From Ross’s Show Notes:

J Kicks the Pig (Turn Your Speakers Down!!!!)
“I’ll tell you what, Google….”
www.mediumcast.com
The Moon…We Ain’t Goin’.
Space Ads
Solar Solution
Smile! You’re on Redlight Camera!
Big News in Quantam Physics
Mt Dora Art Festival
Black and Perv Podcast Breakfast Trifecta
#B4Week
Honeydew is Great Unless You Are J
J’s Winterbush Fruit Cup
Lifecoaching- Rehab
Pie Heckers
J Wants a Medal
Mike Jack Murdered
Food F?

From Ross’s show notes file:

SupraBowl
SupraBowl Website Sucks
The Who?
J <3s Cherry Daquaris
The Beatles
Hooters Chairs Suck
Somacow Resturant Redux
Chix at Hooters Spit on Your Food
Bad Chicken
Superbowl Party
Newsbomb- New Intro!!!
Breaded Tenderloin
Wing Bowl!!!
_____ Wrestling
Auntie Obama
Paula Abdul Breakdown
Buyin’ A House
McDLT Jacuzzi
Pimp Mickey’s House
Mexican Art
Wall-to-Wall Laminate

Local City Soundtrack
The Larry Sanders Show
Rip Torn Drunk & Disorderly
Haitian Baby Theft
Slavery Today
Nazi Hunters
Topless Dilemma
Transformer Blackface
Popcorn
Time Sex Travel
Toyota
American Idol

1776: The Musical
Thomas Jefferson = Slave Raper
Poor Delaware
New Clash of the Titans
Clash of the Gods
Oh God, You Devil
Moovie of the Week to watch: Hollywoodland
SomaWoWiFi
Brangelina
Bill Gates Superhero
Geoff is Running a Mile Every Morning This Week
A-Team Remake

Emmy Nominated Jen Cook
Award Scams
Disney Dirt
Mommy Dies Movies
Best Hamburger in Orlando
Pickles
TV Marathons
The Flaming Sword of Truth
It’s ALWAYS Weather on the Ones!!!!
Jen Runs the Ticker, Yo

The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show Ever, Yo
Idi Amin vs Hitler
Viking Club
Ceegar Night
Olives in Your Drink
Ray Ray <3s Mickey

Out of Town and Sick
Nice Little Gay Bedwarmer
Continental Breakfast
Dreams
Geoff is Getting Snipped
Quitting Update
State of the Union
Who is Punk?
Free Hotel WiFi
Starbucks App Got Geoff Lost
Where is the Cream?
Newsbomb
Mickey = Despot
Bulletpointed Law
Tom for President
Tape Foot the Cat
iPad
Call from Jon Cole (www.castmedium.com)

Nose Job
Plastic Surgery
Boob Job
BAD Plastic Surgery
Anesthesia
Charity Scammers
Cops Gone Wild
We need Stephen Segal!
CFTR II Charity
No Money? Give it Up.
Human Bedwarmers
Blacklight Filth

Conan- Dead
Jan 24 = Worst Day of the Year
Groundhog Day
TMNT Origin Story
Chick Cartoons
Sarah Palin Superhero
Saturday Morning Cartoons
Rock Lawn
Redbelt Review
Balls Theory
Moovie of the Week- 1776 The Musical
Good Housekeeping Innovative Product Awards
Rag on Stick Technology

Cigar Bar Tweetup w/ Allen
Geoff = Twitter Dead
Five Guys in Your Mouth
Hamburger Mary’s Rules
Wendy’s = Bad Meat
Graffiti Junktion = Frat Party
Stay at J’s
Balls Itch
J is getting his Balls Waxed
Balls Weather Station
Sloppy Joe, Slop Sloppy Joe
All Your Cadbury are Belong to Us
Flashback Food?
Salami Stew
I’m just waxin your balls

Mexican “Candy” Taste Test
Fire! Fire! Fire!!!
Flamboyant Sector
Car Explosion Challenge
Hotel Room Fear
Alarm Clock
Geoff “….I don’t want to dream anymore…”
Gaslighting Geoff
Girls Gone Wild
Dump Trip
Your Password Sucks
Geoff’s Morning Program
Lifecoaching- Find a Mentor
Shoot the Hostage
Conquer? Damn Near Killed Her
Local City Soundtrack

In this episode, the guys were missing J for a bit and also discussed:
John Lajoie
Bitching Bosses
Newsbomb
twitter = dead
Shit List
Sanford Orlando Airport Haitian Evac
J in the Newspaper
Hatitian Takeover
Batman Band Aids
Kids Shows
Tom vs Jerry
The UN
Gold Proofs
Fire J, Hire Allen
Google Selling Stock
WalMart Buying Google
Peaceful Resistance at WalMart
Melba the Greeter is a Racist Bitch
Z Sticker Theft

Leno vs Conan Ratings Scam
Geoff is Done With Late Night
AT&T Login Fail
Vat Meat
God- The Home Game
Drudge-a-versary
Wyclef- Saint or Scammer?
District YELE
CFNews 13 quake footage
Haiti Celeb Donations
Favorite Off Brand Soda
Jamie = Poopy Fingers
Toilet Paper Faceoff

Mooovie review for next week is Redbelt, check it out before next Sunday’s live show 10am Eastern

Scottish Highland Games
LARPers Take Over
Haggis!!!
Scottish Ninjas
Ren Fair Takeover
Something, Something, Something Darkside Review
Otronicon
District 9
24
Big Brother
Cancel Your Cable
Erica Fired
Would You Pimp The Devil?

