Comments on: SomaCow 356: They Are Not Men They Are SomaCow

By: just Joe

just Joe — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:02:47 +0000

I’ve scored lots of places. On the beach, at the zoo, in a crowded bar, on Space Mountain and at the first annual Cure For The Run just to name a few.

Hoping anyone who reads this has listened to this episode. Otherwise I’m going to seem creepier than J.

By: Iceman2469

Iceman2469 — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:33:58 +0000

Ok so geoff asked are condoms manly?

Ok, lets break down the word Condom..

Con = well we know what Con means per Somacow’s lexicon.

Dom = sounds kinda like Dumb, which means stupid.

So think about it then, broken down.. Condom = Gay Dumb…

As for using one with your lover (not a 1 night fling but a real relationship), just use the pull out method.. Works everytime. UNLESS she wraps her legs around you and you can get free like that chick from the Goldeneye movie then well, she is just asking to be knocked up.

By: Felix

Felix — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:03:31 +0000

Here’s the revised sales pitch for the karaoke tweetup to J: Colonial Lanes is winter bush HEAVEN. (so I’ve been told)

Where on S. OBT is this “Karaoke Q” place? Never been, definitely want to check it out.