Door Sales Kid
What&#8217;s Up With the Durka Durkas?
J Call
Obama!
Clean Plate Award
Jamie vs Dora
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally conforming at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/554.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Mailbox Socialism<br />
Nest Killer<br />
Door to Door Sales Kid<br />
What&#8217;s Up With the Durka Durkas?<br />
J Call<br />
Obama!<br />
Clean Plate Award<br />
Jamie vs Dora</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-554.mp3" length="30846458" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:04:16</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally conforming at http://somacow.com



Mailbox Socialism
Nest Killer
Door to Door Sales Kid
What's Up With the Durka Durkas?
J Call
Obama!
Clean Plate Award
Jamie vs Dora </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally conforming at http://somacow.com



Mailbox Socialism
Nest Killer
Door to Door Sales Kid
What's Up With the Durka Durkas?
J Call
Obama!
Clean Plate Award
Jamie vs Dora</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 553: Hey Ladies</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-553-hey-ladies</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-553-hey-ladies#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 05:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kidnappers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ladies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[murderers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oilmance]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tipper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[towels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1823</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally toweled off at http://somacow.com

Hollywood Ladies
Tipper Palin
Oilmance
BP, You&#8217;re Our Only Hope
Rush the Wedding
SomaCow Goes Right Wing
Rapists, Murderers and Kidnappers
Jen Needs Hates Towels
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally toweled off at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/553.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Hollywood Ladies<br />
Tipper Palin<br />
Oilmance<br />
BP, You&#8217;re Our Only Hope<br />
Rush the Wedding<br />
SomaCow Goes Right Wing<br />
Rapists, Murderers and Kidnappers<br />
Jen <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Needs</span> Hates Towels</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-553.mp3" length="26819212" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:52</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally toweled off at http://somacow.com



Hollywood Ladies
Tipper Palin
Oilmance
BP, You're Our Only Hope
Rush the Wedding
SomaCow Goes Right Wing
Rapists, Murderers and Kidnappers
Jen Needs Hates Towels </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally toweled off at http://somacow.com



Hollywood Ladies
Tipper Palin
Oilmance
BP, You're Our Only Hope
Rush the Wedding
SomaCow Goes Right Wing
Rapists, Murderers and Kidnappers
Jen Needs Hates Towels</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 552: Eat A Steak Get A BJ</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-552-eat-a-steak-get-a-bj</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-552-eat-a-steak-get-a-bj#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 06:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[abortion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free donut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funnel cake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grandfather]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grandmother]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[parts]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tobacco]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1822</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally procreating at http://somacow.com

Tobacco Comeback
Free Donut Day
Is a Funnel Cake a Donut?
Stop the Abortion!
J = Grandpa x 4
Grandmother Parts
Steak and BJ Day
Slash Forum
SomaTat
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally procreating at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/552.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Tobacco Comeback<br />
Free Donut Day<br />
Is a Funnel Cake a Donut?<br />
Stop the Abortion!<br />
J = Grandpa x 4<br />
Grandmother Parts<br />
Steak and BJ Day<br />
Slash Forum<br />
SomaTat</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-552.mp3" length="32837406" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:08:25</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally procreating at http://somacow.com



Tobacco Comeback
Free Donut Day
Is a Funnel Cake a Donut?
Stop the Abortion!
J = Grandpa x 4
Grandmother Parts
Steak and BJ Day
Slash Forum
SomaTat </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally procreating at http://somacow.com



Tobacco Comeback
Free Donut Day
Is a Funnel Cake a Donut?
Stop the Abortion!
J = Grandpa x 4
Grandmother Parts
Steak and BJ Day
Slash Forum
SomaTat</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 551: TippHer Over I Am Done</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-551-tippher-over-i-am-done</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-551-tippher-over-i-am-done#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 05:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[al]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[allergic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birthday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheap beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[h1n1]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[jelly shoes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rowan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silly bands]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tipper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[who]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1821</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally shaved bald at http://somacow.com

Al &#38; Tipper
Ross&#8217; Haircut
Allergic
Rowan&#8217;s Birthday
Silly Bands &#38; Jelly Shoes
H1N1 Overhype?
Light the Gulf on Fire
Cheap Beer Roundup
First Internet Purchase
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally shaved bald at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/551.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Al &amp; Tipper<br />
<a href="http://buckethead.realradio.fm/cc-common/gallery/display.html?album_id=234368" target="_blank">Ross&#8217; Haircut</a><br />
Allergic<br />
Rowan&#8217;s Birthday<br />
Silly Bands &amp; Jelly Shoes<br />
H1N1 Overhype?<br />
Light the Gulf on Fire<br />
Cheap Beer Roundup<br />
First Internet Purchase</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-551.mp3" length="28656769" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:42</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally shaved bald at http://somacow.com



Al #38; Tipper
Ross' Haircut
Allergic
Rowan's Birthday
Silly Bands #38; Jelly Shoes
H1N1 Overhype?
Light the Gulf on Fire
Cheap Beer Roundup
First Internet Purchase </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally shaved bald at http://somacow.com



Al #38; Tipper
Ross' Haircut
Allergic
Rowan's Birthday
Silly Bands #38; Jelly Shoes
H1N1 Overhype?
Light the Gulf on Fire
Cheap Beer Roundup
First Internet Purchase</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 550: Yeah We Know Her</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-550-yeah-we-know-her</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-550-yeah-we-know-her#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:42:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bpglobalpr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jamie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leroy stick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[middle eastern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oilmance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pancake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[zhou zhou]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1820</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally oilmanced at http://somacow.com

Oilmance
BPGlobalPR
Leroy Stick
Oily Birds
Pancakes
Not the Only Place for Shrimp
Jews Go Home
Geoff Breaks Down Middle Eastern History
Somacow Studios = Open to the Jews
Arguing With Idiots On the Internet
Jamie&#8217;s Zhou Zhou Pet Video
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally oilmanced at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/550.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQrN56fczgc" target="_blank">Oilmance</a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr" target="_blank">BPGlobalPR</a><br />
<a href="http://www.networkedblogs.com/4s6WS" target="_blank">Leroy Stick</a><br />
Oily Birds<br />
<a href="http://www.jimspancakes.com/" target="_blank">Pancakes</a><br />
Not the Only Place for Shrimp<br />
Jews Go Home<br />
Geoff Breaks Down Middle Eastern History<br />
Somacow Studios = Open to the Jews<br />
Arguing With Idiots On the Internet<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/jamie32182#p/a/u/1/OfhTATk3S7g" target="_blank">Jamie&#8217;s Zhou Zhou Pet Video</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-550.mp3" length="28080613" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>58:30</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally oilmanced at http://somacow.com



Oilmance
BPGlobalPR
Leroy Stick
Oily Birds
Pancakes
Not the Only Place for Shrimp
Jews Go Home
Geoff Breaks Down Middle Eastern History
Somacow Studios = Open to the Jews
Arguing With ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally oilmanced at http://somacow.com



Oilmance
BPGlobalPR
Leroy Stick
Oily Birds
Pancakes
Not the Only Place for Shrimp
Jews Go Home
Geoff Breaks Down Middle Eastern History
Somacow Studios = Open to the Jews
Arguing With Idiots On the Internet
Jamie's Zhou Zhou Pet Video</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 549: Burning Down The House</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-549-burning-down-the-house</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-549-burning-down-the-house#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 05:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bret michaels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clint eastwood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[electronics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fire]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[water]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1813</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally recycled at http://somacow.com

Bret Michaels Not Dead Yet
Internet Poll Works for a Change
Butt Recycling
Vaporized
Jamie Flambe
Electronics + Water
Clint Eastwood Bathes
Sun Tea
Salami Stew
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally recycled at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/549.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Bret Michaels Not Dead Yet<br />
Internet Poll Works for a Change<br />
Butt Recycling<br />
Vaporized<br />
Jamie Flambe<br />
Electronics + Water<br />
Clint Eastwood Bathes<br />
Sun Tea<br />
Salami Stew</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-549.mp3" length="34039875" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:10:55</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally recycled at http://somacow.com



Bret Michaels Not Dead Yet
Internet Poll Works for a Change
Butt Recycling
Vaporized
Jamie Flambe
Electronics + Water
Clint Eastwood Bathes
Sun Tea
Salami Stew </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally recycled at http://somacow.com



Bret Michaels Not Dead Yet
Internet Poll Works for a Change
Butt Recycling
Vaporized
Jamie Flambe
Electronics + Water
Clint Eastwood Bathes
Sun Tea
Salami Stew</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 548: Run For The Border</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-548-run-for-the-border</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-548-run-for-the-border#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 04:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[arizona]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boycott]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[buycott]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dennis hopper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diarrhea]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1812</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally racial at http://somacow.com

SomaCow Has a Bad Case of Diarrhea
Traven = Dead = Dennis Hopper
Tower Defense Movies
Oil Fail
Arizona Boycott Buycott
Wetback Coldfoot
BP Is English
Glenn Beck vs a Little Girl
$oft Water
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally racial at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/548.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>SomaCow Has a Bad Case of Diarrhea<br />
Traven = Dead = Dennis Hopper<br />
Tower Defense Movies<br />
Oil Fail<br />
Arizona Boycott Buycott<br />
Wetback Coldfoot<br />
BP Is English<br />
Glenn Beck vs a Little Girl<br />
$oft Water</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-548.mp3" length="28492929" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:22</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally racial at http://somacow.com



SomaCow Has a Bad Case of Diarrhea
Traven = Dead = Dennis Hopper
Tower Defense Movies
Oil Fail
Arizona Boycott Buycott
Wetback Coldfoot
BP Is English
Glenn Beck vs ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally racial at http://somacow.com



SomaCow Has a Bad Case of Diarrhea
Traven = Dead = Dennis Hopper
Tower Defense Movies
Oil Fail
Arizona Boycott Buycott
Wetback Coldfoot
BP Is English
Glenn Beck vs a Little Girl
$oft Water</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 547: Creeping Out With The Best Of Them</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-547-creeping-out-with-the-best-of-them</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-547-creeping-out-with-the-best-of-them#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 04:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1811</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally chawing down at http://somacow.com

