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In this hour, we whet our appetites with a tale of three men, hunkered and blown by the vicious Tropicane Fay. Thrill to stories both musty and drippy as Geoff recants his harrowing experience, where 13 minutes without power almost led to cannibalization of his pets and family. Witness J brought to tears as he watched, harrowedly, his dachshunds, Johnsonville and Pepperidge whisked down the street and into a hotdog cart. Agonize with us as Mickey describes the storm’s path in harrowing but completely inaccurate detail!
It’s all here, in this, our squishiest hour!
We also talk about Obama Mit Biden, and their obvious decision to join teams in an effort to get McCain elected. WTG, dream team! Too bad we couldn’t have fielded the Louis Farrakhan/Richard Simmons ticket, which might have brought more of America out. Stupid Democrats. Maybe McCain will spontaneously crystallize into a fossil and give this country a chance.
Also, we at SomaCow are asking for a grassroots initiative. If you listen to the show, you are being charged with a responsibility – Fire your local news team. All of them. The whole smarmy, wool suited, over-lip-glossed, sassy, white teethed, brainless, thoughtless, rude, senseless pile of them. Refuse to watch the news until they fix themselves, and stop tuning in to the car wreck that modern media has become. We all deserve better.
We fought the sog to the following dope beats!
- The Bellrays – Footprints on Water
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Finally, after two hundred and eight episode J got me to laugh during a News Bomb. Ok, technically it was sound drops that got me laughing, but since they occurred during the News Bomb I have to grudgingly give the credit to J. Thanks J.
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