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Past Shows
Podcast
- SomaCow 466: Put On Your Red Dress
- SomaCow 465: Twelve Dollars
- SomaCow 464: Jump Jim Crowbot
- SomaCow 463: A Little History
- SomaCow 462: Thai Digress
- SomaCow 461: Olive It
- SomaCow 460: Come Warm Up My Bed
- SomaCow 459: Flaming Balls Are A No No
- SomaCow 458: Mow This
- SomaCow 457: Mind The Balls
- SomaCow 456: Cars Are The BOMB
- SomaCow 455: We Got The Cat Food
- SomaCow 454: Prevent Poopy Fingers
- SomaCow 453: Let us LARP
- SomaCow 452: Give Me More States
- SomaCow 451: Fair In Height
- SomaCow 450: Nice and Easy
- SomaCow 449: Take Me Out To The Dump
- SomaCow 448: Michael Jackson IS Dead
- SomaCow 447: The Criss Cross Game
- SomaCow 446: My Hard Drive Asplode
- SomaCow 445: Sue She Si
- SomaCow 444: Speaking Of Penis Rush Limbaugh
- SomaCow 443: Swat Me I Will Shoot You
- SomaCow 442: Fighting for Peace
- SomaCow 441: Haggle Me
- SomaCow 440: Old Acquaintance Forgotten
- SomaCow 439: Twenty Ten
- SomaCow 438: If Auld Lang Syne Meant Something
- SomaCow 437: In The Christmas Spirits
- SomaCow 436: Sin City Silliness
- SomaCow 435: One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer One Eggnog One Wassail
- SomaCow 434: Yes We Know It Is Christmas Time et al
- SomaCow 433: In It To Win It
- SomaCow 432: Gotta Love Fleas
- SomaCow 431: Mark Your Territory
- SomaCow 430: Put The Lid Down
- SomaCow 429: Let Us QuitOW
- SomaCow 428: Good Eats Drinks and Merriness
- SomaCow 427: Kazoo It
- SomaCow 426: NogGone Good
- SomaCow 425: Baby Faced
- SomaCow 424: A Whole Lot Of Faliciousness
- SomaCow 423: Falling Into The Abyss
- SomaCow 422: We Got A Tree
- SomaCow 421: Peas Please
- SomaCow 420: Take It Off T1
- SomaCow 419: What Is Your Favorite
- SomaCow 418: Final Zelda the Hedgehog
- SomaCow 417: Who Do You Love
- SomaCow 416: Apples and Oranges
- SomaCow 415: A Puppy For Mickey
- SomaCow 414: Ready Set Shop
- SomaCow 412: Stuff It
- SomaCow 411: Burn Baby Burn
- SomaCow 410: NASA Good Luck Mr. Gorsky
- SomaCow 413: Happy Labor Independence Saint Eastern Turkey Day
- SomaCow 409: I Have A Prescription
- SomaCow 408: Princess Independent
- SomaCow 407: The Indians Called It Labyrinth
- SomaCow 406: Missing A The
- SomaCow 405: Oh So Wet
- SomaCow 404: Going To The Fair
- SomaCow 403: Mormons Werewolves and Pee oh my
- SomaCow 402: Anything But DC
- SomaCow 401: Neuterality
- SomaCow 400: We Did It We Did It
- SomaCow 399: Not Quite Yet
- SomaCow 398: Siriusly
- SomaCow 397: Abanadon Your Cart Here All Who Dare
- Somacow 396: Scrubbing Bubbles
- SomaCow 395: G-Creature
- SomaCow 394: The Four Tastes of the Tongue
- SomaCow 393: Shhhh It Is A Secret
- SomaCow 392: What Are You Supposed To Be
- SomaCow 391: On a Loon
- SomaCow 390: Innoculate On Wood
- SomaCow 389: Addiversary
- SomaCow 388: J Is Being Put On A Boat
- SomaCow 387: Where The Hell Does Chrisp Live Anyway
- SomaCow 386: Running The Good Race
- SomaCow 385: Which Side Are You On
- SomaCow 384: The Radio Star Is Still Dead
- SomaCow 383: Buh Buh Buh Duh
- SomaCow 382: Drudge Jedd
- SomaCow 381:Eat Drink and Play Euchre
- SomaCow 380: A Big Package
- SomaCow 379: A Douche With The Basterds
- SomaCow 378: Kewpins
- SomaCow 377: Everything Sucks
- SomaCow 376: Pie Or Cake
- SomaCow 375: Sweet Talk
- SomaCow 374: Read The Fine Print
- SomaCow 373: Pipe Dreams
- SomaCow 372: End Of The Rainbow
- SomaCow 371: Back to Work
- SomaCow 370: Cure For The Run
- SomaCow 369: Excuses Excuses
- SomaCow 368: Getting Manlier As They Go
- SomaCow 367: Is It Over
- SomaCow 366: I Always Feel Like…
- SomaCow 365: Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are
- SomaCow 364: Lechedores
- SomaCow 363: Geocaching and Connery
- SomaCow 362: Wurst Man
- SomaCow 361: U Fo Crazy!
