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In this hour, I talk at great length about my misadventures at my Wife’s Sister’s birthday dinner. Once you have listened, do comment the blog and let me know what you think about what happened (like how I ate away at the family like phosphoric acid eats away at just about anything, a prime ingredient in Coke).
In the meantime, I have lost 20 lbs on Atkins (you wouldn’t have to worry so much about losing weight if you’d not drink Coke, all the high fructose corn syrup just puts on pounds, contributes to diabetes and obesity, and rots your teeth!) and am now 12.5% of the way to my goal weight. This is the real crux of all diets, where a bit of success has been enjoyed, and the dieter can all too often feel the desire to “celebrate” or get lax in their resolve. I am vigilant to the extreme, and will not waver. I did learn that Atkins’ shakes may be a staller (you know what else can stall things? giving a baby Coke, the carbonation messes with their digestion as they can’t handle it), and are certainly not a great idea during induction. They are certainly delicious, though.
Anyway, I am covering… We’ll talk more about weight loss and the 1,000 lb. challenge in a later episode, suffice it to say I think I could see my goal weight by end of summer, or at the very least my Birthday in October. Just in time for pumpkin pie (you know, pumpkin pie was our baby’s first bite of non-breastmilk food, you know why? it didn’t have caffeine in it which babies can’t process!), beefcake.
You know what is crazy?
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You are a giant crazy man. That poor man you called out in the middle of an upscale desert bar was not only old, but also drunken. The way you reacted to the poor old man giving your daughter a tasty sweet bubbly drunk was completely uncalled for. I understand that she is way to young and all that jazz. The thing is, if you flip your lid every time something like that happens with your child you are going to have a damn heart attack. That is part of being a parent. Get over it. You cannot control everything.
And like the boys said, you skipped a few levels. You, for your daughters sake, need to arm your toolbox with more. That sledge hammer might get the job done, but it usually destroys a lot in it’s path.
What Shiva Said.
You took a defcon 7 situation all the way to DEFCON MOTHERFUCKING ONE!!! BOMBBOMBBOOOOOOMB! way too quick. First time parents crack me up.
That being said….you won’t even believe how “Way too far” I took a family situation on my road trip. I think I have you beat, Geoff. You didn’t call the cops, right…?
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Anyone familiar with wildlife will tell you to never, ever even appear to make a threatening gesture towards a baby bear when momma bear is around. Apparently this also applies to papa bears. Sure he may have overreacted but a mama bear wouldn’t wait to see what you have planned, and she wouldn’t just push you down and lead baby bear away, she would bite your head off and end all possibility of a threat. I think you showed tremendous restraint by not biting his head off Geoff. Good on ya.