SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the Drew Show. Tune in every week – It’s funny, and it’s podcasting worth listening to. (Is that Drew’s actual copy? He ended his sentence in a preposition? For SHAMERS, Drew!)
While I pen… well… keyboard this entry, my very life is threatened, constant fan. I am terrified for the lives of my wife and child, as Hurricane Fay… well… Tropical Storm Fay… Well… Big Wet Fay continues to pummel my home. I lost internet and power long ago, and this entry is being simultyped by a hapless teletype volunteer, courtesy of AT&T. Normally, I would not go to such great lengths to submit a blog, but this was a pretty good episode, so, here we are.
In this hour, we discussed Mickey’s plan to move us and the listeners to Oklahoma, where we will presumably grow and broadcast internet corn or whatever the hell it is that Okies do out there. I submit the solution to all our problems, which is Melting Pot 2.0 (Super Loins). Tune in and hear the details of how we are going to save Our Way of Life from being overrun by the Chinese Hun and the Indian Pun(jabbi). Ross once more brags about his love for illicit drugs, which I could use some of now, as I watch one of my potted Wandering Jew plants precariously tip over in these gale-force winds! Well… It didn’t actually tip over, but some of the purply leaves kinda fluttered, and that can NOT be good for the plant flesh.
I do not know why I fear for our child’s safety in this storm, considering she is where her mother considers to be the safest place on Earth, lying alone on the bed! I get all angry at my wife, and J pulls the rip cord on my bleating by bringing up his brother. It seems J’s hermano is involved in a complicated series of actions and procedures to attain the hand of an incredibly hot Ukrainian. I saw a picture of the girl he met, and I immediately went to Expedia to buy a ticket to the Ukraine. Shame all flights out of Orlando are canceled due to the massive storm that threatens us all tonight. Pray for us sinners, dear listeners, now in our hour of need…
Mickey gives me some good Life Coaching, and then some Bonus Life Coaching for the listener. It’s a damned advicecream sandwich, people!
We hammed it up to the following great bands:
- Turbo Negro – Stroke the Shaft
- Old 97s – Victoria
Stay dry, Orlando.
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I agree, the wording should be:
“Tune in every week – it’s funny, and it’s podcasting to which listening is worth.”