- SomaCow 360: TA, BE
- SomaCow 359: Hat Trick
- SomaCow 358: We Tweeted That
- SomaCow 356: They Are Not Men They Are SomaCow
- SomaCow 355: Sex’ed
- SomaCow 354: Tube
- SomaCow 353: Vagan
- SomaCow 352: Beach and Moan
- SomaCow 351: Beware of the Blog
- SomaCow 350: Cakes and Wine
- SomaCow 349: The Channel Project
- SomaCow 348: On Dating, and Nipples
- SomaCow 347: The Old Grey Parks They Aint What They Used To Be
- SomaCow 346: Snakes and Shakes
- SomaCow 345: The Great Question
- SomaCow 344: Cheats and Codes
- SomaCow 343: Ignorant
- SomaCow 341: Damn Yankees Are Good People
- SomaCow 340: My Baby Daddy
- SomaCow 339: All I Want For Mickmas…
- SomaCow 338: A Tiny One
- SomaCow 337: Shooting
- SomaCow 336: Scheduling
- SomaCow 335: Gotta Run
- SomaCow 334: Vendonutta
- SomaCow 333: As Funny As APPle Pie
- SomaCow 332: Mint
- SomaCow 331: Schport
- SomaCow 330: Dane of the Dead
- SomaCow 329: I Think I Have Glaucoma In My Eye
- SomaCow 328: Make It Shallow
- SomaCow 327: Ignition
- SomaCow 326: What Flavor Is That
- SomaCow 325: Spherical But Quite Pointy
- SomaCow 324: The Champion
- SomaCow 323: Looking for Shells
- SomaCow 322: The Dom, The Con, AdamandEve.com
- SomaCow 321: Caveat Fatty
- SomaCow 320: Con Versation
- SomaCow 319: Bang And Whimper
- SomaCow 318: Give Me Some More Of That Hooch
- SomaCow 317: Three Point One Four etc.
- SomaCow 316: Fine Slew
- SomaCow 315: Animandate
- SomaCow 314: Mish Mosh, Pish What?
- SomaCow 313: Wizened Himer
- SomaCow 312: Betty vs Veronica
- SomaCow 311: Domo Arrrrrigato Me Sessy Roboto
- SomaCow 310: Fat Girls Are The Huggiest
- SomaCow 309: Calf Call
- SomaCow 308: Listener Invasion
- SomaCow 307: sTragedy
- SomaCow 305: Nestled Credit Crunch
- SomaCow 304: What Else Should We Be?
- SomaCow 303: Pointed
- SomaCow 302: Are We Men?
- SomaCow 301: B4D
- SomaCow 300: Episode 300
- SomaCow 299: Coleslaw Crisis
- SomaCow 298: iSpeak English
- SomaCow 297: Fanatical
- SomaCow 296: Prepare For The SomaCowlypse
- SomaCow 295: Feedbackbiting
- SomaCow 294: KawLiga
- SomaCow 293: Wait, where is our producer?
- SomaCow 292: An Unfortunate Series of Eatvents
- SomaCow 291: A Separate Peace
- SomaCow 290: Ought to Be Brought to You By
- SomaCow 289: Twarnival
- SomaCow 288: Damnit, I Lost R2
- SomaCow 287: Vulgar Jorts
- SomaCow 286: Retweeted
- SomaCow 285: Tweet and Tour
- SomaCow 284: Love Cleavage
- SomaCow 283: Mixed Nuts
- SomaCow 282: Podcasting Is Dead
- SomaCow 281: Sharing Time
- SomaCow 280: Six Rings and a Plague
- SomaCow 279: Burn the Bunny
- SomaCow 278: Nothing Like Sharing Some Germs
- SomaCow 277: Augered
- SomaCow 276: Vegas, Schmegas
- SomaCow 275: Bohtrahd, revisited
- SomaCow 274: We Have Shows
- SomaCow 273: Jumpin’ J’s Hoes is Phat
- SomaCow 272: Old McGeoffy Had a Farm
- SomaCow 271: Felix the Catalyst
- SomaCow 270: Teaching ‘em Young
- SomaCow 269: But Dad, I’m Jesus Christ
- SomaCow 268: We Twa Hay Rin Aboot the Braes
- SomaCow 267: It’s 2009!