Drew Garabo in the House
Bennigans is Back……*crickets*
Biscuits
The New Amway Arena in Orlando
America: More States Now!
Americans in Haiti
Bathroom Tipping
Pee Shy
Sasha Baron Cohen
Radio Kills
You Have a Friend Request from….Shannon Burke???
Bubba the Love Sponge
Best Day as a Father
School vs Home School
FCAT Based Podcast
Drew on Jay vs Conan
John Lejoie = Highly Recommended
Radio Whores
Drew’s Night Gig (thechannelproject.org)
Drew’s Day Gig (email for magic tix)
Drew’s Facebook
Punch ‘Em Up Live Outro

Do you Geocache?
Call from from www.WesHeath.com
Spoiler: LOTY SoundGuy79
The Boston Method
Extensive Penis Chat
Mickey Penis Megamix – featuring a beat stolen from this guy He is on YouTube here
Briefs vs Boxers vs Boxer Briefs vs J
Things Remembered- Needs More Fonts
<3 Arby’s
NDSF
Truck, The Machine and Glonk the Radio Potato

In this hour, the guys discuss:

Conan vs Leno
Geoff calls bit
Haiti
Patty Robertson
Danny Glover
Haiti- State 51?
Athiest Mission Trips
Newsbomb w/ New Intro
Voicemail Request: Please Find My Nice & Easy Commercial!!
Otronicon
Highland Games
Lego Build Off
KoL Meet Up
Xander Rich Bet Fail….Again…NEVER Again
Hamburger Mary’s vs Graffitti Junction: Best Burger in Orlando
Sunday- SomaCow Burger Party

Snow in FL
Jamie Almost Died on I4
Hot Chicks at the Dump
SomaCow Challange- We Want Dump Pics!!!
Geoff = Sandford and Son
Dump Chat
Geoff Fails at Gassing Up
Mickey & Geoff Getted Bussed at TooJays
Gravy = Mickey
Conan vs Leno
CES Sucks
E Book Readers
Print = Dead
Baby Einstein for Hacking
Bounty Out on twitter.com/XanderRich

In this hour, the Sunday crew discussed:

Snow
twitter.com/xanderrich Ice Cream Fail
“Doubt”
MOO-vie of the Week- Something, Something, Something Darkside
Michael Jackson MURDERED!!!
NDSF
LOTY Voting
Chinese Terror
Body Scanners
Hannah Montana = Dead
Zhu-Zhu Pet Fail
Phillip Seymour Hoffman Ruddy & Tearful
Artie Lang Self Stabbing

Shit Listening
Shittequitte
Shit Stink Eliminators
Willow Tree Review
EL “Cassius Clay” ROSS vs Chris “Ocho Cinco” P: Email Bout of the Century
Geoff’s LUCID Dreams
Quitting
LaCrosse in Orlando
Mickey vs Geoff Politician Email Challenge!!!
Awkwardest Ending….EVER!

3D TV
IMax Movies
RBG = Yellow? HOW?!?!?!
Indian in the Test Pattern
Whale Wars Fail
Temp Updates
Ice in FL? LIAR!!!
Ball Cup to Fly?
Balls Chat
Unruly Passengers
Bloggers Choice of the Lustrum
J’s Guide to RSS and ITunes, coming soon! Unless…
Exploding Hard Drives
Lifecoaching- Joy Germ. Share It!
What Gives You Joy?
Fail Video 2009
CA is Broke Again. Yes, Despite Avatar.
Ross = Man of ACTION!!!
Ross has got Nothing

In this hour, the guys talked about food…making us all in the live ustream friggen’ starving!

Sushi
Food Fads
Eating Bugs
Living Off the Land
Newsbo….wait! Seito Sushi Call
Newsbomb, for real
Undead Celebrities
No Chocolate in Boom Boom Pow
Secret Herbs and Spices?
Best Fried Chicken?
Sun Tea Rules
Bojangles has, get this, Breakfast 24/7!!!
Mashies

Call Out for More Guests
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Lightning Guy RULES!!!
MOOvie of the Week – Doubt
Movies on the Computer
Mickey’s Private Theatre Plan TNed
Geoff Looks Like Seth Rogan?
Teddy Roosevelt & Who Could Play Him
Republicans and Their Ilk
BONER! No, Wait, Bono.
New Show- ????
LOTY Nomination Thread
2009 Song (look for the cannonball)

BongSwatMatt in Studio
5 HR Energy Drink
Chantix/Vivid Dreams
OBT
Cabbie in Orlando
Travel Time to Miami Questioned Again
“Driving” the Cab….Duke Boy Style
South Orlando Getting Worse
Hooker Etiquette
Do NOT Eat at Choo Choo Charlies
Vice Night
The Night BongSwatMatt got Shot on the Trail
Disney Cab Shield- Tradenarked
myspace.com/coverthesun420

Mexican Death Year = 2010
It’s Twenty Ten….or is it?
Birth at War
Military/Peace Paradox
Obama Fail
Geoff Wants to hear from Soldiers
LOTM December- Iceman
LOTY Who will it be?

Geoff Quits
Pharmacy Woes
Store Cards & Card Stores
Haggling
Lifecoaching- Balance
Dress Codes
Hottest Guy (really? yeah)
War in Afghanistan
Religion Fail
Sex Church

New Year’s Eve Shows
Dick Clark
South Park New Year
TV Marathons
Steven Seagal Cop Show
Geoff Loves Super Nanny
Quitting Again
DoomsBomb
Killer Asteroid
Chantix Side Effects
Lucid Dreaming
Geoff vs Biggest Loser
New Domino’s
Gravy. With or Without
Breakfast Joints
Cupcake Milkshake = Con
New Forumla Beer Remix

Geoff gets a Wii
Wii Must Have Games?
Wii = Gateway Game System?
Top Games of the Year
Interactive Games?
Games Pron
PS vs XBox Gaming
Kindle Debate
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button MOVIE OF THE WEEK
KoL

So which is it? “Twenty Ten” or “Two Thousand Ten”? hmmm

Either way, Happy New Year!

“The Edukators”
Kraut Commies vs Kraut Cappies
2009. 2009?
Obama
Healthcare
Walmart is Killing Us
Downtown Orlando Library ROCKS!
Top 10 2009
Susan Boyle
Falcon
Puck
Chris Brown
John “Angel Fisting” Gosselin
Twins
Miss “No Gays” America
Inappropriate!!!
Gay Marriage
Perez & Lady Gaga

Thank you all for an awesome 2009 and here’s to an even better 2010!

Garth Brooks

Miley Cyrus

God vs Satan

Run to Cuba

Scarfacebook

Geoff in Jail

Nerf Wife

“Too Drunk to Take Notes at this point….I reckon”

Editor’s note: yes, we all got in the Christmas spirit(s) during our live Friday (Christmas day) show. So while you listen, just remember this was the 3rd hour of drinks and celebration abounding. Happy Holidays!