No Car at 16
Big League Chew
Hottie of a Generation
Geoff vs the Staff
Sex in the City and Camels
Worst. Book. Ever.
Obamoil
Oilocalypse
11 Dead Oilers
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally chawing down at <a href="http://somacow.com">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/547.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>No Car at 16<br />
Big League Chew<br />
Hottie of a Generation<br />
Geoff vs the Staff<br />
Sex in the City and Camels<br />
Worst. Book. Ever.<br />
Obamoil<br />
Oilocalypse<br />
11 Dead Oilers</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-547.mp3" length="32128756" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:06:56</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally chawing down at http://somacow.com



No Car at 16
Big League Chew
Hottie of a Generation
Geoff vs the Staff
Sex in the City and Camels
Worst. Book. Ever.
Obamoil
Oilocalypse
11 Dead Oilers </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally chawing down at http://somacow.com



No Car at 16
Big League Chew
Hottie of a Generation
Geoff vs the Staff
Sex in the City and Camels
Worst. Book. Ever.
Obamoil
Oilocalypse
11 Dead Oilers</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
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		<title>SomaCow 546: Full Of Love</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-546-full-of-love</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-546-full-of-love#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 03:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally in 3D at http://somacow.com

Geoff Goes to the Movies
TRUE 3D
Hurricane Season
J Has Never Played D &#38; D
Love Critcism
LOVE Coaching
Food Delivery
Geoff vs Milk
Allergy Test
aPple Chat
Asleep on the Plane
Lost is OVER
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally in 3D at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/546.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Geoff Goes to the Movies<br />
TRUE 3D<br />
Hurricane Season<br />
J Has Never Played D &amp; D<br />
Love Critcism<br />
LOVE Coaching<br />
Food Delivery<br />
Geoff vs Milk<br />
Allergy Test<br />
aPple Chat<br />
Asleep on the Plane<br />
Lost is OVER</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:02:42</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally in 3D at http://somacow.com



Geoff Goes to the Movies
TRUE 3D
Hurricane Season
J Has Never Played D #38; D
Love Critcism
LOVE Coaching
Food Delivery
Geoff vs Milk
Allergy Test
aPple Chat
Asleep on ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally in 3D at http://somacow.com



Geoff Goes to the Movies
TRUE 3D
Hurricane Season
J Has Never Played D #38; D
Love Critcism
LOVE Coaching
Food Delivery
Geoff vs Milk
Allergy Test
aPple Chat
Asleep on the Plane
Lost is OVER</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow Special: Oilmance</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-special-oilmance</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-special-oilmance#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 03:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mickey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally spilled at http://somacow.com

Jamie from our Sunday show wrotthe lyrics.
Oil Oillll&#8230;&#8230;.
Your caught in big Oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance

BP&#8230;lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.

Lala we can&#8217;t hear
We got fingers in our ears
Close our eyes, dissappear
This is an oilmance

We want your money
You make us so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally spilled at http://somacow.com</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/oilmance.jpg" alt="" width="420" height="420" /></p>
<p>Jamie from our Sunday show wrotthe lyrics.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oil Oillll&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Your caught in big Oilmance</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oiiiiillll</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Caught in a big oilmance</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">BP&#8230;lie lie ieesss</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Yah so what, some birds die</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Laugh Laugh to the bank</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">HA HA, an oil rig sank.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Lala we can&#8217;t hear</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We got fingers in our ears</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Close our eyes, dissappear</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">This is an oilmance</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We want your money</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">You make us so rich</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Get on your knees</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Cause you are our bitch</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We are BP&#8230;.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oil Oil Oil Oil&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We are BP…&#8230;</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We drilled and drilled</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">And nobody cared.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Until we spilled</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Now you are all scared.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Its not that bad</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">OIl Oil Oil</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">maybe a tad</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">You know that we own you..</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">You have no choice..</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">You need my oil. Bad. Bad.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We take your money</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Then kill all your plants</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Fish and Birds, all an oily mess</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">No more spring break</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">no more fishing trips</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Your plans are spoiled by our small dicks.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oil Oillll</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Caught in a big oilmance.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oiiiiillll</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Caught in a big oilmance.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We tried to stop it</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We told a few lies</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">There is no ending</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">So don&#8217;t be surprised</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">The gulf is oil&#8230;</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">oil. oil. oil.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Engulfed in oil.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Boycott my stations</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Tweet all your friends</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Ill make a billion</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Before this song ends</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We are BP</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Sneaky Sneaky ky ky</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">You know that we own you..</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">You have no choice..</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">(cause we own this bitch, baby!)</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">You need my oil Bad. Bad.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Dust off your bikes,</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">your old ten-speed</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">bike to work and you will see.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">You&#8217;ll sweat your ass off</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">and look like a dork.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">And quickly, come back to me.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oil Oillll</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Caught in a Big Oilmance.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oiiiiillll</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Caught in a Big Oilmance.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oil Oil Spew like crazy</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Spill that oil all over baby</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oil Oil Spew like crazy</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Spill that oil all over baby</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oil Oil Spew like crazy</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Spill that oil all over baby</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oil Oil Spew like crazy</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Spill that oil all over baby</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We&#8217;ve tried a lot</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We are trying real hard.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Give us your hair</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">And we&#8217;ll clean it right up.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Built a big box</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">That did nothing at all</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Our arms are tired</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Stuffin tires and balls</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Why can&#8217;t we be friends.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Why can&#8217;t we be friends.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">We have an oilmance &#8211; A  BP Oilmance</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Build some turbines,</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">and Harness the Sun</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">this disaster cannot be undone.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">I&#8217;ll kill the planet</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">before you kill me</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">This is not the last you&#8217;ve seen of me.</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oil Oillll</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Caught in a big oilmance</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Oiiiiillll</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Caught in a big oilmance</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; min-height: 14px;">
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">BP&#8230;lie lie ieesss</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Yah so what, some birds die</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Laugh Laugh to the bank</p>
<p style="margin: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">HA HA, an oil rig sank.</p>
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<itunes:duration>5:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally spilled at http://somacow.com



Jamie from our Sunday show wrotthe lyrics.
Oil Oillll.......
Your caught in big Oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance

BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally spilled at http://somacow.com



Jamie from our Sunday show wrotthe lyrics.
Oil Oillll.......
Your caught in big Oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance

BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.

Lala we can't hear
We got fingers in our ears
Close our eyes, dissappear
This is an oilmance

We want your money
You make us so rich
Get on your knees
Cause you are our bitch
We are BP....
Oil Oil Oil Oil......
We are BPhellip;...

We drilled and drilled
And nobody cared.
Until we spilled
Now you are all scared.
Its not that bad
OIl Oil Oil
maybe a tad

You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
You need my oil. Bad. Bad.

We take your money
Then kill all your plants
Fish and Birds, all an oily mess
No more spring break
no more fishing trips
Your plans are spoiled by our small dicks.

Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
We tried to stop it
We told a few lies
There is no ending
So don't be surprised
The gulf is oil...
oil. oil. oil.
Engulfed in oil.

Boycott my stations
Tweet all your friends
Ill make a billion
Before this song ends
We are BP
Sneaky Sneaky ky ky

You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
(cause we own this bitch, baby!)
You need my oil Bad. Bad.

Dust off your bikes,
your old ten-speed
bike to work and you will see.
You'll sweat your ass off
and look like a dork.
And quickly, come back to me.

Oil Oillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.

Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby


We've tried a lot
We are trying real hard.
Give us your hair
And we'll clean it right up.

Built a big box
That did nothing at all
Our arms are tired
Stuffin tires and balls

Why can't we be friends.
Why can't we be friends.
We have an oilmance - Anbsp; BP Oilmance

Build some turbines,
and Harness the Sun
this disaster cannot be undone.
I'll kill the planet
before you kill me
This is not the last you've seen of me.

Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance

BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>SomaCowMedia</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 545: Whatchutalkinbout</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-545-whatchutalkinbout</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-545-whatchutalkinbout#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 02:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1809</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally spun at http://somacow.com

Gary Coleman- Dead
Ryan Seacrest is Everywhere
Paparazzi Cover Kid
YouTube Stars
Newsbomb Dance
BP Song
Child Performers
Spin Art
Watch &#8220;Nothing But Trouble&#8221; c/o Mickey
GO MAGIC!!!
twitter.com/orlandofountain is Back!
Pool Noodles
Memorial Day
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally spun at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/545.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Gary Coleman- Dead<br />
Ryan Seacrest is Everywhere<br />
Paparazzi Cover Kid<br />
YouTube Stars<br />
Newsbomb Dance<br />
BP Song<br />
Child Performers<br />
Spin Art<br />
Watch &#8220;Nothing But Trouble&#8221; c/o Mickey<br />
GO MAGIC!!!<br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/orlandofountain" target="_blank">twitter.com/orlandofountain</a> is Back!<br />
Pool Noodles<br />
Memorial Day</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>59:52</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally spun at http://somacow.com



Gary Coleman- Dead
Ryan Seacrest is Everywhere
Paparazzi Cover Kid
YouTube Stars
Newsbomb Dance
BP Song
Child Performers
Spin Art
Watch "Nothing But Trouble" c/o Mickey
GO MAGIC!!!
twitter.com/orland</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally spun at http://somacow.com



Gary Coleman- Dead
Ryan Seacrest is Everywhere
Paparazzi Cover Kid
YouTube Stars
Newsbomb Dance
BP Song
Child Performers
Spin Art
Watch "Nothing But Trouble" c/o Mickey
GO MAGIC!!!
twitter.com/orlandofountain is Back!
Pool Noodles
Memorial Day</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 544: Stop. Potty Time</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-544-stop-potty-time</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-544-stop-potty-time#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 03:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[british]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1805</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally vacated at http://somacow.com