- SomaCow 266: News Noose
- SomaCow 265: Presents
- SomaCow 264: The Day After
- SomaCow 263: Oh Holy Shirt… Er… Night
- SomaCow 262: A Moment of Silence
- SomaCow 261: The Gift of the Sausagi
- SomaCow 260: Knock Knock
- SomaCow 259: It’s Me!
- SomaCow 258: BaCon?
- SomaCow 257: In House
- SomaCow 256: TCTHINLD,BRAWFNWTSOTL
- SomaCow 255: The Liverlilied Nutbear Man
- SomaCow 254: It’s Beginning To Look…
- SomaCow 253: Leftovers
- SomaCow 252: Kickstart My Heart
- SomaCow 250: A Safe Place
- SomaCow 249: SomaCow SuperCade!
- SomaCow 248: SynSowSay?
- SomaCow 247: Your Men, Friday
- SomaCow 246: Rock For Hunger
- SomaCow 245: Ross Did It
- SomaCow 244: Bloodhound, Barack, and Boobs
- SomaCow 243: Who’s Got Talent?
- SomaCow 242: One Way, or Another
- SomaCow 241: And A Side of Bacon
- SomaCow 240: It’s Spooooooky
- SomaCow 238: The OPECalypse
- SomaCow 237: We Won!
- SomaCow 236: And Everything After…
- SomaCow 235: Rest In Peace
- SomaCow 234: We Can’t Rewind We’ve Gone Too Far
- SomaCow 232: Siriusly, Let’s Do This
- SomaCow 231: Post A Pock A Lips
- SomaCow 229: Disarmed Bandit
- SomaCow 228: A Reading Rainbow of TMI
- SomaCow 227: Foul Wind
- SomaCow 225: Chickety China, the Chinese MilARGHGAGARGH
- SomaCow 224: Classic
- SomaCow 223: Fidouchery
- SomaCow 222: That’s A Lot of Twos!
- SomaCow 221: Pokin’ at Ya, Pokin’ at Ya
- SomaCow 220: All Wet
- SomaCow 219: Movin’ On Out
- SomaCow 217: Hot Butt On Issues
- SomaCow 216: Ode d’ Randall
- SomaCow 215: Kids These Days…
- SomaCow 214: Mmm… Sashes
- SomaCow 213: Gayest Show on Earth
- SomaCow 212: I Can’t Take It Anymore
- SomaCow 211: Fay Victis!
- SomaCow 210: Madness?
- SomaCow 209: Sad Palm Trees
- SomaCow 207: Morp
- SomaCow 206: M, I, C
- SomaCow 205: WTF is WTF?
- SomaCow 204: So Who Was On The Phone?
- SomaCow 203: MaJick Kingdom
- SomaCow 202: Of Birds, Bees, and T-Cells
- SomaCow 201: The Incident
- SomaCow 200: Refired
- SomaCow 199: Sorry, Sir, but the Monkey has Spoken.
- SomaCow 198: Blow Job
- SomaCow 197: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
- SomaCow 196: Saigonites
- SomaCow 195: One Drop
- SomaCow 194: Say Wha
- SomaCow 193: Shorn
- SomaCow 192: Carr to Alms
- SomaCow 191: GTFO
- SomaCow 190: Oooh! Ahhhh!
- SomaCow 189: Dancing Queen
- SomaCow 188: You Know You’re a Redneck, Floridian, Idiot, LARPer, Racist, Bumaphobe If…
- SomaCow 187: We Murder Science
- SomaCow 186: Deracistfied
- SomaCow 185: Of Pandas, Emu Legs, and Mickmas
- SomaCow 184: Cover Your Mouth
- SomaCow 183: The War On Commission
- SomaCow 181: Wanna Go-Onna Bohtrahd?
- SomaCow 180: Too Close for Comfort
- SomaCow 179: Cheap Gas Here, Now
- SomaCow 178: My Dearest Nick, You Got PUNKd
- SomaCow 176: The Mick and the Motorcycle
- SomaCow 175: Boom-De-Yada
- SomaCow 174: We’re Gonna Get Ourselves Organized
- SomaCow 173: Hate the Pumper, Not the Pump
- SomaCow 172: Podcasting from the Oblivion
- SomaCow 171: The Perfect FastBreak
- SomaCow 170: Here! Have a SAD
- SomaCow 169: A Spooky Situation
- SomaCow 168: Douche Ex Machina
- SomaCow 167: Did You Bring Enough For Everyone, Ma’am?