Listener Of The Year discussion

Christmas Spam & Scams

Granny Scammers

Grammar Haighters (sic)

Pope Rape

Sheens and Estevezi

Old School Cartoon Themes

Sin City

TMZ

Listeners hate Ross on Camera

SomaCow is Fat

Never Shop Again

Homeless Coalition of Central Florida

12 Diapers of Christmas

Geekmas

Txtmas

Mickey’s New Roommate

Bodice Ripper Christmas, Thanks BongswatMatt

What does Christmas mean to you?

George Thorogood Christmas

Presents!

Murray Chrisp Moss, Ev’ry Body.  Happy Chrimbo to all the adventurers out there.  Happy Chakka Khan to all those who celibate that holler day.  Tonight, Ole Saint Mick delivered cheer to a kid (via a laptop) another kid (in the form of a ps3) and to an Outback waitress.  She apologized about 30 times for the lateness of the cheesy fries, and other than that snafu, she earned her 200 dollar tip.  Yeah, that’s just how I roll.

For those that actually read this and take part in this portion of our output, I want to thank you.  We love all of our listeners, but let’s face it, you folks… the ones that are reading this, are way more special and more awesome and more loved by us than the other folks.

We love the other folks, we really do… but you, dear reader, took extra time to come here and read all of this.  That makes you special.  Geoff thanks you, Ross thanks you, Jamie thanks you, and I thank you.  J would thank you, but he is busy writing a tutorial on posting a review of our show to iTunes.

From Ross’s notes:

Cards from Iceman
Mickey = The Grinch
What are you doing for Christmas?
Wario
Sea World
Theme Parks
Churros
Crab Prize
iTouch = Worthless
Snow
Snowmen
Geoff Hates Guitar Hero

Twas the day before the day before Christmas and at the facility
Mickey went nuts and fought with e’rybody
“F*CK you all, I’m going to Cuba for Christmas…
I’ll be back next year, Ya’ll can kiss my ass!”

His boss just smiled and giggled with Glee
“Yer ass will be back here after yer show on Sund’y”

Merry Christmas to All… even my boss…

Here are the show notes from the desk of Ross…

Christmas…Bah Humbug
Public Enemies
Inverse Batman
Cheering for the Bad Guy
The Educators movie for next week
Avatar
Smoking in Public
Free Drinks
Gambling Cruise
Mickey Wants National Lottery
“Smells Like My DAD” Megamix

Camera Shake Up
Sanford Flea World
Game Ports at Flea World
Pron at Flea World
Most Offensive Flea World Item
Sell your Life at the Flea Market
NDSF
“Pickles Are the Trap”

Julia Louis-Dreyfus = Vampire

Shiny Medal Weight Loss

Naked in the House = Crime

Pee Showdown for Manhood

Peeing in the Backyard

No Eye Contact Means No Unwanted Conversations

Alcho-Gum

Newspaper Death Bell

Winter Beer

Inappropriate Notice

Retirement Rules

Old Folks Wantin’ to Check Out

In this hour the guys ran the gambit of topics including:

Tweeting About Drowning
Tiger Loves Perkins. Literally
Mickey = Atlas
Geoff is going to Sea World!
Carnies
Sit to Pee?
Pee Games with J
Poop Talkers
Red Lobster is Back
Making Cheddar Bisquits
SomaChristmas

In this hour, the guys and girl talked about:

Christmas Movies
3D in movies
Santa = Terrorist
Libraries
Bums
Working Kids
Light Rail Fail
Stun Gun Quit Smoking Method
Fail Big

Poor Ross, he was a little ‘under the weather’ but he stuck in there like a trooper! He, Geoff, Mickey and Jamie talked about:

Christmas Parties

Bruno review

Geoff Meets Alton Brown

Fuck Full Sail

Higher Education

In this hour, the guys wrap it up with talk of:

Rock Band
Kazoo Hero (tradenarked)
Rock Layoffs
Living In EPCOT
Pop Top Collection
Geoff’s Eye Problem
ICE!
AIR!
Christmas Flicks
Production- We Need It

Egg Nog
Newtons, Fig
Pop Tart Chat
Teddy Grahams
Alton Brown = Food God
Meeting Alton Brown
Lifecoaching
Chantix = Crazy
Car Fail
Dead Battery Blues

OK, so the big story of the hour is listener AlienFreak giving us the info on whether the baby is a boy or a girl. Place your votes before listening!

The guys also talked about:

The Food Industry
Bunnicula  Rules
Upton Sinclair
Milk Kills
Canned Tomatoes Kill
Jen’s Behind the Arm Dance
Geoff Shaves
J needs Hair Help
Balding
Orlando’s New Train
McDonald’s Death Shits
No Window Food 2010

Who knew picking a movie to watch would be so controversial? In this hour the Sunday crew talked about:

Adam Lambert
Sell Out Music
Weezer Snuggie
Learning TV Sux
2009 = Yawn
People Don’t Care
The WRONG News
Movie of the Week Meltdown
We’re Watching COCK!

In this Sunday hour the crew discussed:

Cold Snaps/Heaters
The Abyss Review
Cool Clerks
Chris Elliot Sucks
Ed Harris Rules
Paul Blart Debate
Benny Af & Matty D Debate
Why so Negative?

In this hour, the mood turned to the holidays and our new tree! They discussed:
Chipmunks
Studio G Tree
SomaCow Sends Christmas Cards
Mother in Law Blues
Bacon Peanuts
Geoff Hates Christmas Songs
SomaBand
What do you want for Christmas?
Hanukkah
Kwanzaa

If you’d like a SomaCow Christmas card, get me your address so we can send you one! You can message me on the forum or email us at moo@somacow.com

In this hour Ross was obviously very excited! The topics covered included:

Jobs!
Trains!
Global Warming!
Accept Geoff!
Peas!
Cassolet!
CFTR II!!
www.centralfloridahomeless.org
New Shows!

In this hour the guys discuss such great topics as:
Cheating
Tiger
Monavie Cost
Netflix
Pron
Transformer Pron
Powder Food

In this hour the Sunday crew had in the guys from flickchart.com in.