The Small, Still Voice
Be(oil)ach Vacation
Crusin&#8217;?
Just Go To Orlando
You Can&#8217;t Get Ice
Holy Land Vacation
SomaCow House Exchange
Jen. Wants. Towels.
Jesse James = Bitch
WWII TV
Pork &#8216;n&#8217; Beans *shudder*
Shit Movies
Down In FR
Never Go Full Pixie
Lacrosse = Lame
Brits Get a Pass?
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally vacated at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/544.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>The Small, Still Voice<br />
Be(oil)ach Vacation<br />
Crusin&#8217;?<br />
Just Go To Orlando<br />
You Can&#8217;t Get Ice<br />
Holy Land Vacation<br />
SomaCow House Exchange<br />
Jen. Wants. Towels.<br />
Jesse James = Bitch<br />
WWII TV<br />
Pork &#8216;n&#8217; Beans *shudder*<br />
Shit Movies<br />
Down In FR<br />
Never Go Full Pixie<br />
Lacrosse = Lame<br />
Brits Get a Pass?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-544.mp3" length="30992325" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:04:34</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally vacated at http://somacow.com



The Small, Still Voice
Be(oil)ach Vacation
Crusin'?
Just Go To Orlando
You Can't Get Ice
Holy Land Vacation
SomaCow House Exchange
Jen. Wants. Towels.
Jesse James = Bitch
WWII TV
Pork 'n' ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally vacated at http://somacow.com



The Small, Still Voice
Be(oil)ach Vacation
Crusin'?
Just Go To Orlando
You Can't Get Ice
Holy Land Vacation
SomaCow House Exchange
Jen. Wants. Towels.
Jesse James = Bitch
WWII TV
Pork 'n' Beans *shudder*
Shit Movies
Down In FR
Never Go Full Pixie
Lacrosse = Lame
Brits Get a Pass?</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 543: Firy Hurricanes</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-543-firy-hurricanes</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-543-firy-hurricanes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 04:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hurricane]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1804</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally boycotting at http://somacow.com

Geoff and Jen Go to BP
BP boycott?
Oil Spill Fake?
PA Tweet Suit
Info For Sale
Silly Bands
Oil Treason!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally boycotting at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/543.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Geoff and Jen Go to BP<br />
BP boycott?<br />
Oil Spill Fake?<br />
PA Tweet Suit<br />
Info For Sale<br />
Silly Bands<br />
Oil Treason!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-543.mp3" length="28384887" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:08</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally boycotting at http://somacow.com



Geoff and Jen Go to BP
BP boycott?
Oil Spill Fake?
PA Tweet Suit
Info For Sale
Silly Bands
Oil Treason! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally boycotting at http://somacow.com



Geoff and Jen Go to BP
BP boycott?
Oil Spill Fake?
PA Tweet Suit
Info For Sale
Silly Bands
Oil Treason!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 542: Old School</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-542-old-school</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-542-old-school#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 05:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[coolio]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1803</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally rhymin and stealin at http://somacow.com

Music, Video Game and Otherwise
Deep Cuts
Bitches Be Bitching
Dio
Rap/Rock (Public Enemy/Anthrax ftw)
Cookin&#8217; With Coolio
Country Sentence Switcheroo
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally rhymin and stealin at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/542.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Music, Video Game and Otherwise<br />
Deep Cuts<br />
Bitches Be Bitching<br />
Dio<br />
Rap/Rock (Public Enemy/Anthrax ftw)<br />
Cookin&#8217; With Coolio<br />
Country Sentence Switcheroo</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:00:25</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally rhymin and stealin at http://somacow.com



Music, Video Game and Otherwise
Deep Cuts
Bitches Be Bitching
Dio
Rap/Rock (Public Enemy/Anthrax ftw)
Cookin' With Coolio
Country Sentence Switcheroo </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally rhymin and stealin at http://somacow.com



Music, Video Game and Otherwise
Deep Cuts
Bitches Be Bitching
Dio
Rap/Rock (Public Enemy/Anthrax ftw)
Cookin' With Coolio
Country Sentence Switcheroo</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 541: You Point At It</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-541-you-point-at-it</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-541-you-point-at-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 04:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[literature porn]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1802</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally juicing at http://somacow.com

Preposition Game
Album Art
Is Our Children Eating?
Juiceless Juice
Apple Factory Suicides
Brett Michaels Hospitalized
We Mess With Texas
Don&#8217;t Trust the Brits
Self-Help = Fail
Panhandlers
Bad Banana
Lit Pron
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally juicing at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/541.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Preposition Game<br />
Album Art<br />
Is Our Children Eating?<br />
Juiceless Juice<br />
Apple Factory Suicides<br />
Brett Michaels Hospitalized<br />
We Mess With Texas<br />
Don&#8217;t Trust the Brits<br />
Self-Help = Fail<br />
Panhandlers<br />
Bad Banana<br />
Lit Pron</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-541.mp3" length="28793233" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:59</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally juicing at http://somacow.com



Preposition Game
Album Art
Is Our Children Eating?
Juiceless Juice
Apple Factory Suicides
Brett Michaels Hospitalized
We Mess With Texas
Don't Trust the Brits
Self-Help = Fail
Panhandlers
Bad Bana</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally juicing at http://somacow.com



Preposition Game
Album Art
Is Our Children Eating?
Juiceless Juice
Apple Factory Suicides
Brett Michaels Hospitalized
We Mess With Texas
Don't Trust the Brits
Self-Help = Fail
Panhandlers
Bad Banana
Lit Pron</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 540: Smoooooke on the Waaaaater</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-540-smoooooke-on-the-waaaaater</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-540-smoooooke-on-the-waaaaater#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 02:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crawfish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dennys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fire]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[George Lopez]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1801</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally oiled up at http://somacow.com

Mickey&#8217;s Mom on Fire
Oil Spill
Eatin&#8217; Crawfish
New Fridge
George Lopez
Denny&#8217;s AYCE Pancakes
Graph Paper
LiLo Lifecoaching Fail
Never Buy Drugs, Kids
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally oiled up at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/540.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Mickey&#8217;s Mom on Fire<br />
Oil Spill<br />
Eatin&#8217; Crawfish<br />
New Fridge<br />
George Lopez<br />
Denny&#8217;s AYCE Pancakes<br />
Graph Paper<br />
LiLo Lifecoaching Fail<br />
Never Buy Drugs, Kids</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-540.mp3" length="29755166" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:01:59</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally oiled up at http://somacow.com



Mickey's Mom on Fire
Oil Spill
Eatin' Crawfish
New Fridge
George Lopez
Denny's AYCE Pancakes
Graph Paper
LiLo Lifecoaching Fail
Never Buy Drugs, Kids </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally oiled up at http://somacow.com



Mickey's Mom on Fire
Oil Spill
Eatin' Crawfish
New Fridge
George Lopez
Denny's AYCE Pancakes
Graph Paper
LiLo Lifecoaching Fail
Never Buy Drugs, Kids</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 539: Lemonade For Nine</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-539-lemonade-for-nine</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-539-lemonade-for-nine#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 04:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bieber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boob jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clean up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horsegirl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kim jong il]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lemonade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oil spill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1796</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally contracted at http://somacow.com

Oil Spill &#8220;Cleanup&#8221;
Bieber Hair
Miley Cyrus
Mickey&#8217;s Cheating Contract
Boob Jobs
Google Info Theft
A Prayer for Horsegirl&#8217;s Sister
Sweet, Sweet Lemonade. $9/Gallon
Kim Jong Il, Animal Lover
Pig Shit Highway
SNL
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally contracted at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/539.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Oil Spill &#8220;Cleanup&#8221;<br />
Bieber Hair<br />
Miley Cyrus<br />
Mickey&#8217;s Cheating Contract<br />
Boob Jobs<br />
Google Info Theft<br />
A Prayer for Horsegirl&#8217;s Sister<br />
Sweet, Sweet Lemonade. $9/Gallon<br />
Kim Jong Il, Animal Lover<br />
Pig Shit Highway<br />
SNL</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-539.mp3" length="34616032" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:12:07</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally contracted at http://somacow.com



Oil Spill "Cleanup"
Bieber Hair
Miley Cyrus
Mickey's Cheating Contract
Boob Jobs
Google Info Theft
A Prayer for Horsegirl's Sister
Sweet, Sweet Lemonade. $9/Gallon
Kim Jong Il, Animal Lover
Pig </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally contracted at http://somacow.com



Oil Spill "Cleanup"
Bieber Hair
Miley Cyrus
Mickey's Cheating Contract
Boob Jobs
Google Info Theft
A Prayer for Horsegirl's Sister
Sweet, Sweet Lemonade. $9/Gallon
Kim Jong Il, Animal Lover
Pig Shit Highway
SNL</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 538: Kids In The Halls</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-538-kids-in-the-halls</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-538-kids-in-the-halls#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 04:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[broncho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dragon's lair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[etchie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[man show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1795</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally EBd at http://somacow.com

Etchie &#38; Broncho In Studio
Lame Content
The Kid on the Man Show
Dragon&#8217;s Lair
The Old Lady Who Controls Geoff
TV vs Kids
Kids on the Internet
Downtown Orlando Owned by Dogs
Brown Noise
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally EBd at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/538.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p><a href="http://etchieandbroncho.com/" target="_blank">Etchie &amp; Broncho</a> In Studio<br />
Lame Content<br />
The Kid on the Man Show<br />
Dragon&#8217;s Lair<br />
The Old Lady Who Controls Geoff<br />
TV vs Kids<br />
Kids on the Internet<br />
Downtown Orlando Owned by Dogs<br />
Brown Noise</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-538.mp3" length="26771356" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>55:46</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally EBd at http://somacow.com



Etchie #38; Broncho In Studio
Lame Content
The Kid on the Man Show
Dragon's Lair
The Old Lady Who Controls Geoff
TV vs Kids
Kids on the Internet
Downtown ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally EBd at http://somacow.com



Etchie #38; Broncho In Studio
Lame Content
The Kid on the Man Show
Dragon's Lair
The Old Lady Who Controls Geoff
TV vs Kids
Kids on the Internet
Downtown Orlando Owned by Dogs
Brown Noise</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 537: Eat Your Dog</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-537-eat-your-dog</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-537-eat-your-dog#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 02:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bathroom sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dr who]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot dog heaven]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[librivox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1794</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally taking a ride in the Tardis at http://somacow.com

Soda Chat
Hot Dog Heaven
Eating &#38; Watching
Geoff loves Dr Who
Librivox.org
Bathroom Sex
AC Challenge
Mickey Bucks
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally taking a ride in the Tardis at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/537.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Soda Chat<br />
Hot Dog Heaven<br />
Eating &amp; Watching<br />
Geoff loves Dr Who<br />
<a href="http://librivox.org" target="_blank">Librivox.org</a><br />
Bathroom Sex<br />
AC Challenge<br />
Mickey Bucks</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-537.mp3" length="29470536" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:01:24</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally taking a ride in the Tardis at http://somacow.com



