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If ye think times be tough in th’ United States, ye ortin’ ta consider what has happened in Somalia o’er th’ past 9 decades. We at SomaCow Media do nay condone th’ actions o’ these fake swashbucklers, but if one be t’ eyeball th’ big picture, one could be seein’ how they be havin’ arrived at this situation. Th’ Robin Hood mentality be an honorable trait, howere these pathetic swashbucklers be robbin’ from th’ poor t’ give t’ th’ rich warlords. The whole thin’ be kind o’ depressin’ so we changed th’ subject t’ talk about sexy robots. Geoff has a thin’ fer havin’ sex wi’ mechanical devices.
In all seriousness, we are working on high grade t-shirts and should be rolling those out soon. Yes, we will carry XXL for all the women who want a long nightgown to sleep in. We are giving away free stuff every month, just for being a fan. We do have a forum. Tags: comedy, forum, free, internet, orlando, pirate, pirate talk, Podcast, radio, robin hood, shirts, somacow, somalia, talk
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