Oh my god, I just totally looked that up on my phone and you can flick chart from your iphone! Oh crap… I guess it’s good that my battery is low or I’d be in trouble!

Check out Flick Chart in your spare time. Follow Flick Chart on twitter. You can also go to our forums and let us know your username so we can check out what movies you like!

In this hour, the folks on the Sunday live show (seen live 10-noon every Sunday), discussed:

Serial Cover Art
Best. Videogame. Ever.
Arcade Controls vs Home System Controls
Super Dodgeball
Stop Fighting Your Shadow
Geoff is against Thumbs
Geoff vs Jamie Mario Bros Speed Run Competition
Your First Time with Street Fighter
Killin’ Nazis
$5 to Beat the Game = EA Ban

In this highly emotional level, the guys discussed and debated:

Geoff hates conservatives
Government bloat
Abortion?
Gay Marriage?
Gay is a choice?
NDSF

We also found out that Glenn Beck is aware of our show and is afraid to call in because Geoff is too hostile.

In this hour, the guys talked about our Thanksgiving here in the studio and:

Mickey hates mashed potatoes
Food aversions
Breakfast diversion
Geoff is too old for beer
Beer reset
Lifecoaching- Every now and then you need to be tolerant
7-11 credit card scam
Drive-Thru Publix (Tradenarked)
Apple = Expensive
Jon Cole Call-In
Apple Whore vs PC Whores, which one are you?

Don’t forget to check out ComaSow every Wednesday from 8-9 PM!

In this episode, what was discussed included:

Leftovers
Mickey needs a dog
Tiger Woods and Celebrity Crime
Ancient Broadcasters
Zhou Zhou Scam
No Gifts for X Mas

Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving with the family and/or friends! We did. You can look at our experience at http://somacow.net/forum!

It’s Black Friday so let’s talk shopping! We can, and did also discuss:

Flickchart.com who will be joining us next Sunday. If you have questions you would like us to ask them, drop us a comment here or email us at moo@somacow.com

Nook is out of stock

What’s the craze for kids this year?

Did you get the crazes when you were young?

Did you hear about Santa? Do you/will you tell your kids about Santa?

How much would you pay for Mike Jack’s glove?

What would you pay 350k for?

What book would you spend thousands on?

Is Disney a must see or is it just a money pit?

In this hour, the Sunday crew talked about:

Thanksgiving Days here and celebrations around the world

Review of the movie UP

Twilight: New Moon breaking records and taking names

We have better sound and want to thank Tommy for that

Facial and body hair

Oprah is leaving, does anyone care?

Levi without his Levis?

Heidi Klum = the big girl? What’s up with fashion?

Next week’s movie to review-Maltese Falcon

And a special thanks for the incredibly awesome The Thankful Thanksgiving Song

In this Thanksgiving Eve episode, the guys talked about food… lots of it… and:

Thanksgiving traditions and celebrations
Perfect Forkful
T-Day Recipes
Tattoos Suck
Chris P call again Waddup with Clouds?
Kielbasa
Stuff that Bird
Non Traditional T-Day
Krystal Stuffing
Monavie Taste Test

You all have a safe and happy holiday! Share your stories and recipes here with us or at the forum!

In this hour the guys talked about:

Naked Show 500
Eyeore
Geoff Hates Corn
Oprah Quitting
Old School Nazi Transvestite Hooker TV
Morton Downey Jr
Oprah Gay (Allegedly)
Rosie Totally Gay
Tom Hanks Acts Gay
Foursquare
IKEA Maze
Chris P Ball Bustin Call
Rowan Burned

In this hour, Mickey and Ross recount the NASA tweetup they attended and the launch therein. We’d like to thank NASA for putting on the great event.

We’d like to thank Mickey and Ross for putting up live video of the tweetup and launch, also recorded for your pleasure at our ustream! They also brought us back stuff and great stories!

*We at SomaCow have snopes the story of Mr. Gorsky, but we still like it.

In this episode, the motley crew talked about:

Medical marijuana and the recent legislation

Prohibition

How did Florida end up the way it did?

What should Obama be focusing on?

How do you get your high?

Black Friday

Thanksgiving traditions

Sports and their long seasons

The UFL and their 4 teams

Food that makes you skinny

NASA tweetup

The Space Program

Twilight review

Vampires

Up to review for next week

Disney movies no longer little princess movies?

Can a princess be demure, independent, and have a prince save her?

What 3 movies would you want to see on someone’s shelf to make them  your friend?

CGI in films

Thanks to Felix from Prime Time Geek and Nos from ComaSow for joining the SomaCow crew this week!

In this hour, the guys chattered about:

Corn Maze

New Stephen King Book

New Hitchhikers Guide Book

Twitter.com/SomaCowGeoff – Real or Fake Christmas Tree?

Montine is Captain of the SomaCow Brain Bowl

Geoff Wants Traditions for Rowan

AND A Train

LifeCoaching-  Power Thru That Shit

Call From twitter.com/xanderrich

OPP – Slacker And The Man

SomaCow Challenge vs HexWarrior

ComaSowJen smarter than Geoff

Horse/Dog Racing Fix

Fishing on TV = zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

TV Poker (damn near TV Killed ‘Er)

What do you all think of the 5 days of SomaCow? Leave a comment here or let us know on our forum!

Discussing:

Smokey The Bear

Caller With Impacted Coffee Cup

At the Car Wash

prankerz

Man Moment

Scotch

Never Don’t Slash Forum- Board News + Tom Green Twitter Block + NASA Tweetup

In this hour of post-flooding, the guys welcomed Felix from Prime Time Geek into the studios. All 5 of them talked about the flooding our our brand new Studio G. Seems maybe stuff went down the drain that shouldn’t and so it didn’t like my washing machine dumping all that water so it spit it back up. The also talked about:

Mickey and Ross deserting the Sunday show for the NASA Tweetup

Insinkerator Fail

Buzz Booze Ban

JAGER BOMBS!!!!

Spiderman the Musical

First Hulk vs Third Spiderman

Energy Drinks = Pure Happy

All of Our Listeners Are Named Chris

J Bought Maxi Pads

Sun Won’t Dry Anymore

Maxi Pad Shoes

Indian Shaman Guy

Geoff hates John Cusack

2012 Preview

PMS is a Myth

New Sherlock

Britney Booed

Rambo, AVP & Other Movies Past Their Primes

The studio is almost dry, the towels are almost all washed and dried, the smell is almost not musty. Life is good.

