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SomaCow had a run-in with the fine folks at Texas de Brazil tonight. Sometimes you eats the beefs:

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And sometimes, the beefs eat you.

We are all going to die of full.

/from intern who didn’t get to go to dinner/

So the guys talked about truckers. I do not understand why Geoff, Mickey, and J have such a respect for truckers. There truckers.

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Then they talked about the Adirondack dog sled race. I don’t see what the issue is here. I mean, there just stupid dogs.

And they talked about beef. (It is singular. If you are going to be on the radio you should at lest learn good English.) They went out to eat and left me at the studio to write the blog. Real fun, considering I can’t read anything Jen wrote. You figured they would train me to take over when Jen has her baby, but aparently they went to dinner with a guy that is supposed to take over for her when she has her baby after she has her baby.

How unfair is that?

Seriously. I have worked my ass off.

Oh, and another thing. Bagging on teh French, how clishay. George W. Bush jokes are real cutting edge.

I will agree with Geoff, Mickey, and J, Penelope Cruise and Selma Heyick are hot.

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/end intern who didn’t get to go to dinner/

Please, if you can read this, play the following great songs during our mass funeral:

This is Naome Bradshaw:

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4 Responses to “SomaCow 136: Carne Assaulted”
  1. Mustang Sally says:

    Wish we coulda had meat with youse.

  2. So do we.

    Instead, we will eat crabs.

  3. NO… The whole idea behind Atkins is no carbs.

  4. I don’t even like Root Beer.

    (Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch)

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