Soda Chat
Hot Dog Heaven
Eating #38; Watching
Geoff loves Dr Who
Librivox.org
Bathroom Sex
AC Challenge
Mickey Bucks </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally taking a ride in the Tardis at http://somacow.com



Soda Chat
Hot Dog Heaven
Eating #38; Watching
Geoff loves Dr Who
Librivox.org
Bathroom Sex
AC Challenge
Mickey Bucks</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 536: It Is Hot Out</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-536-it-is-hot-out</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-536-it-is-hot-out#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 04:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[greek food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[net neutrality]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[private place]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scarsdale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tron]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1793</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally registered at http://somacow.com

Lazy Summer
J&#8217;s Private Place
Double Sleeveless Weather
Zero Degrees Bacon
Housewarming Gifts
Geoffrey the Angry Narwahl
Scarsdale
Mickey&#8217;s Greek Food Breakdown
Virus!!!
Malware Bytes ftw
Tron
Movie You Thought You Would Hate That You Loved
Net Neut
Lifecoaching- Somebody&#8217;s Gonna Lose a Finger
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally registered at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/536.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Lazy Summer<br />
J&#8217;s Private Place<br />
Double Sleeveless Weather<br />
Zero Degrees Bacon<br />
Housewarming Gifts<br />
Geoffrey the Angry Narwahl<br />
Scarsdale<br />
Mickey&#8217;s Greek Food Breakdown<br />
Virus!!!<br />
Malware Bytes ftw<br />
Tron<br />
Movie You Thought You Would Hate That You Loved<br />
Net Neut<br />
Lifecoaching- Somebody&#8217;s Gonna Lose a Finger</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-536.mp3" length="30087444" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:02:41</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally registered at http://somacow.com



Lazy Summer
J's Private Place
Double Sleeveless Weather
Zero Degrees Bacon
Housewarming Gifts
Geoffrey the Angry Narwahl
Scarsdale
Mickey's Greek Food Breakdown
Virus!!!
Malware Bytes ftw
Tron</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally registered at http://somacow.com



Lazy Summer
J's Private Place
Double Sleeveless Weather
Zero Degrees Bacon
Housewarming Gifts
Geoffrey the Angry Narwahl
Scarsdale
Mickey's Greek Food Breakdown
Virus!!!
Malware Bytes ftw
Tron
Movie You Thought You Would Hate That You Loved
Net Neut
Lifecoaching- Somebody's Gonna Lose a Finger</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 535: All Grown Up</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-535-all-grown-up</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-535-all-grown-up#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 01:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[betty white]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gulf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new house]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[potty talk]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1792</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally oiled up at http://somacow.com

Mickey&#8217;s New House
RSilva Sponsored Potty Talk
The Gulf of Oil
Iceman Donations &#38; Book
Betty White
Ross &#62; J (Bar Sinister)
Shannon Burke on the Loose
FANS!!!
Chris P is Angry
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally oiled up at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/535.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Mickey&#8217;s New House<br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/rsilva5" target="_blank">RSilva</a> Sponsored Potty Talk<br />
The Gulf of Oil<br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/Iceman2469" target="_blank">Iceman</a> Donations &amp; Book<br />
Betty White<br />
Ross &gt; J (Bar Sinister)<br />
Shannon Burke on the Loose<br />
FANS!!!<br />
Chris P is Angry</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-535.mp3" length="29840639" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:02:10</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally oiled up at http://somacow.com



Mickey's New House
RSilva Sponsored Potty Talk
The Gulf of Oil
Iceman Donations #38; Book
Betty White
Ross #62; J (Bar Sinister)
Shannon Burke on the Loose
FANS!!!
Chris ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally oiled up at http://somacow.com



Mickey's New House
RSilva Sponsored Potty Talk
The Gulf of Oil
Iceman Donations #38; Book
Betty White
Ross #62; J (Bar Sinister)
Shannon Burke on the Loose
FANS!!!
Chris P is Angry</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 534: Let The Hunt Commence</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-534-let-the-hunt-commence</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-534-let-the-hunt-commence#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 01:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[game show network]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[human centipede]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[open faced sandwich]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1788</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally appreciating Geoff and J and Ross and Mickey and Jamie at http://somacow.com

We miss Ross
We missed Geoff
J was pretty cool
Human Centipede? and a planned sequel?
Who from SomaCow would you hunt?
Open faced sandwiches, are they?
Are restaurants cutting down on ingredients or soda syrup everywhere?
Game Show Network rocks!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally appreciating Geoff and J and Ross and Mickey and Jamie at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/534.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="399" /></p>
<p>We miss Ross<br />
We missed Geoff<br />
J was pretty cool<br />
Human Centipede? and a planned sequel?<br />
Who from <a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow</a> would you hunt?<br />
Open faced sandwiches, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSCMN#p/a/u/0/-mCz3BCutQQ" target="_blank">are they</a>?<br />
Are restaurants cutting down on ingredients or soda syrup everywhere?<br />
Game Show Network rocks!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:08:36</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally appreciating Geoff and J and Ross and Mickey and Jamie at http://somacow.com



We miss Ross
We missed Geoff
J was pretty cool
Human Centipede? and a planned sequel?
Who ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally appreciating Geoff and J and Ross and Mickey and Jamie at http://somacow.com



We miss Ross
We missed Geoff
J was pretty cool
Human Centipede? and a planned sequel?
Who from SomaCow would you hunt?
Open faced sandwiches, are they?
Are restaurants cutting down on ingredients or soda syrup everywhere?
Game Show Network rocks!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 533: You Want Some Of This</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-533-you-want-some-of-this</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-533-you-want-some-of-this#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 02:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[craig's list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ipad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mickey rourke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movie etiquette]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1787</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally sized up at http://somacow.com

No more phone books
Craig&#8217;s list
Scalping tickets
iPad desires
Let&#8217;s fight about our penises (penii?)
Iron Man 2 and comeback of Mickey Rourke?
Movie etiquette
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally sized up at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/533.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>No more phone books<br />
Craig&#8217;s list<br />
Scalping tickets<br />
iPad desires<br />
Let&#8217;s fight about our penises (penii?)<br />
Iron Man 2 and comeback of Mickey Rourke?<br />
Movie etiquette</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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<itunes:duration>1:03:22</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally sized up at http://somacow.com



No more phone books
Craig's list
Scalping tickets
iPad desires
Let's fight about our penises (penii?)
Iron Man 2 and comeback of Mickey Rourke?
Movie etiquette </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally sized up at http://somacow.com



No more phone books
Craig's list
Scalping tickets
iPad desires
Let's fight about our penises (penii?)
Iron Man 2 and comeback of Mickey Rourke?
Movie etiquette</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 532: A Long Enough Time Line</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-532-a-long-enough-timeline</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-532-a-long-enough-timeline#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 03:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glenn beck is hot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ironman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[superhero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1786</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally mid-day at http://somacow.com

On an Island
Jamie thinks Glenn Beck is hot.
Larpers
Cure for the Run
Superhero Identities
Ironman
Justin Engagement
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally mid-day at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/532.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>On an Island<br />
Jamie thinks Glenn Beck is hot.<br />
Larpers<br />
Cure for the Run<br />
Superhero Identities<br />
Ironman<br />
Justin Engagement</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:01:42</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally mid-day at http://somacow.com



On an Island
Jamie thinks Glenn Beck is hot.
Larpers
Cure for the Run
Superhero Identities
Ironman
Justin Engagement </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally mid-day at http://somacow.com



On an Island
Jamie thinks Glenn Beck is hot.
Larpers
Cure for the Run
Superhero Identities
Ironman
Justin Engagement</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 531: Dance</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-531-dance</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-531-dance#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 04:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better business bureau]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[end of the world]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[halo reach beta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[library books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life coaching]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1785</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally lived at http://somacow.com

Somacow hates the news
Just Dance
End of the world
Boobs
Mickeys Movers
Better Business Bureau
Scams
Video Games
Halo Reach Beta
Library Books
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally lived at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/531.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Somacow hates the news<br />
Just Dance<br />
End of the world<br />
Boobs<br />
Mickeys Movers<br />
Better Business Bureau<br />
Scams<br />
Video Games<br />
Halo Reach Beta<br />
Library Books</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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<itunes:duration>1:05:11</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally lived at http://somacow.com



Somacow hates the news
Just Dance
End of the world
Boobs
Mickeys Movers
Better Business Bureau
Scams
Video Games
Halo Reach Beta
Library Books </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally lived at http://somacow.com



Somacow hates the news
Just Dance
End of the world
Boobs
Mickeys Movers
Better Business Bureau
Scams
Video Games
Halo Reach Beta
Library Books</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 530: Wigger Says What</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-530-wigger-says-what</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-530-wigger-says-what#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 04:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brett micheals wigs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buzz aldrin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[graph paper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[illiad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex ed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1784</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally birthed at http://somacow.com

Thanks to moms -Mothers Day
Sports stuff
Is Buzz Aldrin a space hero? &#8211; Buzz Aldrin punches people
Do you have a fear of flying? Flying is scary.
How Sex Ed has changed over the years?
Lawrence Taylor&#8217;s 5 degrees of rape.
Pinky Poke?
Birth Control
The Illiad
Brett Micheals wig sales
Graph Paper
*wigger &#8211; n. one who wigs. example:  Brett Michaels
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally birthed at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/530.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Thanks to moms -Mothers Day<br />
Sports stuff<br />
Is Buzz Aldrin a space hero? &#8211; Buzz Aldrin punches people<br />
Do you have a fear of flying? Flying is scary.<br />
How Sex Ed has changed over the years?<br />
Lawrence Taylor&#8217;s 5 degrees of rape.<br />
Pinky Poke?<br />
Birth Control<br />
The Illiad<br />
Brett Micheals wig sales<br />
Graph Paper</p>
<p>*wigger &#8211; n. one who wigs. example:  Brett Michaels</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:04:34</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally birthed at http://somacow.com



Thanks to moms -Mothers Day
Sports stuff
Is Buzz Aldrin a space hero? - Buzz Aldrin punches people
Do you have a fear of flying? ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally birthed at http://somacow.com



Thanks to moms -Mothers Day
Sports stuff
Is Buzz Aldrin a space hero? - Buzz Aldrin punches people
Do you have a fear of flying? Flying is scary.
How Sex Ed has changed over the years?
Lawrence Taylor's 5 degrees of rape.
Pinky Poke?
Birth Control
The Illiad
Brett Micheals wig sales
Graph Paper

*wigger - n. one who wigs. example:nbsp; Brett Michaels</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 529: I Never Felt This Way Before</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-529-i-never-felt-this-way-before</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-529-i-never-felt-this-way-before#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 10:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mickey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chalk board]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chalrie crist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dr phil is just crazy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt board]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glenn beck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[howard the duck remake]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1779</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally felted at http://somacow.com.

