SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by the fine folks at Rational Riot. It’s sort of like that Candlebox song, but without all the emotive rocking.
Okay. Shocker episode this time around, because we talked about food, and drinking, and rude. We were champing at the bit to get down to Texas de Brazil, and so we raced around. In a valiant effort to get the goddamned subject off of eating for once, we discussed the finer points of shaving. I seriously need to, and ingrown hairs are just plain nasty. What a horrific flaw in the design of man that is, and proof positive that shaving is an unnatural and weird act.
I find it humorous that people consider shaving to be a sign of culture and etiquette, considering the irrational ideas behind such behavior. You pluck hair from a horse, and make lather from alkaline death, and sharpen steel and place it by your jugular… How barbaric.
Look… I will shave. I really will. I just have to spread out the time between shaves, with the average being about two to three months. We discuss in this episode what happens if you do more.
We also talked about drunken behavior, and cell phone behavior, and why it is incredibly difficult to not walk over to the counter at seven eleven and pick up the happy yellow coffeepot and smash it over the guy next to you in line’s head repeatedly, until he collapses into a heap of bloodied skin, broken bone, and smashed bluetooth. I’m not violent, but I am willing to learn, you know?
Weekly Constitutional focused on Henry Rollins’ The First Five, a collection of his earlier narratives and verse from the 80s. Gripping stuff, and I highly recommend it if you are intelligent and somewhat mad. Then again, you listen to this show, so you are obviously intelligent, and quite mad. Buy the book, support the show, free your mind, eat at Joe’s, and all that razzamatazz.
This hour also features the oddest, and most frightening thing I have ever been asked by a listener. I don’t even want to go into it. It’s just… odd. I want to believe the person asking was a woman, and joking, but I am pretty sure that neither was the case. Just go listen. The Horror.
You know what would be good to listen to on a Free iTouch, courtesy of SomaCow? The following great artists, THAT’s what. Chicken Butt.
- Straight Outta Junior High – Meatheads, Douchebags, and Me
- Dirty Wormz – Top of the Food Chain
Oh, and apologies to Mickey for the Dane Cook reference. I just can’t control myself. My. SELF.
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Aaaand I quote-
“This hour also features the oddest, and most frightening thing I have ever been asked by a listener. I don’t even want to go into it. It’s just… odd.”
That was disturbing. The sound file is nowhere near as uncomfortable to listen to as the live feed was to watch. I had to look away after a second. I did laugh at it later, though, once the awkwardness was fading.
You think it was awkward to watch, trying being there and doing it!
I think next time Mickey or Geoff can do it.
;)
First and foremost i think it is necesary to point out that if your “annonymous” listener wants to have amazing J tickled he has to comment productivly for the next 10 consecutive shows….soooo…..whats the point of protecting the identity if they have to comment…and leave a name o_O JUST thought id point that out…I would also like to request that u SPARE jen the horror of tickling amazing J…Make Geoff do it ^_~ and make sure you get em drunk first…so we cant hear what hes saying cuz it’ll be slured and so he will be suseptable to the tickles….and cuz DRUNK fat guys being tickled is flippin hillarious.
Krysi