- SomaCow 166: Mom, Meat, and the Magic
- SomaCow 165: Dinner The Eater
- SomaCow 164: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Mickey
- SomaCow 163: No More Caffeine for Mickey
- SomaCow 162: See You Soon, Id. Id.
- SomaCow 161: Endust
- SomaCow 160: Four Eyes Are Better Than Your Mom
- SomaCow 159: Jackass Junction
- SomaCow 157: J, J, and J – Plus, also, J.
- SomaCow 158: Fifty-Two Pick Up
- SomaCow 156: Uncle Ray Touched Me
- SomaCow 155: You Neveh Carr
- SomaCow 154: Why Isn’t This Catfight Hot?
- SomaCow 153: Quentin’s Dirty Little Fetish
- SomaCow 152: UnCommonLaw
- SomaCow 151: Consider the Gun Pried
- SomaCow 150: Brick Wall and Mortar
- SomaCow 149: Boomtown Fell Down
- SomaCow 148: No Shoelaces for You, Blockbuster
- SomaCow 147: Manifest Destiny’s Child
- SomaCow 146: How To Enjoy a Baseball Game
- SomaCow 145: Eat Sir, Monday
- SomaCow 144: Palpable Palpatine
- SomaCow 143: Ich Liebe Dew
- SomaCow 142: Blah Blah Blarney
- SomaCow 141: Shameful
- SomaCow 140: IKEAd, IKEAd!
- SomaCow 139: The Aftermath
- SomaCow 138: Enjoy Your Spaghetti…
- SomaCow 137: Reach Out and iTouch Somebody
- SomaCow 136: Carne Assaulted
- SomaCow 135: Cannibals!
- SomaCow 134: What Do You Call A…
- SomaCow 133: SEIZE the Fat One!!!
- SomaCow 131: For teh WIN!
- SomaCow 132: WHAT… Is Your Quest?
- SomaCow 130: A Farewell to Harm
- SomaCow 129: Never Forget
- SomaCow 128: Eat Up, Fatty!
- SomaCow 127: So Retarded It’s Gay!
- SomaCow 126: We Don’t Need No Water
- SomaCow 125: Welcome to Primetime, B!7CH
- SomaCow 124: I DO Believe in Spooks, I Do, I Do, I Do
- SomaCow 123: The Crockpot of Freedom
- SomaCow 122: Now EVERYONE Will Be Amputating Their Legs!
- SomaCow 121: The New Hotness
- SomaCow 120: Me Bake You Pay, Roundeye
- SomaCow 119: Even If It’s Wearing Big Funny Shoes…
- SomaCow 118: The Cassandra Complex
- SomaCow 117: If I, Could Save Time, In a Bottle
- SomaCow 116: There’s a Meth Id to My Madness
- SomaCow 115: Lemme Hold a Dollah, White Bread
- SomaCow 114: Get Your Fiddle, Nero!
- SomaCow 113: Shuffle the @&*# Up!
- SomaCow 111: That Poor Horse
- SomaCow 110: Goodbye, 2007…
- SomaCow 109: I’ve Had My Fun…
- SomaCow 108: Low-Cals Only
- SomaCow 107: Do Not Be A Three Five One
- SomaCow 106: Three Wide Men
- SomaCow 105: Cheddar Biscuits
- SomaCow 104: Here’s to My Hell. Th.
- SomaCow 103: Ok, I Love You, Goodbye
- SomaCow 102: Renounce, Resist, Rebel, Revolt
- SomaCow 101: Put My Name On The Card
- SomaCow 100: Coming Up; A Look Back
- SomaCow 99: Say Goodbye to Double Digits
- SomaCow 98: Big Packages Equal Disappointment
- SomaCow 97: Of Human Badinage
- SomaCow 96: Oh! Tanning Bum!
- SomaCow 95: What the Hell Is Up Your Bonnet?
- SomaCow 94: Bippity Boppity Moo
- SomaCow 93: The Leg Drop of Black Friday
- SomaCow 92: Thank YOU
- SomaCow 91: Should Have Taken Warning…
- SomaCow 90: AOL? LOL!
- SomaCow 89: LOL Cool J
- SomaCow 88: Thank You to the Troops
- SomaCow 87: Oh, Dennis!
- SomaCow 86: Pittsbourgeios
- SomaCow 85: Anybody want my octopus thingy?
- SomaCow 84: Milk=Poison?