Mickey Needs Gold
Felt Board Technology
You Should Be Taking Notes
Dr Phil Finger Test
Crist Goes Independent
Jamie &#60;/3s Bacon
Remakes: Howard the Duck (http://freewomensblogs.com/images/bio/Lea_Thompson_4.jpg) &#38; Freddie
Spooky Stuff
Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally felted at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a>.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/529.jpg" alt="" width="399" height="400" /></p>
<p>Mickey Needs Gold<br />
Felt Board Technology<br />
You Should Be Taking Notes<br />
Dr Phil Finger Test<br />
Crist Goes Independent<br />
Jamie &lt;/3s Bacon<br />
Remakes: Howard the Duck (http://freewomensblogs.com/images/bio/Lea_Thompson_4.jpg) &amp; Freddie<br />
Spooky Stuff<br />
Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration> 1:09:17</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally felted at http://somacow.com.



Mickey Needs Gold
Felt Board Technology
You Should Be Taking Notes
Dr Phil Finger Test
Crist Goes Independent
Jamie #60;/3s Bacon
Remakes: Howard the Duck (http://freewomensblogs.com/images/bio/Lea_T</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally felted at http://somacow.com.



Mickey Needs Gold
Felt Board Technology
You Should Be Taking Notes
Dr Phil Finger Test
Crist Goes Independent
Jamie #60;/3s Bacon
Remakes: Howard the Duck (http://freewomensblogs.com/images/bio/Lea_Thompson_4.jpg) #38; Freddie
Spooky Stuff
Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 528: We Put The FEAR In You</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-528-we-put-the-fear-in-you</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-528-we-put-the-fear-in-you#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 03:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mickey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bomb crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crisis garden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[detox crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diamond crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free comic book day crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new york bomb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[terror crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[time travel crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombie crisis]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1778</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally crisistized at http://somacow.com

Crisis
NY Bomb
Diamond Scam
Lame Terror
Time Travel Flicks
Christian Chick Pickup
Free Comic Book Day
J&#8217;s Comics
Zombie Media Apocalypse
http://www.survivalseedbank.com/ Again
Detox Enemas
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally crisistized at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/528.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Crisis<br />
NY Bomb<br />
Diamond Scam<br />
Lame Terror<br />
Time Travel Flicks<br />
Christian Chick Pickup<br />
Free Comic Book Day<br />
J&#8217;s Comics<br />
Zombie Media Apocalypse<br />
http://www.survivalseedbank.com/ Again<br />
Detox Enemas</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:04:39</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally crisistized at http://somacow.com



Crisis
NY Bomb
Diamond Scam
Lame Terror
Time Travel Flicks
Christian Chick Pickup
Free Comic Book Day
J's Comics
Zombie Media Apocalypse
http://www.survivalseedbank.com/ Again
Detox Enemas </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally crisistized at http://somacow.com



Crisis
NY Bomb
Diamond Scam
Lame Terror
Time Travel Flicks
Christian Chick Pickup
Free Comic Book Day
J's Comics
Zombie Media Apocalypse
http://www.survivalseedbank.com/ Again
Detox Enemas</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 527: Burn The House Down</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-527-burn-the-house-down</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-527-burn-the-house-down#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 04:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mickey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Communism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween Horror Nights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pee Wee's Playhouse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reagan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[War Movies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1777</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally bickered over at http://somacow.com

War Movies
War
Reagan
Commies
Pee Wee&#8217;s Playhouse
What To Do In Town?
Halloween Horror Nights
Hottest Cartoon
The End???
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally bickered over at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/527.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>War Movies<br />
War<br />
Reagan<br />
Commies<br />
Pee Wee&#8217;s Playhouse<br />
What To Do In Town?<br />
Halloween Horror Nights<br />
Hottest Cartoon<br />
The End???</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-527.mp3" length="23775633" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>49:32</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally bickered over at http://somacow.com



War Movies
War
Reagan
Commies
Pee Wee's Playhouse
What To Do In Town?
Halloween Horror Nights
Hottest Cartoon
The End??? </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally bickered over at http://somacow.com



War Movies
War
Reagan
Commies
Pee Wee's Playhouse
What To Do In Town?
Halloween Horror Nights
Hottest Cartoon
The End???</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 526: Bay of Kicking Pigs</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-526-bay-of-kicking-pigs</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-526-bay-of-kicking-pigs#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 03:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mickey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bay of Pigs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bible]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[car wreck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decor for men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[games shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Polish Beer]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1776</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally fortified at http://somacow.com

Have a Drink
Polish Beer
J&#8217;s Trip
Random Car Wrecks
Chillin&#8217;
Txt &#38; Drv
Game Shows
Bible Time
Man Decor
Skynet
Young Vietnam
Bay of Pigs
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally fortified at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/526.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Have a Drink<br />
Polish Beer<br />
J&#8217;s Trip<br />
Random Car Wrecks<br />
Chillin&#8217;<br />
Txt &amp; Drv<br />
Game Shows<br />
Bible Time<br />
Man Decor<br />
Skynet<br />
Young Vietnam<br />
Bay of Pigs</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-526.mp3" length="28484152" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:21</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally fortified at http://somacow.com



Have a Drink
Polish Beer
J's Trip
Random Car Wrecks
Chillin'
Txt #38; Drv
Game Shows
Bible Time
Man Decor
Skynet
Young Vietnam
Bay of Pigs </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally fortified at http://somacow.com



Have a Drink
Polish Beer
J's Trip
Random Car Wrecks
Chillin'
Txt #38; Drv
Game Shows
Bible Time
Man Decor
Skynet
Young Vietnam
Bay of Pigs</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 525: The Moose Out Front Should Have Told You</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-525-the-moose-out-front-should-have-told-you</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-525-the-moose-out-front-should-have-told-you#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 03:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mickey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arizona immigration law]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arizona nazi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[british television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[down blouse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free comic book day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hurricane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oil spill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quitting smoking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1775</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This podcast was originally published at http://somacow.com

Sunday with J?
Smokers Blow
The Oil Spill
Cube Meat
Teaser Hurricanes
Down Blouse
Newsbomb
Free Comic Book Day dot Com
Arizona Illegals
El Sombrero
Toothpaste
Farts
Moose Meat Online
English Folks
BriTV
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This podcast was originally published at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/525.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Sunday with J?<br />
Smokers Blow<br />
The Oil Spill<br />
Cube Meat<br />
Teaser Hurricanes<br />
Down Blouse<br />
Newsbomb<br />
Free Comic Book Day dot Com<br />
Arizona Illegals<br />
El Sombrero<br />
Toothpaste<br />
Farts<br />
Moose Meat Online<br />
English Folks<br />
BriTV</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-525.mp3" length="28707969" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:48</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>This podcast was originally published at http://somacow.com



Sunday with J?
Smokers Blow
The Oil Spill
Cube Meat
Teaser Hurricanes
Down Blouse
Newsbomb
Free Comic Book Day dot Com
Arizona Illegals
El Sombrero
Toothpaste
Farts
Moose Meat</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This podcast was originally published at http://somacow.com



Sunday with J?
Smokers Blow
The Oil Spill
Cube Meat
Teaser Hurricanes
Down Blouse
Newsbomb
Free Comic Book Day dot Com
Arizona Illegals
El Sombrero
Toothpaste
Farts
Moose Meat Online
English Folks
BriTV</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 524: Timon Is A Pumbaa</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-524-timon-is-a-pumbaa</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-524-timon-is-a-pumbaa#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 07:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comments]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geocache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[halo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hitler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jughead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parodies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scrabble]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1771</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally making it better at http://somacow.com
YouTube comments and commenters
Hitler Parodies No More?
How far can you go with other people&#8217;s work?
Is Facebook over?
Geocaching the next new thing?
Jamie is a Halo yeller
Scrabble&#8217;s changing the rules
Jughead is Gay?
Genocide talk, whee!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally making it better at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p>YouTube comments and commenters<br />
Hitler Parodies No More?<br />
How far can you go with other people&#8217;s work?<br />
Is Facebook over?<br />
Geocaching the next new thing?<br />
Jamie is a Halo yeller<br />
Scrabble&#8217;s changing the rules<br />
Jughead is Gay?<br />
Genocide talk, whee!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-524.mp3" length="30861086" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>64:18</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally making it better at http://somacow.com

YouTube comments and commenters
Hitler Parodies No More?
How far can you go with other people's work?
Is Facebook over?
Geocaching the next new ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally making it better at http://somacow.com

YouTube comments and commenters
Hitler Parodies No More?
How far can you go with other people's work?
Is Facebook over?
Geocaching the next new thing?
Jamie is a Halo yeller
Scrabble's changing the rules
Jughead is Gay?
Genocide talk, whee!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 523: Hollywood Has Gone Nutso</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-523-hollywood-has-gone-nutso</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-523-hollywood-has-gone-nutso#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 04:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bret michaels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christians]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kirk cameron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lindsay lohan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scott baio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stephen baldwin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unskinny bop]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1770</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally missing Ross at http://somacow.com

