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We here at the ‘Cow love our listeners. All six of them go out of their way in their own special ways to make us feel appreciated, nourish our spirits, and, well… let’s face it. Our listeners want us to eat until we are more swollen than Thunder after discovering the Death of Lo Pan. We’ve received scrumptious brownies, forkliftfuls of Mountain Dew, tips on where to find the best Water Ice, catcalls goading us to ever greater barbecue adventures, and on and on and on.
But this was just classic:
There is nothing that goes straighter to our hearts than sweet meats and delicious cheeses.
Merry Christmas to all of you that love the sweet Baby Jesus. Happy Money to those of you that love the dreidel. Whoopty Corn to those of you Kwanzified. And a big slobbery tentacle to all my followers of the Ancient Ones!
Sincerely… This has been a great year for all of us.
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At least… until this week. Stay tuned for episode 262.
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Will listen to this episode later today, but I just have to ask first–how many people have picked up on the “Big Trouble in Little China” reference in this blog so far? “I don’t think he’s gonna stop ….”
Ok let me sing this here…
O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of the dear Saviour’s birth.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining.
Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices!
O night divine, the night when Christ was born;
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!
Led by the light of faith serenely beaming,
With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand.
O’er the world a star is sweetly gleaming,
Now come the wisemen from out of the Orient land.
The King of kings lay thus lowly manger;
In all our trials born to be our friends.
He knows our need, our weakness is no stranger,
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Truly He taught us to love one another,
His law is love and His gospel is peace.
Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother.
And in his name all oppression shall cease.
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
With all our hearts we praise His holy name.
Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we,
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
All right. You can send the fifty to me c/o…
Hey geoff, Mickey, J and that douche in the corner named Ross,
Glad you guys liked the chocolate stuff I sent ya. Also I hope Jen liked the one I sent for her specifically also..
Iceman