Originally hosed down at SomaCow.com
In this hour we discussed the rapidly shrinking sandwich, smokes, and we took a call from Tom Sorrells, Local Orlando Weatherman and Darkfire Tale-Spinner.
Big event this weekend, and we here on the ‘Cow have been running around like gangbusters, procuring last minute items, assigning blame, collecting an incredible amount of generous donations, and generally enjoying the planning and executing of our first 0.05K. You, I am sure, are exhausted with hearing about it. I know Jen is. L’il spitfire has been a light in the dark, so if you see her out and about, say thanks to her!
Tom has a point, regarding smoking. Let’s add up the factors.
It will kill you.
It makes you stink.
It burns holes in things you do no want holes burned in.
It costs 6 dollars or so (your mileage may vary) a day.
It makes you less productive at work.
It makes your weenie droopy. What? It does. Smoking is the leading cause of male impotence, except for maybe watching Mamma Mia.
It makes you run shorter, last shorter, kiss shorter, and generally just midget.
It’s con for babies.
You should quit smoking. Seriously.
Or Tom Sorrells will kick your ass.
See you guys in the live show, Friday night. It’s my understanding that listener Soundguy may be dropping in with his musician friend, Wes. Hoot NANNY!
Tags: 0.05k, comedy, cure for the run, internet, orlando, Podcast, quit smoking, radio, talk, tom sorrells, wes heath
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During the 2004 Hurricane Season, Tom Sorrells was the only one to predict where Charlie would land and was the only one who didnt tell people they were gonna die. “Terrible” Tom Terry did on the other hand (that was his first nickname given by the Monsters I do believe). He was well noted for doing some live phone calls during his broadcasts that day and told a lady who said she was in her mobile home in Barefoot Bay I believe “You are going to die. Just leave you name and next of kin on your body somewhere because you should have left when you had the chance. The Cadaver Dogs will be along later to search for your body.”
Also, you guys should do a Stop Smoking event and get Tom Sorrells involved in it…