Bret Michaels is down for the count
What&#8217;s an Unskinny Bop?
Makeup in the 80s
Don&#8217;t date a woman in a scarf
Where are all the Christians in Hollywood?
Websites restoring Kirk and Stephen
Stephen Baldwin, the new Job
Lindsay Lohan fired
All the cool drugs are in other countries
What is up with Scott Baio?
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally missing Ross at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/523.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Bret Michaels is down for the count<br />
What&#8217;s an Unskinny Bop?<br />
Makeup in the 80s<br />
Don&#8217;t date a woman in a scarf<br />
Where are all the Christians in Hollywood?<br />
Websites restoring Kirk and Stephen<br />
Stephen Baldwin, the new Job<br />
Lindsay Lohan fired<br />
All the cool drugs are in other countries<br />
What is up with Scott Baio?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-523.mp3" length="29758928" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:02:00</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally missing Ross at http://somacow.com



Bret Michaels is down for the count
What's an Unskinny Bop?
Makeup in the 80s
Don't date a woman in a scarf
Where are all ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally missing Ross at http://somacow.com



Bret Michaels is down for the count
What's an Unskinny Bop?
Makeup in the 80s
Don't date a woman in a scarf
Where are all the Christians in Hollywood?
Websites restoring Kirk and Stephen
Stephen Baldwin, the new Job
Lindsay Lohan fired
All the cool drugs are in other countries
What is up with Scott Baio?</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 522: Wielding My Saber</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-522-wielding-my-saber</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-522-wielding-my-saber#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 08:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bacon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chicken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dad movie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[egg rolls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eggs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lightsaber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mexican pizza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plant city]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robin williams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1769</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally linking food at http://somacow.com

Lightsaber FTW
Geoff&#8217;s Tree
Plant City
Link vs Chickens
Bacon Is Eggs
Egg Rolls &#38; Mexican Pizza
World&#8217;s Greatest Dad Movie
Robin Williams and Thrown Fruit
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally linking food at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/522.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Lightsaber FTW<br />
Geoff&#8217;s Tree<br />
Plant City<br />
Link vs Chickens<br />
Bacon Is Eggs<br />
Egg Rolls &amp; Mexican Pizza<br />
World&#8217;s Greatest Dad Movie<br />
Robin Williams and Thrown Fruit</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-522.mp3" length="28535352" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:27</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally linking food at http://somacow.com



Lightsaber FTW
Geoff's Tree
Plant City
Link vs Chickens
Bacon Is Eggs
Egg Rolls #38; Mexican Pizza
World's Greatest Dad Movie
Robin Williams and Thrown Fruit </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally linking food at http://somacow.com



Lightsaber FTW
Geoff's Tree
Plant City
Link vs Chickens
Bacon Is Eggs
Egg Rolls #38; Mexican Pizza
World's Greatest Dad Movie
Robin Williams and Thrown Fruit</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 521: Get A SomaClue</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-521-get-a-somaclue</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-521-get-a-somaclue#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chantix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[islam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lane bryant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mohammed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pretzels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shatner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[somacow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[south park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1768</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally cured at http://somacow.com

Chantix Money Cure
12 Months of J
Geoff &#60;/3s Pretzels
South Park vs Islam
Mohammed Balloons
Death Threats
Lane Bryant Ad Fiasco
Shatner Singing
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally cured at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/521.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Chantix Money Cure<br />
12 Months of J<br />
Geoff &lt;/3s Pretzels<br />
South Park vs Islam<br />
Mohammed Balloons<br />
Death Threats<br />
Lane Bryant Ad Fiasco<br />
Shatner Singing</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-521.mp3" length="28612048" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:37</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally cured at http://somacow.com



Chantix Money Cure
12 Months of J
Geoff #60;/3s Pretzels
South Park vs Islam
Mohammed Balloons
Death Threats
Lane Bryant Ad Fiasco
Shatner Singing </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally cured at http://somacow.com



Chantix Money Cure
12 Months of J
Geoff #60;/3s Pretzels
South Park vs Islam
Mohammed Balloons
Death Threats
Lane Bryant Ad Fiasco
Shatner Singing</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 520: Throw It Out Back</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-520-throw-it-out-back</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-520-throw-it-out-back#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 03:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[carbonara]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[composting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[earth day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[etchie]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[gene wilder]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tv tropes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wiki]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1767</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally composted at http://somacow.com

Gene Wilder: Best Actor, Ever
Carbonara
Wiki vs TV Tropes
Earth Day vs 4/20
Navy Bacon
Bret Michaels = Dead?
Sound of Panties
Newsbomb Carbonara
Not Aborted
Anti-Anti-Virus
Fungi Amongi
Suicide
J Retirement Plan
Funny Suicide Challenge
Etchie &#38; Broncho Show
 
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally composted at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/520.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Gene Wilder: Best Actor, Ever<br />
Carbonara<br />
Wiki vs TV Tropes<br />
Earth Day vs 4/20<br />
Navy Bacon<br />
Bret Michaels = Dead?<br />
Sound of Panties<br />
Newsbomb Carbonara<br />
Not Aborted<br />
Anti-Anti-Virus<br />
Fungi Amongi<br />
Suicide<br />
J Retirement Plan<br />
Funny Suicide Challenge<br />
<a href="http://etchieandbroncho.com/sample-main-content/" target="_blank">Etchie &amp; Broncho Show</a></p>
<p><em> </em></p>
]]></content:encoded>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-520.mp3" length="28638588" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:40</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally composted at http://somacow.com



Gene Wilder: Best Actor, Ever
Carbonara
Wiki vs TV Tropes
Earth Day vs 4/20
Navy Bacon
Bret Michaels = Dead?
Sound of Panties
Newsbomb Carbonara
Not Aborted
Anti-Anti-Virus
Fungi Amongi
Suicide</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally composted at http://somacow.com



Gene Wilder: Best Actor, Ever
Carbonara
Wiki vs TV Tropes
Earth Day vs 4/20
Navy Bacon
Bret Michaels = Dead?
Sound of Panties
Newsbomb Carbonara
Not Aborted
Anti-Anti-Virus
Fungi Amongi
Suicide
J Retirement Plan
Funny Suicide Challenge
Etchie #38; Broncho Show

 </itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 519: Working For Nuts</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-519-working-for-nuts</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-519-working-for-nuts#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 03:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1762</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally used at http://somacow.com


The Blind Side
Ways Out of the Ghetto
Geoff&#8217;s White Guilt?
brianfeldman.com/67books
Used Book Stores
Book Sex
American Psycho- Worst Book Ever?
Interns
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally used at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-small;"><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/519.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /><br />
</span></p>
<p>The Blind Side<br />
Ways Out of the Ghetto<br />
Geoff&#8217;s White Guilt?<br />
<a href="http://brianfeldman.com/67books" target="_blank">brianfeldman.com/67books</a><br />
Used Book Stores<br />
Book Sex<br />
American Psycho- Worst Book Ever?<br />
Interns</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-519.mp3" length="29586729" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:01:38</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally used at http://somacow.com




The Blind Side
Ways Out of the Ghetto
Geoff's White Guilt?
brianfeldman.com/67books
Used Book Stores
Book Sex
American Psycho- Worst Book Ever?
Interns </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally used at http://somacow.com




The Blind Side
Ways Out of the Ghetto
Geoff's White Guilt?
brianfeldman.com/67books
Used Book Stores
Book Sex
American Psycho- Worst Book Ever?
Interns</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 518: Cover Up That Skin</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-518-cover-up-that-skin</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-518-cover-up-that-skin#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 07:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1761</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally impressioned at http://somacow.com

Puzzler
Smoothies
Australian Chicks vs Canadian Chicks
Mini-Whores
Conan on TBS
TBS Lineup Rundown
Universal Rule of Reruns
Disney Ripoff
Volcano Refugees
Rush vs The Volcano
Howard the Duck
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally impressioned at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/518.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Puzzler<br />
Smoothies<br />
Australian Chicks vs Canadian Chicks<br />
Mini-Whores<br />
Conan on TBS<br />
TBS Lineup Rundown<br />
Universal Rule of Reruns<br />
Disney Ripoff<br />
Volcano Refugees<br />
Rush vs The Volcano<br />
Howard the Duck</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-518.mp3" length="28998869" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:00:25</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally impressioned at http://somacow.com



Puzzler
Smoothies
Australian Chicks vs Canadian Chicks
Mini-Whores
Conan on TBS
TBS Lineup Rundown
Universal Rule of Reruns
Disney Ripoff
Volcano Refugees
Rush vs The Volcano
Howard the Duck </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally impressioned at http://somacow.com



Puzzler
Smoothies
Australian Chicks vs Canadian Chicks
Mini-Whores
Conan on TBS
TBS Lineup Rundown
Universal Rule of Reruns
Disney Ripoff
Volcano Refugees
Rush vs The Volcano
Howard the Duck</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 517: Singin It</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-517-singin-it</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-517-singin-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 05:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ditches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1760</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally lyricised at http://somacow.com

Rush
Toto
What&#8217;s That Lyric?
Smokin&#8217; Substitute
Mickey&#8217;s Smoke Camp
Obama Biting Mickey&#8217;s Style
Cage State / No-Cage State
Ditches
X-Treem
Holly @ KFC
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally lyricised at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/517.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Rush<br />
Toto<br />
What&#8217;s That Lyric?<br />
Smokin&#8217; Substitute<br />
Mickey&#8217;s Smoke Camp<br />
Obama Biting Mickey&#8217;s Style<br />
Cage State / No-Cage State<br />
Ditches<br />
X-Treem<br />
Holly @ KFC</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-517.mp3" length="30315441" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:03:09</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally lyricised at http://somacow.com



Rush
Toto
What's That Lyric?
Smokin' Substitute
Mickey's Smoke Camp
Obama Biting Mickey's Style
Cage State / No-Cage State
Ditches
X-Treem
Holly @ KFC </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally lyricised at http://somacow.com



Rush
Toto
What's That Lyric?
Smokin' Substitute
Mickey's Smoke Camp
Obama Biting Mickey's Style
Cage State / No-Cage State
Ditches
X-Treem
Holly @ KFC</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 516: Eat Your Sushi</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-516-eat-your-sushi</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-516-eat-your-sushi#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birthday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diabetes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[j]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lesbian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[murse]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1759</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally celebrating around J&#8217;s birthday at http://somacow.com

