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Yes, Mickey shared some great news with us in this hour. For those of you non-engaged type folks out there, how much money would you need to make to get married? 10 grand? 40 grand? PSHAW! If you click here you can help our dear pale patriot’s dream become a reality.
On a lighter note…well, not really, but can you say “On a heavier note”?… Some Mormons (technically, they were not Mormons, but they seem Mormony) allegedly screwed the wrong chickens, or chicks, and a 16-year-old called in for help and help done came. This time there were no tanks or flaming deaths as officials raided a compound and rescued 200 women and children. Just what kind of line do you use to get that many women to come and live as your sex slave? “No babe may enter the kingdom of heaven but through a threeway with me.” doesn’t seem to cut it, sadly. All this religious talk leads us to believe we should start a religion. All we need is a name.
I think that church might make you feel more connected to people. I remember when we first moved into my house, a neighbor told us how our house was always known for being the place to stop and pick oranges after Mass for the local Catholic church. First thing I did after that was erect a six foot privacy fence with a latchless gate.
Keep your child touching hands off my citrus, freaks! (I think they may be sneaking in around the base. The pious are known diggers!)
Mickey’s wisdom-filled Life Coaching segment at the :40 expounds upon the belief that life is just not fair. Inspirational, truly!
Ending on a bit of a downer, we discuss the death of the shuttle program, the possible massive layoffs that may entail for Brevard county, and the frustrating lack of new science projects. What the hell are we wasting all our money on in this country? Some Sand-War? PLEASE.
If I were shot into space tomorrow, all I would ask for would be a mix tape containing these bands!
- In Stereo – Digging up the Bride
- They Might Be Giants – Spider
- Snog – One Grain of Sand
- Gogol Bordello – American Wedding
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You know, Mormons like Mitt Romney creep me out. I wouldn’t buy a used car from him. And if you want to piss one off, don’t hand them a cup of coffee or a gin martini, ask them about the Magical Mormon Underwear.
I really thought you were kidding. I just googled the underwear.
Okay, seriously?
WTF?!?!
ok, so I thought you were BOTH kidding so I, too, googled it and holy crap! It doesn’t look too comfortable and white always makes me look fat(ter)