In this hour, the crew went over:

Fair Crafts Sucking
Fair Food Rocking
Homeless at the Fair
peakarts.com
SomaCow Booth at the Fair
Studio Invites
Hockey Flu Shots
Health Care Bill
IWearYourShirt.com
Mickey wants an agent
Atlanta sucks
Pittsburgh sucks
Detroit sucks
Secret Treaty

In this, the first Sunday hour, the guys and Jamie talked about:

Vampires = Gay
Werewolves
Teenwolf Dad
Mormons
Taylor and Taylor
Shark Boy Lava Girl & Robert Rodriguez
Fed Up Kids Books
Gossip Girl
90210
Mike Jack/Pee in a jar
Rhiaanna Beatdown
Mike Vick vs Roman Polanski

If you’d like to join us live for these episodes, come see us Sunday from 10-12 AM!

In this hour the guys covered:

V Miniseries

Should kids read comics?

Orlando Sentinel Blog Contest

80s Commercials

Cure For The Run II, the planning begins!

And so much more!

In this episode the following was discussed, or at least mentioned:

Christian Chirp

Ross tests the hopper

Man Things

Soft hits radio, safe for the little ears?

Stryper

1 Ball vs 1 Arm

South Park and acting out after what you saw

Motorbikers

LifeCoaching

Fox News And J

Ale Carte TV

Hulu pay switch

JPP must fire Brian

Net Neutrality

You might wonder why there is a post today, I mean it’s Tuesday! Well, now SomaCow does 5 live hours each week so that means you get a podcast Monday through Friday, every day! So enjoy and join us live Friday 7-10 PM Eastern and Sunday 10-12 AM Eastern, or if you miss any you can get it here as usual, just more often.

In this, their 400th hour and their first in Studio G, the guys talked about:

Studio G -Thank you to Tommy, J, Mickey, Ross, Jamie, Kelly, Jeff, Xander, Felix, and Gary for all the help getting the garage into an awesome studio! If I forgot you, let me know and I’ll edit this post! :)

The Orlando Shooter

Christmas Decorations

SomaCow Trivia

Blockbuster

Congratulations to Just Bee, the October winner of Listener of the Month

SomaCow Listeners > Other Podcast Listeners

Missing beach season

2010 = New Friends for Geoff

Model Car Building

And the Big Announcement- SomaCow is now 5 days a week via podcast. If you want to listen live, Friday from 7-10 PM Eastern and now Sunday from 10-12 AM Eastern!

In this hour the guys discussed:

Quitting smoking

Not quitting smoking

Shaving

Balloon boy memes

Fur crabs

Wal-Mart caskets

ComaSow

NASA Tweetup

Geoff’s birthday

Breaking Up

Hey, we’ve got a new studio almost finished! Join us Friday live to see it and get a sneak peek at our forum.

In this hour the guys discuss:

Time Change
Our Forums
Social Media Cursing
Two Pilots Overshoot Target
Sirius
HD Radio
Classic Rock
Pandora
MySpace
Parody Songs/Movies
Hope to see you all Friday night for the live show!

In this episode the guys talked about:

Halloween and the costumes, candy, and traditions therein
Cart abandonment at the store-seems Geoff isn’t the only one who has done this
Scary movies
Scary books

Hope you all had a safe and fun Halloween! Visit our forums or join us live Friday to hear about ours.

It is halloween.

We are of celebrating.

Here are ross’s notes:

Punkins
Mister 32 Call In Re Punkin Spice Latte
Domo- Kitten Killer
7 11 Latte burns Mickey’s bowels
7 11 going downhill
Cashews is hard
Chinese pwn
Toastmasters
Toast
Sliders TV Show
America, Fuck Yeah
Words for A- Referencing a movie to prove something IRL
B- A Male Cougar

I have been up for 30 hours.  Please god, Enjoy the show.

In this hour, the focus was all on Geoff. For someone who seems to always want to be the center of attention, Geoff sure didn’t like having all these gifts and cake showered on him in honor of his 31st birthday this week. Ross brought over some espresso to give us all a pre-show pep, Mickey got Geoff some material so he can bring back the Weekly Constitutional, J got him some kind of rapist, Asian-killing, action figurine, and I got him some awesome sweatpants. I cannot wait to see him in those!

Man Things: Mickey cut his own hair, Ross’s kid preemptively fought off an intruder, Geoff shopped, and J kicked down a wall which you can see here! WARNING: Do not have cereal, spaghetti, soup, coffee, curry, or anything else that might easily splash or hurt coming up your nose as you will laugh.

In this hour, the guys recap their visit to Willow Tree for the #willowtreeup, podcasting and how it’s moving on up, and children being kidnapped.

It seems two great things came out of the Willow Tree trip. If you are wishing you could join us for these trips, make sure to follow us on twitter! Also, we try to talk about them on the forum which you can get to here. So those two great things? It seems J and Mickey found a Denny’s that had you “sing for your supper”. Geoff and I got any gaseous toxins out of our system in the safety of our home. Yeah, that’s the way we’ll look at it. At least we hit 3 of the 4 tastes of the tongue.

The guys also discuss how podcasting is changing, in a good way. Stitcher radio has taken on SomaCow as a podcast and those of us who have chosen to try it out have really enjoyed it! Try it and let us know? Stitcher radio is an app for most phones where you can get SomaCow and listen right there on your phone without having to do tons of steps.

The guys also talked about a sad story that is not only local but worldwide, Microsoft Windows 7 children being kidnapped and killed. A little girl was taken and found dead in a landfill a few days later and we are not the only state, unfortunately, where it seems like these stories are popping up more and more. The guys have their theory on the problem here…

Come join us on the forum and talk with us between shows! We have some great topics going on over there.

In this hour, the guys talked about tweetups (I bet you’ll hear some live Friday night about the one we just had… a litre of Kosteritzer oh yeah), carving pumpkins, and secret societies.

Are you in a secret society? Should the guys of SomaCow join one or start their own?