J Day!
Meeting J
Biggest Brain Dick?
Sock Suspenders
Murse
We Need More Things That Are Things
Stop Smoking- Get Diabetes
Nanananananananana
Oprah. Con?
Lesbian Talk Show Hostesses
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally celebrating around J&#8217;s birthday at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/516.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>J Day!<br />
Meeting J<br />
Biggest Brain Dick?<br />
Sock Suspenders<br />
Murse<br />
We Need More Things That Are Things<br />
Stop Smoking- Get Diabetes<br />
Nanananananananana<br />
Oprah. Con?<br />
Lesbian Talk Show Hostesses</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-516.mp3" length="28437132" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>59:15</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally celebrating around J's birthday at http://somacow.com



J Day!
Meeting J
Biggest Brain Dick?
Sock Suspenders
Murse
We Need More Things That Are Things
Stop Smoking- Get Diabetes
Nanananananananana
Oprah. Con?
Lesbian Talk Show Ho</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally celebrating around J's birthday at http://somacow.com



J Day!
Meeting J
Biggest Brain Dick?
Sock Suspenders
Murse
We Need More Things That Are Things
Stop Smoking- Get Diabetes
Nanananananananana
Oprah. Con?
Lesbian Talk Show Hostesses</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 515: Sam You Are</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-515-sam-you-are</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-515-sam-you-are#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 03:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1758</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally birthed at http://somacow.com

Somababy!
Samuel
Havin&#8217; Babies
Steven Seagal Sex Slave
Jenny McCarthy&#8217;s Morals
Big Daddy
Pay for Play Teachers
The Cage
Taxes
Gold
The Opposite of You
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally birthed at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/515.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Somababy!<br />
Samuel<br />
Havin&#8217; Babies<br />
Steven Seagal Sex Slave<br />
Jenny McCarthy&#8217;s Morals<br />
Big Daddy<br />
Pay for Play Teachers<br />
The Cage<br />
Taxes<br />
Gold<br />
The Opposite of You</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-515.mp3" length="30230386" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:02:59</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally birthed at http://somacow.com



Somababy!
Samuel
Havin' Babies
Steven Seagal Sex Slave
Jenny McCarthy's Morals
Big Daddy
Pay for Play Teachers
The Cage
Taxes
Gold
The Opposite of You </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally birthed at http://somacow.com



Somababy!
Samuel
Havin' Babies
Steven Seagal Sex Slave
Jenny McCarthy's Morals
Big Daddy
Pay for Play Teachers
The Cage
Taxes
Gold
The Opposite of You</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 514: Eat Me Eat You</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-514-eat-me-eat-you</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-514-eat-me-eat-you#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 04:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1754</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally con at http://somacow.com

Interview with Alexander Andrews
Gaga/Bieber/Luda &#8211; Who Do You Love?
What Would You Like to Be Called?
Shit in a Bag Through a Window Calories
Eat Yourself
Adam Carolla vs The Phillipines
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally con at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/514.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Interview with <a href="http://twitter.com/aandrewsjr" target="_blank">Alexander Andrews</a><br />
Gaga/Bieber/Luda &#8211; Who Do You Love?<br />
What Would You Like to Be Called?<br />
Shit in a Bag Through a Window Calories<br />
Eat Yourself<br />
<a href="http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/" target="_blank">Adam Carolla </a>vs The Phillipines</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<enclosure url="http://somacow.com/podcast/somacow-514.mp3" length="30989400" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>1:04:34</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally con at http://somacow.com



Interview with Alexander Andrews
Gaga/Bieber/Luda - Who Do You Love?
What Would You Like to Be Called?
Shit in a Bag Through a Window Calories
Eat ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally con at http://somacow.com



Interview with Alexander Andrews
Gaga/Bieber/Luda - Who Do You Love?
What Would You Like to Be Called?
Shit in a Bag Through a Window Calories
Eat Yourself
Adam Carolla vs The Phillipines</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<item>
		<title>SomaCow 513: Dear Watson</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-513-dear-watson</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-513-dear-watson#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 05:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1753</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally turfed at http://somacow.com

Sherlock Holmes
The Sequel
Death of the Moovie of the Week?
Superhero Flicks
WTF, Thailand?
Sign the Online Petition
Rob Van Winkle Show
Boy Bands
Popped Collar
Tampa St Petersburg &#8211; Salvador Dali, Crawfish &#38; Gambling
OK&#8230;to all of you out there, Tampa FL and St Pete FL are two very different cities. One is an old cigar place and one is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally turfed at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/513.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Sherlock Holmes<br />
The Sequel<br />
<a href="http://somacow.net/forum/index.php/topic,1399.0.html" target="_blank">Death of the Moovie of the Week?</a><br />
Superhero Flicks<br />
WTF, Thailand?<br />
Sign the Online Petition<br />
Rob Van Winkle Show<br />
Boy Bands<br />
Popped Collar<br />
<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Tampa</span> St Petersburg &#8211; Salvador Dali, Crawfish &amp; Gambling</p>
<p>OK&#8230;to all of you out there, Tampa FL and St Pete FL are two very different cities. One is an old cigar place and one is just full of old people. Seriously though, very different cities, separated by water, in two different counties! You go to one for drinking, and the other for fishing. One has some tall buildings, and the other has some tall pink buildings. I&#8217;ll give you Tampa for gambling, although that is borderline Lakeland! But for those of you who might travel one day to our state, know that the Salvador Dali museum and Crabby Bills are in St Petersburg.</p>
<p>Thank you for listening!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:05:34</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally turfed at http://somacow.com



Sherlock Holmes
The Sequel
Death of the Moovie of the Week?
Superhero Flicks
WTF, Thailand?
Sign the Online Petition
Rob Van Winkle Show
Boy Bands
Popped Collar
Tampa St Petersburg - ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally turfed at http://somacow.com



Sherlock Holmes
The Sequel
Death of the Moovie of the Week?
Superhero Flicks
WTF, Thailand?
Sign the Online Petition
Rob Van Winkle Show
Boy Bands
Popped Collar
Tampa St Petersburg - Salvador Dali, Crawfish #38; Gambling

OK...to all of you out there, Tampa FL and St Pete FL are two very different cities. One is an old cigar place and one is just full of old people. Seriously though, very different cities, separated by water, in two different counties! You go to one for drinking, and the other for fishing. One has some tall buildings, and the other has some tall pink buildings. I'll give you Tampa for gambling, although that is borderline Lakeland! But for those of you who might travel one day to our state, know that the Salvador Dali museum and Crabby Bills are in St Petersburg.

Thank you for listening!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
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		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 512: Meet Me in Panama</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-512-meet-me-in-panama</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-512-meet-me-in-panama#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 05:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally blogged sans notes at http://somacow.com

OK, you might have guessed by now that the notes were lost from these episodes, therefore making the blog hard(er) to write&#8230;
But you know what? It really shouldn&#8217;t matter what the guys talked about before listening and you shouldn&#8217;t need Cliff notes so just listen!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally blogged sans notes at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/512.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>OK, you might have guessed by now that the notes were lost from these episodes, therefore making the blog hard(er) to write&#8230;</p>
<p>But you know what? It really shouldn&#8217;t matter what the guys talked about before listening and you shouldn&#8217;t need Cliff notes so just listen!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>58:47</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally blogged sans notes at http://somacow.com



OK, you might have guessed by now that the notes were lost from these episodes, therefore making the blog hard(er) ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally blogged sans notes at http://somacow.com



OK, you might have guessed by now that the notes were lost from these episodes, therefore making the blog hard(er) to write...

But you know what? It really shouldn't matter what the guys talked about before listening and you shouldn't need Cliff notes so just listen!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>SomaCow 511: This May Be The Final Episode</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-511-this-may-be-the-final-episode</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-511-this-may-be-the-final-episode#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 05:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1751</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally noted at http://somacow.com

In this hour, the guys made us laugh again! You should come join us in the live chatroom every Friday from 7-10 PM Eastern! Just click on the word in the previous sentence that is highlighted, it will take you there.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally noted at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/511.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>In this hour, the guys made us laugh again! You should come join us in the live <a href="http://ustream.tv/channel/somacow-media" target="_blank">chatroom</a> every Friday from 7-10 PM Eastern! Just click on the word in the previous sentence that is highlighted, it will take you there.</p>
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<itunes:duration>59:42</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally noted at http://somacow.com



In this hour, the guys made us laugh again! You should come join us in the live chatroom every Friday from 7-10 ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally noted at http://somacow.com



In this hour, the guys made us laugh again! You should come join us in the live chatroom every Friday from 7-10 PM Eastern! Just click on the word in the previous sentence that is highlighted, it will take you there.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 510: Whatcha Talkin About</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-510-whatcha-talkin-about</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-510-whatcha-talkin-about#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1749</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally podcast at http://somacow.com

In this hour, the guys talked about stuff! J did the Newsbomb. We all laughed. You will, too!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally podcast at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">http://somacow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/510.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>In this hour, the guys talked about stuff! J did the Newsbomb. We all laughed. You will, too!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:00:32</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally podcast at http://somacow.com



In this hour, the guys talked about stuff! J did the Newsbomb. We all laughed. You will, too! </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally podcast at http://somacow.com



In this hour, the guys talked about stuff! J did the Newsbomb. We all laughed. You will, too!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 509: Nose Douche</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-509-nose-douche</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-509-nose-douche#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 05:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally  tricked at SomaCow.com

Jesused Eggs
Owl In a Box
Cowluthru
Racist Tan Tax
Republican Cock Doctor
Health Care Debate
Sad Pilots
*BOOP!*
Racist Country Song
Leu Gardens
Honey
Soma the Pooh
Way Too Hot Sauce
3-D Clash of the Titans
Gojira
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally  tricked at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/509.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Jesused Eggs<br />
Owl In a Box<br />
Cowluthru<br />
Racist Tan Tax<br />
Republican Cock Doctor<br />
Health Care Debate<br />
Sad Pilots<br />
*BOOP!*<br />
Racist Country Song<br />
Leu Gardens<br />
Honey<br />
Soma the Pooh<br />
Way Too Hot Sauce<br />
3-D Clash of the Titans<br />
Gojira</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:10:56</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally  tricked at SomaCow.com



