Originally covered like a Jimmy Hat at SomaCow.com
In this hour, the guys wrapped themselves around penis voices, man dates, and condoms. They also did the man segment. I’m just going to leave that there.
So condoms, do them?
Before I had sex for the first time, I had a great knowledge of sex. I learned at the age of 5 what sex was (and that you had it when you got married). But I never really learned much about condoms. I had health class, the coach squeemishly told us about sex and condoms and babies and maybe some STDs but at the time I was waiting until I got married so whatever.
Then, in college, I decided to screw that idea. Literally? We had a nurse from the UF infirmary come into our class and give us a lecture on safe sex. It was funny, informational, and I listened. For that first time I had condoms, foam, and probably some other thing. I grew but I always insisted on condoms. The first time I had sex without a condom was with my husband, Geoff. He has a way with getting his way. I told him “no sex without a condom” and he said “I don’t have any but I’m clean” and I said, “OK”.
Point being, I still think condoms are important. I still think you should wear them unless you are trying to get pregnant or KNOW that your partner is safe. Geoff may not agree. What will we tell Rowan? What’s worse an STD or an unwanted pregnancy?
So yeah, it may sound from the topic list that this was a very con episode but believe me, it was quite enjoyable. I’m sure you will agree.
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Here’s the revised sales pitch for the karaoke tweetup to J: Colonial Lanes is winter bush HEAVEN. (so I’ve been told)
Where on S. OBT is this “Karaoke Q” place? Never been, definitely want to check it out.
Ok so geoff asked are condoms manly?
Ok, lets break down the word Condom..
Con = well we know what Con means per Somacow’s lexicon.
Dom = sounds kinda like Dumb, which means stupid.
So think about it then, broken down.. Condom = Gay Dumb…
As for using one with your lover (not a 1 night fling but a real relationship), just use the pull out method.. Works everytime. UNLESS she wraps her legs around you and you can get free like that chick from the Goldeneye movie then well, she is just asking to be knocked up.
I’ve scored lots of places. On the beach, at the zoo, in a crowded bar, on Space Mountain and at the first annual Cure For The Run just to name a few.
Hoping anyone who reads this has listened to this episode. Otherwise I’m going to seem creepier than J.