Want to join our pumpkin carving competition? Check out our forum for details and fast!

Hope to see you all in the live chatroom at ustream!

In this hour, the guys discuss our new studio which is almost done! You can follow the transformation here, on our forum. They also discuss if SomaCow is a podcast (hence the ? up there, see it?) or not. I mean they do put the show up for podcast, but are they “a podcast”?

They also discussed Halloween costumes for kids and adults. What are you going to be? When do you start dressing up the kids and taking them around and as what? And is our children learning getting fried by TV?

Hey, if you have the availability on your phone, get the Stitcher App (it’s free) as SomaCow is now on it!

Stitcher allows you to listen to your favorite shows directly from your BlackBerry, iPhone and Palm Pre, and it’s free.

In this hour, the guys had to talk about the balloon boy and all that drama including the media drama around it. They also discussed a story Geoff found about a Louisiana  judge refusing to marry an interracial couple. He was worried about potential children, after all he had black people in his house and let them use his bathroom…

We also recapped the sushi tweetup and talked about this week’s upcoming tweetup at Willow Tree on Thursday. Join us!

And check out our forums here. We talk things SomaCow and not. Many other podcasts from around the country, nay, the world also have forums there!

In this hour, again their finest, the guys talk about vaccines, specifically the H1N1. Are you getting it? Will you give it to your children? This week we talked to our pediatrician and maybe Geoff will update you Friday during the live show with what he said.

I’m so full right now. We went to @SeitoSushi with a bunch of twitter folk. If you have twitter, click all of these to follow! It was great seeing and eating with: @bananakin, @somacow, @orlandojamie, @shaanx, @valerieware, @peglegpug, @sirkyle, @terrorandlove, @elross, @mrselross, @evanzan, @iamgonzilla, @nos48too, and of course all the awesome children :). If you want to follow me I’m @comasowjen. Other people were there but they can comment the blog and let us know.

If you missed this week, join us next week at Willow Tree!

In this hour, the guys welcome back J with folded arms. Geoff was happy though, his return delayed the man segment where Geoff admitted, very manlyly, that he forgot our anniversary. Yep. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, I said he didn’t forget our anniversary, he just forgot it was the 8th that morning.

Mickey gave his life coaching segment which he ironicallly disregarded at the end of it himself!

They also talked about some upcoming tweetups. There’s the Bombtoberfest this Thursday and then back to Willow Tree next Thursday! Want to come along? Follow Geoff, Mickey, Ross, or myself on twitter. I’d say to follow J but he never knows what’s going on.

In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn’t come in. Seems very odd to me… wonder how it will turn out?

Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, there was a tattoo parlor! My first thought was that this was just silly but I bet mall space rental is at its cheapest compared to other space with the economy the way it is. Still, tattoo parlors seem to be by drinking establishments or in flea markets, at least around here. Do you have any tattoos? Would you get one? Will Ross get one to show his love for the Cow?

Among other great things like a call from Wes Heath from a BOAT (mother f’er), the guys also talked about The Office 1 hour special wedding episode and advertising, especially with photoshop.

Tune in Wednesday for the podcast to see how the J issue is resolved!

It’s our anniversary, I had some Polish beers that were very good.

Chrispy won Listener of the Month which means soon we’ll get him some Pennsylaware shirt!

Check out chrispy’s blog, OK?

Sweet.

In this hour, we got a call in from listener Chrispy and he gave the run down of his um, run! He and Ross had this big challenge re who could do a 5k faster.

Carter also called in and updated us on his cross country trek. He was in Austin this time. I’ve heard such great things about that town.

And we gave Ross some belated birthday gifts. He would have gotten them on his birthday if he had answered his phone but I guess that race we talked about above wiped him out.

And our very own Just Bee/Grill Momma called in and sang an awesome rendition of a birthday song! You have to listen! I’m hoping we get a transcript of the lyrics!

In this, their first hour, the guys covered the Letterman debacle, the Roman Polanski debacle, and Alaska.

So Letterman, 2-prong situation here. 1) He was getting blackmailed. 2) He had sex with woman who were underneath him. He was the boss, they were the employees. So was he wrong?

So Polanski, 2-prong situation here. 1) He had a shitty life and probably has many mental problems from it. 2) He had sex with a girl who was younger than him and she doesn’t want to press charges. So should we?

So Alaska, 2-prong situation here. 1) They gave us Northern Exposure. 2) They gave us Sarah Palin and her book. Do we blame Alaska? Or Canada?

Radio. Ever since the video, it has been dying. Maybe video didn’t kill radio or its stars, but it sure started the downfall.

In this, their finest hour, the guys discuss radio yesterday, radio today, and radio tomorrow. Will HD save terrestrial radio? Will internet radio kill it?

Oh, and J read a newspaper. He thought that would be manly or youthful but doesn’t he realize now he looks even more old? I mean who reads the newspaper anymore?

Hey kids!  The “Happiest Song Ever Challenge” is back in full effect.

During this episode I (mickey) submitted that the theme from Sanford and Son was just an oozing bucket of happy.  My god daughter learned her first dance to this song and she smiles brightly every time the song is on.  Not to mention, when this song is played, it turns a MENSA meeting into a retarded hoe-down.

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Prove me wrong!

What do you say when you are describing a boil filled with pus?

Drudge is an idiot.

Would you go back to being a 13 year old, taking with you the knowledge that you have now?

After the debacle of Geoff spilling his water on the board (at least it wasn’t the coffee, that would have pissed Geoff off royally!), the guys talked about bonding. We made the first step making Geoff’s Butt for the guys before the show, and the rest of the crew went out on a school night to a gathering at Willow Tree. There they drank with JPP’s Gary at the helm of the bar, and bonded with the boot and some polka music.

Nothing like a good couple drinks, some good food, and music to bond up some men…or a game of Euchre. Geoff, Mickey, Jamie and I all started playing Euchre together. We’ve gone a week without and I’m jonesing! I’m so addicted to that game. I don’t know what it is but for some reason games, especially card games, tickle my inner addict.

Join our forum here and tell us what you like to play, do, drink, or just vent.