Jesused Eggs
Owl In a Box
Cowluthru
Racist Tan Tax
Republican Cock Doctor
Health Care Debate
Sad Pilots
*BOOP!*
Racist Country Song
Leu Gardens
Honey
Soma the Pooh
Way Too Hot Sauce
3-D Clash ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally  tricked at SomaCow.com



Jesused Eggs
Owl In a Box
Cowluthru
Racist Tan Tax
Republican Cock Doctor
Health Care Debate
Sad Pilots
*BOOP!*
Racist Country Song
Leu Gardens
Honey
Soma the Pooh
Way Too Hot Sauce
3-D Clash of the Titans
Gojira</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 508: JC in the House</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-508-jc-in-the-house</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-508-jc-in-the-house#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 03:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://somacow.com/?p=1744</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally deviled up at SomaCow.com

Happy Easter!
PAAS Eggs
The Black Egg
Hollow vs Solid
Secular Holidays
Chocolate JC
Moovie of the Week Review: Year One
Anti-Pope = Anti-Semite
Indie Film Lawsuit
Fake War- James Foxx vs Howie Stern
Real War- Somacow vs &#8212;&#8212;&#8211;?
Moovie of the week to see: Sherlock Holmes
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally deviled up at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/508.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Happy Easter!<br />
PAAS Eggs<br />
The Black Egg<br />
Hollow vs Solid<br />
Secular Holidays<br />
<a href="http://www.ioffer.com/img/1131955200/_i/9317708/1.jpg" target="_blank">Chocolate JC</a><br />
Moovie of the Week Review: Year One<br />
Anti-Pope = Anti-Semite<br />
Indie Film Lawsuit<br />
Fake War- James Foxx vs Howie Stern<br />
Real War- Somacow vs &#8212;&#8212;&#8211;?<br />
Moovie of the week to see: Sherlock Holmes</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>56:45</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally deviled up at SomaCow.com



Happy Easter!
PAAS Eggs
The Black Egg
Hollow vs Solid
Secular Holidays
Chocolate JC
Moovie of the Week Review: Year One
Anti-Pope = Anti-Semite
Indie Film Lawsuit
Fake War- James ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally deviled up at SomaCow.com



Happy Easter!
PAAS Eggs
The Black Egg
Hollow vs Solid
Secular Holidays
Chocolate JC
Moovie of the Week Review: Year One
Anti-Pope = Anti-Semite
Indie Film Lawsuit
Fake War- James Foxx vs Howie Stern
Real War- Somacow vs --------?
Moovie of the week to see: Sherlock Holmes</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 507: Mayan Vagina Bubblegum</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-507-mayan-vagina-bubblegum</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-507-mayan-vagina-bubblegum#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally texted at SomaCow.com

Pig Train
Modern Family
Alyssa Milano
iPad
iPhone to Verizon
Txt &#38; Drv
Alien Overlords
Illuminati Shadow Government Pope Pirates
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally texted at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/507.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Pig Train<br />
Modern Family<br />
Alyssa Milano<br />
iPad<br />
iPhone to Verizon<br />
Txt &amp; Drv<br />
Alien Overlords<br />
Illuminati Shadow Government Pope Pirates</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>1:00:51</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally texted at SomaCow.com



Pig Train
Modern Family
Alyssa Milano
iPad
iPhone to Verizon
Txt #38; Drv
Alien Overlords
Illuminati Shadow Government Pope Pirates </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally texted at SomaCow.com



Pig Train
Modern Family
Alyssa Milano
iPad
iPhone to Verizon
Txt #38; Drv
Alien Overlords
Illuminati Shadow Government Pope Pirates</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 506: Doin Da Pope</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-506-doin-da-pope</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-506-doin-da-pope#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally advised at SomaCow.com

Pirates 24/7/365
Illuminati
Pedophiles Across the Board
J&#8217;s Driver&#8217;s Ed
Two Foot Drivers
Self Parking Car
Fatherly Advice
Son Advice
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally advised at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/506.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Pirates 24/7/365<br />
Illuminati<br />
Pedophiles Across the Board<br />
J&#8217;s Driver&#8217;s Ed<br />
Two Foot Drivers<br />
Self Parking Car<br />
Fatherly Advice<br />
Son Advice</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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<itunes:duration>59:26</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally advised at SomaCow.com



Pirates 24/7/365
Illuminati
Pedophiles Across the Board
J's Driver's Ed
Two Foot Drivers
Self Parking Car
Fatherly Advice
Son Advice </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally advised at SomaCow.com



Pirates 24/7/365
Illuminati
Pedophiles Across the Board
J's Driver's Ed
Two Foot Drivers
Self Parking Car
Fatherly Advice
Son Advice</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 505: Fridays Are Good</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-505-fridays-are-good</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-505-fridays-are-good#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 08:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally crossing it at SomaCow.com

Good Friday
Jesus Wrote a Blank Check?
Geoff Writes Country Songs
What To Do for Easter?
NEVER Lead With the Anus
Wet Ampersand Wild
Nutjob Conspiracy FTW
Sarah Palin Rewind
Glenn Beck Parking Scam
Felix Does Trivia
Sex Addicts
Mickey&#8217;s Sex Contract
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally crossing it at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/505.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Good Friday<br />
Jesus Wrote a Blank Check?<br />
Geoff Writes Country Songs<br />
What To Do for Easter?<br />
NEVER Lead With the Anus<br />
Wet Ampersand Wild<br />
Nutjob Conspiracy FTW<br />
Sarah Palin Rewind<br />
Glenn Beck Parking Scam<br />
<a href="http://primetimegeek.com" target="_blank">Felix</a> Does Trivia<br />
Sex Addicts<br />
Mickey&#8217;s Sex Contract</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Originally crossing it at SomaCow.com



Good Friday
Jesus Wrote a Blank Check?
Geoff Writes Country Songs
What To Do for Easter?
NEVER Lead With the Anus
Wet Ampersand Wild
Nutjob Conspiracy FTW
Sarah ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally crossing it at SomaCow.com



Good Friday
Jesus Wrote a Blank Check?
Geoff Writes Country Songs
What To Do for Easter?
NEVER Lead With the Anus
Wet Ampersand Wild
Nutjob Conspiracy FTW
Sarah Palin Rewind
Glenn Beck Parking Scam
Felix Does Trivia
Sex Addicts
Mickey's Sex Contract</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>SomaCow 504: Watch Your Language</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-504-watch-your-language</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-504-watch-your-language#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:20:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[electro smokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Flea World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally lit up, literally, no seriously it&#8217;s blue, at SomaCow.com
Electro Smokes
Flea Market Super Beers
Biggest Waste of Money
Tanning Booth in FL
Flea World Directions
Britstronauts
Space Station SomaCow
ABBA Reunion
No Swear Teen (nocussing.com)
Offensive Words
http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally lit up, literally, no seriously it&#8217;s blue, at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p>Electro Smokes<br />
Flea Market Super Beers<br />
Biggest Waste of Money<br />
Tanning Booth in FL<br />
Flea World Directions<br />
Britstronauts<br />
Space Station SomaCow<br />
ABBA Reunion<br />
No Swear Teen (<a href="http://nocussing.com/" target="_blank">nocussing.com</a>)<br />
Offensive Words<br />
<a href="http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html" target="_blank">http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html</a></p>
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<itunes:duration>1:08:33</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Originally lit up, literally, no seriously it's blue, at SomaCow.com

Electro Smokes
Flea Market Super Beers
Biggest Waste of Money
Tanning Booth in FL
Flea World Directions
Britstronauts
Space Station SomaCow
ABBA Reunion
No ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally lit up, literally, no seriously it's blue, at SomaCow.com

Electro Smokes
Flea Market Super Beers
Biggest Waste of Money
Tanning Booth in FL
Flea World Directions
Britstronauts
Space Station SomaCow
ABBA Reunion
No Swear Teen (nocussing.com)
Offensive Words
http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>SomaCow 503: Rolling A Toblerone</title>
		<link>http://somacow.com/somacow-503-rolling-a-toblerone</link>
		<comments>http://somacow.com/somacow-503-rolling-a-toblerone#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[asperger's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[d & d]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[d3]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[director's cut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fromunda cheese]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lakeland]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nut butter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally dorking it out at SomaCow.com

Moovie of the Week Review The Vanishing 3/5
Director&#8217;s Cut
Moovie of the Week: Year One
Drug Movie Breakdown
Deland vs Lakeland (lose/lose)
Sci-Fi City
D &#38; D Chat
D 3 Dilemma
Facebook Robbery
Does Geoff has Asperger&#8217;s?
Fromunda Cheese vs Nut Butter vs Taintynaise
Drinks with NOFX
Counterculture for Sale
WSJ Online for Sale
News on the Web
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Originally dorking it out at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow.com</a></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://somacow.com/covers/503.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" /></p>
<p>Moovie of the Week Review The Vanishing 3/5<br />
Director&#8217;s Cut<br />
Moovie of the Week: Year One<br />
Drug Movie Breakdown<br />
Deland vs Lakeland (lose/lose)<br />
Sci-Fi City<br />
D &amp; D Chat<br />
D 3 Dilemma<br />
Facebook Robbery<br />
Does Geoff has Asperger&#8217;s?<br />
Fromunda Cheese vs Nut Butter vs Taintynaise<br />
Drinks with NOFX<br />
Counterculture for Sale<br />
WSJ Online for Sale<br />
News on the Web</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Originally dorking it out at SomaCow.com



Moovie of the Week Review The Vanishing 3/5
Director's Cut
Moovie of the Week: Year One
Drug Movie Breakdown
Deland vs Lakeland (lose/lose)
Sci-Fi City
D ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Originally dorking it out at SomaCow.com



Moovie of the Week Review The Vanishing 3/5
Director's Cut
Moovie of the Week: Year One
Drug Movie Breakdown
Deland vs Lakeland (lose/lose)
Sci-Fi City
D #38; D Chat
D 3 Dilemma
Facebook Robbery
Does Geoff has Asperger's?
Fromunda Cheese vs Nut Butter vs Taintynaise
Drinks with NOFX
Counterculture for Sale
WSJ Online for Sale
News on the Web</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>Podcast</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>SomaCow</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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