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I do not mind working on holidays. I really don’t. And I do not want to abuse this space to bitch about my bosses. I joined teh SomaCow project because I believe in the project.
But let’s face it, while the gang is out at Christmas parties, having great dinners, opening presents, visiting family, some of us are shackled to the desks to put together a show. We were locked in the production facility, and hopefully they remember to come down here and unlock the door before the live show.
Sam lost the remote, and the tv is mounted in such a way that you cannot open the little bay to get at the channel changer buttons. So, we watched A Christmas Story. Over and over and over. I like the movie, but after the eigth run through, it makes my head hurt. It is even worse that it was on TBS and they were really pushing some really bad sitcoms.
Alex was rushed because he didn’t want to be late for work, so he forgot deoderant. He’s kind of chubby, and he sweats a lot. Some one seems to have turned on the heat, and the thermostats are behind lock boxes. He also ate a lot of garlic and vinegar. His sweat is actually eating holes in his shirt. To say that he smells “rank” would be an insult to French people.
Trish is apparently lactose intolerant. She also didn’t realize that lasagna has dairy in it. Whoever said that girls do not fart was lying. The clouds from her ass trumpets are the only thing that can over power Alex’s BO.
The only coffee left is decaf.
To the fans who read the blog, thank you. Please email Geoff and Mickey and tell them we are still down here.
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The interview was a lot of fun, despite the fact that I managed to completely ignore J and the other guy. I’m told his name is Mickey. Thanks for the time guys!