This hour was full of excitement as the guys prepared for all the new shows starting up their seasons this week: House, Heroes, Scrubs. What’s your favorite? I know that Geoff and I have this thing of watching our shows together and since he is out of town, there are some shows just sitting and waiting for us to enjoy them! I can’t wait to see where House goes and I’m sure Heroes will not disappoint. Geoff is sure he saw Burke in the previews for Grey’s Anatomy. Ooh…

Speaking of new, it seems there are some exciting movies coming out. Geoff is looking forward to Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs. I never read the book but it was one of his favorites. I’m looking forward to another children’s book turned movie, Where The Wild Things Are. It looks awesome.

Life Coaching and Never Don’t Say Forum were both squished into this episode, much to the chagrin of the late RSilva.

Thanks to ChrisP for the big package! Wawa is much appreciated. We will accept the Tastykakes if necessary.

Geoff went to the movies this week, the first time since before Rowan was born! He saw Inglorious Basterds, most of it at least. It isn’t that he missed the movie because of the subtitles, no, he decided to show someone else in the theatre who the true bastard was!

Speaking of subtitles, what is the hang up with them? OK, on the big screen it might be hard to take it all in if you are in the first row, but normally your eyes should be able to take in a whole screen and some of the things around it! Otherwise, please get your eyes checked as you are missing some peripheral vision.

I prefer subtitles way over dubbing. If you ever want to see what I mean, play subtitles with the dubbing and you’ll see what you’re missing.

So between movies, the movie Inglorious Basterds, and douches in the Basterds’ theatre, the guys put out yet another great hour of SomaCow!

On the main page of the site, check out OPP (Other People’s Podcasts) and Orlando Podcasts, there’s some good shit there.

In this hour, we discuss the fact that I got taken, and we take a call from Chrisp, and we stumbled upon a new craze: GodBlocking.

Please let me know of any suggestions you have regarding the GodBlock Initiative. I am really looking forward to it!

I was excited to use my free money at Polonia Polish restaurant, but it seems the Germans have yet AGAIN ruined everything. Damn near half of Orlando, and thus, our show, is out at The Willow Tree Cafe right now, getting schnockered on schnapps and schnarfing down schnitzel. It’s a beautiful thing.

Tune in, as always, live on Fridays at 7pm eastern in the Ustream chat – It’s more fun than buying crap you don’t need off the net!

This is the 500th post to this blog.

This episode, the guys talked a lot about sucking.

First, the sucking of vampires and the novels based on them.

Secondly, the fact that TV sucks.

Thirdly, the guys suck at doing a man thing. In fact, they suck so much that Geoff offered 100 points to anyone who can beat his man thing next week…

Also included in this episode, Geoff sits down and has a chat with Michael Galanes, host of “Little Miss Perfect“.

Thank you all for joining us live and/or downloading the podcast. We appreciate the love and support. Join us at our forum and talk with us!

The SweetUp has now occured and I think Geoff is still feeling the effects of all that sugar! Or maybe it was the twice-over late night Euchre playing with Mickey? Either way, I’m writing up the blog and thinking of the nice bag of candy corn from Peglegpug waiting for me to finish.

It was neat and thanks to Peglegpug for setting it up and Winter Park Photography/Wedding Chapel for hosting it! The place looks great and if you know someone wanting to have a beautiful affordable wedding, get in touch with them! They did the photos for our Cure for the Run and they are awesome people.

So besides the recap of food, the guys talked about…oh, more food.

The ever debated, never decided, pie vs cake. Which is better? Also, Mickey insisted that cupcakes aren’t cakes. I think they are mini-cakes so therefore, cake! What do you think?

Friday was September 11th. I have to admit that Geoff is not alone in forgetting what day it was. We both had no reason to check to date or watch anything but PBS. Is it just another day now? I mean not that we forget what happened but, just like so many other tragedies, life goes on, right?

Check out the forum this week for many things discussed in this episode like: meatloaf, ketchup or not?; board game truths; and a vote on if you would want more SomaCow in your life!

In this hour, we talk about candy.
A whole freaking lot.

I am sort of embarrassed how much we talked about candy.

See you on Friday in the Ustream!

In this hour, the guys talked about getting screwed over by a company. Have you been told something and then come to find out later it’s wrong? I mean this is more than just poor customer service, we are talking about selling an item under false pretenses.

Is it manly to call and bitch to someone about your issue? How high up the ladder have you gone?

Speaking of manly things, Ross walked, J lit, Mickey worked, and Geoff fired the man thing after that.

Geoff also shared what he has learned in life via Monopoly. What life skills have you learned from Monopoly? And conversely, what games have taught you lessons? Join us at our forum and participate in this exact conversation!

In this hour, we discussed Hans being poked with hypodermics, we proved why our show does not talk about sports, and we made veiled references to insidey joke bullcrap that has no place in our show, yet we keep succumbing to because we are unprofessional.

I want a lot for this show. I want me to quit smoking, or quit talking about it. I want J to stay awake through an entire episode. I want Mickey to get through an entire hour without telling me about Pittsburgh, Steel Reserve, and everything that has happened since the Earth cooled. I want Ross to breathe when he speaks. I want J to breathe less when he speaks. I really, really want one day to have a caller call in to discuss an actual topic, instead of some garbled remote transmission that either came from a cathedral, or inside of Twitter.

More than anything, I just want to keep doing what we do. Filling your head with it. Thanks for listening!

In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about food, the internet, and TV… It’s much more than it sounds, trust me.

It’s that time of year again, kids go back to school, seasonal places start shutting down, and Geoff goes out of town a lot.

It’s usually good work, him being out of town. It just is hard being in a new place. At first glance, it looks like your choices for food are Taco Bell, Some Fancy Shmancy joint, and another Taco Bell. Even with the apps used between the two iPhones on the trip, it’s not always easy to find a good place to eat.

But leave it to Geoff to be resourceful and find some damn good food when he was out of town! If you don’t already, follow his twitter so you can make sure and not miss out on the many pics from his trips. This time he found a seafood looking sailboat and wood plank filled diner that served an awesome looking breakfast. And for dinner, he found a Cuban place that sold Ox Tail! He got it, of course. I was instantly curious, morbidly so, but could not find a local place that serves this. Gotta get his resources!