- SomaCow 83: Happiness is a Full Sack
- SomaCow 82: The Incredible Bulk
- SomaCow 81: Pig go whee
- SomaCow 80: Vote Your Cockles
- SomaCow 79: Boobs Drop the Bomb Ball
- SomaCow 78: Looks Like We Got Ourselves a Convoy
- SomaCow 77 – The Running of the Boobs
- SomaCow 76: A Very Slippery Slope
- SomaCow 75: Bee Strong
- SomaCow 74: Download Strong
- SomaCow 73: Oh No, Be Strong
- SomaCow 72: Cougars and the 100
- SomaCow 71: A Black Pussy Over the Shoulder Saves Nine…
- SomaCow 70: I Propagate a Baby!
- SomaCow 69: Screwed
- SomaCow 68: Slumbar Support
- SomaCow 67: Not So Short Round
- SomaCow 66: Here’s Your Gasmask, Timmy
- SomaCow 65: Why The World Needs Prostitutes
- SomaCow 64: We Were Robbed
- SomaCow 63: Leave the Ring, Take the Showtunes
- SomaCow 62: Boobs Not Bombs
- SomaCow 61: The War on Druggists
- SomaCow 60: Rest In Pasta
- SomaCow 59: Eastbound and Down, Mang
- SomaCow 58: La, La… Laborious
- SomaCow 57: Salad, Hold The Muffin
- SomaCow 56: What a Ray Crock
- SomaCow 55: Suchas
- SomaCow 54: Eatertainment at its Finest
- SomaCow 53: Get Thick or Die Trying
- SomaCow 52: Don’t Eat That!
- SomaCow 51: J Has The Grumblypants
- SomaCow 50: Why China, Mexico, and San Francisco Hate Freedom
- SomaCow 49: This Christmas’ “It” Toy
- SomaCow 48: Her Name Was RIAA And She Finances All The Bands
- SomaCow 47: That Beefy Juicy Taste
- SomaCow 46: Finally, a long-overdue focus on J
- SomaCow 45: Now On Sale At Your Local Grossery
- SomaCow 44: I Can’t Find My Baby
- SomaCow 43: I Want To Bereave
- SomaCow 42: If It Walks Like a Doctor…
- SomaCow 41: We Won’t Sit For It
- SomaCow 40: Delicious to the Ears!
- SomaCow 39: Strike This
- SomaCow 38: A Dweam Wiffin A Dweam…
- SomaCow 37: The Damn Brakes
- SomaCow 36: Oh, Joey, If You’re Hurting So Am I
- SomaCow 35: Tom Petty Was Ugly and Right
- SomaCow 34: Assay! Assay!
- SomaCow 33: Extra Pale!
- SomaCow 32: A Marriage of Incontinence
- SomaCow 31: A Firm Motive
- SomaCow 30: The Devil Inside
- SomaCow 29: They’re Watching Us… Through a Wide Lens
- SomaCow – Episode 28: Someone Musta Slipped ‘Em A Mickey
- SomaCow Episode 27: I Want To Get Married and Have Fat Kids
- SomaCow Episode 26: The MANifesto
- SomaCow Episode 25: Quienes tu Papa?
- SomaCow Episode 24: We Do It With Relish!
- SomaCow Episode 23: 13 Reasons To Listen
- SomaCow – Episode 22: Hazardous Sporkk Environment
- SomaCow – Episode 21: Positive Hit Radio!
- SomaCow – Episode 20: 8 Things a Man Needs
- SomaCow – Episode 19: For My Next Trick, I Will Make the Waitress Go Away
- SomaCow – Episode 18: Pink Throbbing Twirly Hummingbird
- SomaCow – Episode 17: Neutering the SomaBulls
- SomaCow – Episode 16: The Charleston Chew
- SomaCow – Episode 15: Open the Glovebox, Reach Inside…
- SomaCow – Episode 14: Bush – 0, Jimmy Carter – …0?
- SomaCow – Episode 13: Seven “Mehs” of the World
- SomaCow – Episode 12: Six to Eight Weeks For Delivery
- SomaCow – Episode 11: Boomer Ate My Nudge
- SomaCow – Episode Ten: Mommas Don’t Letch’er Babies Grow Up T’ Be Poets
- SomaCow – Episode Nine: Oh, The Moohanity
- SomaCow – Episode Eight: The Short, Short Version
- SomaCow – Episode Seven: Melts in Your Mouth
- SomaCow – Episode Six: DeGifted
- SomaCow – Episode Five: Alas, Babble On
- SomaCow – Episode Four: Buttery Morsels
- SomaCow – Episode Three: Dark and Fit Jokes
- SomaCow – Episode Two: The Dupes in Hazzard
- Somacow – Episode One: Phat Phoenix
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