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People often ask me “Why don’t you write a screenplay?”

The answer is simple: “Why don’t you get off my back, ok?”

I’m not saying that I couldn’t write a blockbuster, I’m just saying…well, here, let me show you what it might look like:

In a world……where split-second reactions are all that stand between you and disaster…

“I have to save them! They need me!”

…and one wrong move could change a man’s life forever…

“I never…I never even got to kiss them goodbye…”

…comes a story so powerful, it will move you as never before…

“They were so small…so sweet…it’s sick, goddammit, SICK!”

…and leave you asking yourself…

“Why, God, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!”

One man alone has the power to prevent the tragedy.

“If only we had been closer, this whole nightmare would have never begun.”

“No, you can’t blame yourself. You couldn’t have known.”

Hold on to your seat…

“I’m never going to reach them in time!”

…for the ride of your life…

“Please, God, give me just two seconds more…”

This summer, SomaCowMedia and The American Pork Council bring you the definitive thriller of our time:

d00d, You Almost Knocked That Whole Tray of Ribs Into the Pool!

Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent or TheGuardian.

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