So has your mom joined facebook? Mine has. So far it’s been ok but I don’t think about her being on there and who knows what I might say one day. She found out Rowan took her first steps on FB, oops. Then again, I don’t have to email her pics separately anymore at least.

And finally, a sad farewell to a beloved show, Reading Rainbow. They have not kept the contract for the upcoming year. I did find out, though, that we have 2 PBS stations while looking for Reading Rainbow here.

But the real issue for me was when I saw them say that the focus is no longer on getting kids to enjoy to read but just how to read. Why can’t we do both? Seriously, all great to know how to read but if you don’t love it you’ll never use it! Whereas if you LOVE to read, you’ll figure out how sooner or later! And maybe it is time for a new show but to hear that the “focus” for children’s TV has switched? Not enlarged, not encompassed, but switched? I mean we have 80 bajillion channels, hell I have 2 PBS stations not including the Noggins or whatever they are! I think there’s room for both in our lives.

Hey! We’re done with the run. Look up there ^. See that? That is a podcast. Press the play button, and listen. It’s that easy.

In this hour, we discussed J’s sudden utilization of 20th century technology, we talked up a good man segment, and we took a call from Carter, who has a cool deal going on over on his blog.

If you were doing it, where would you go, and why?

I’d have to hit it up as a food tour. New York for Bagels, Philly for Cheesesteaks, Tennessee for Whiskey, Charleston for Tide Food, Bawston for Seafood, Alaska for Crabfood, Vegas for Buffets, San Fran for Takeout, St Louis for Barbecue, Georgia for Barbecue, Texas for… Nevermind, I would never willingly set foot in that godforsaken mess. The point is, I am envious of Carter, for seeing an opportunity, and running with it. I hope he has a hell of a time, and gets some good talk fodder. Maybe we can look forward to some updates over the next few weeks.

Meantime, J is terrifying us all. He has a phone that can access email, he posted on Twitter, he has a Facebook, and I can only say that this must signify  that all of those mediums are as dead as disco. Shame, I was enjoying Twitter, at least.

We’re happy to be back to what we love, talking with you. Feel free to swing by our forums, and check out the studio build as it plugs along! I need to go pick out some carpet. Thanks!

In this hour, we recap our Cure for the Run with in-studio guest Greg Rollett from Rock for Hunger.

We all reminisce about the best parts of the Run and how it went. We presented Greg  with a check for the monies raise, over $3300.00! I hope that they are able to put it to good use and we look forward to working with them in the future!

Speaking of the future, Rock for Hunger has their big Fest in October, plan on joining us there!

It’s been a while since I’ve picked on Ross for notes, but since this episode resolves around Georgia, SoundGuy, and Wes Heath, I’ll take some time to digress.

So I open up the notes and from Ross it says “Jen, 30 mins in, I have no chair and just found a pen, sorry. Here’s what I remember”. So in the 5 minutes between episode 368 and 369 you lost a pen and then it took you 30 minutes to find one? And, on top of it all, you broke my priceless souvenir that was handmade by some poor Charlestonian??? You!

Nah, I’m not that mad actually. You helped me out too much for the run so your Karma is like way through the roof.

So the reason Ross didn’t have a chair (and therefore, obviously, couldn’t find a pen), was because listeners Soundguy and Wes Heath joined the guys in studio. Soundguy came down for the Cure for the Run. He should have gotten the “I came the farthest” award, if we had one. During the preparation for the run, Soundguy said he had a great musician that could play if we wanted. Well, we wanted and needed and boy am I glad! During this episode you will hear Wes play. You can check out some of his old stuff on his myspace. He promises another is coming soon and we’ll review it on ComaSow ASAP.

So the boys, all 6 of them, talked about Georgia vs Florida (the states, not the teams), restaurants, and liquor. Not to mention, great music.

Hi all, it’s Jen. I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of you who supported our Cure fo no wait, I promised I’d drop the topic until Friday’s live show. So episode 368!

So in the next couple weeks, one of my jobs is on vacation so I find myself with some extra time possibly. In my head, I already have a list of things around the house I want to do to catch up on things. Get the rooms cleaned up and organized, start cleaning out The Martini Room to make the move to Studio G easier, go swimming… but I have to admit it helps when I have someone else here with me (mom!) to get me all pumped. Otherwise the swimming wins out.

After I had Rowan, I found myself looking for non-court room drama television. I searched around the home improvement channels and stumbled about and saw my girl, Niecy Nash from Reno 911 with a big flower in her hair. I thought maybe they were doing something to her home but lo and behold she was the host of a show! Clean House is all about getting stuff out of a couple rooms, selling it, and then using that money to renovate. I loved it and watched it every day.

I have to admit, I was a little surprised when I heard the guys talking about it in this episode. Who knew they watched such girly shows! Oh, wait… OK, so I wasn’t that surprised.

They also talked about neighbor’s garage sales. Do you go buy your neighbor’s stuff? We had neighbors that, no joke, had a garage sale every weekend for at least 2 months. I finally went over and bought a stop light for Geoff and a DVD for me. Thought it was the neighborly thing to do. But, having hosted a few garage sales myself, sometimes you put crap out there and I’d hate to see my friends buy crap.

Then the guys went onto a little more manly topic, comics. Oh wait, this is not those kind of comics like Gary and Felix talk about on their shows. This is more like the strips in the paper. Eh, still manlier. Have you seen the Garfield minus Garfield comics on the interwebs? Check it out if not, they are pretty damn funny… Crap, found myself looking at them! Back to the task at hand.

So speaking of comics, Geoff and Mickey are pretty big Calvin & Hobbes fans, both of them owning the huge collection book that can break a toe or hold down your roof during a hurricane. But what is up with the Calvin pissing decals on trucks. Sure, they’ve been around for a while, but where did they start and why do people still have them? When did Calvin go around pissing on things?

Moving into a more manly topic, mainly the Maawwoooawwn segment (oh, I see what they’re doing here, start off fem and move on up), Geoff shook hands with a black man and together they helped a woman in distress. I sat in the car and ate my Steak n Shake.

I’m going to have to go back and listen to the episode myself as I don’t recall what the other guy/man/dudes did this week. Check it out!

And while I’m at it, join me live tonight for ComaSow! (assuming you are reading this on the day it is posted). Hey, it’s a perk of writing the blog, right?