It’s been a very life threatening week here on SomaCow, as J was ALSO endangered by a fate worse than falling from a great height. WORSE than having tens of thousands of naughtyvolts shot through his skeleton. J was made to… ROUGH IT!
The horror. I’ll let him tell you all about it.
J?
J?
Guess he still ain’t talking. Oh well, back to me then.
Okay. No pussyfooting about. In this episode, we went THERE, dude. The pinnacle of radio ponydom. I am not even going to tell you here, it’s that awful. I am not sure why I said what I said about Ms. O’Donnell… But it sickens me that you will now go listen to it. A lot.
But we ALSO discussed Richard Cheese, who is coming to town, and we are very excited about that. And we talked about why this country is going down the pooptube faster than you can say Bra Burning Feminazi… Just kidding, Brinstar… But it’s the truth. Women, rather than trying to outdo men, seem to be happy just to carry along in our Neanderthalic footprints. Jane wants a corner office and a sweet benz.
This woman has a lot to do with it, folks. It’s up to us to celebrate the very last bastion of feminine grace and sophistication… The portly chick.
Also – next week, we will include a segment where we tell you, the rabid and loyal members of The Heard, how to please a woman. Hopefully one of us learns how by then.
My tummy hurts now. So much good to hear in this episode, including these tunes:
Richard Cheese – Welcome to the Jungle
Richard Cheese – More Human Than Human
Richard Cheese – Shake Ya Ass
…and a few extras thrown in for good measure.
Dat’s just what we do.
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I would just like to point out that you’ve grossly misrepresented Brinstar.
You imply that she is in line with the notion that “Women, rather than trying to outdo men, seem to be happy just to carry along in our Neanderthalic footprints,” when in fact she’s endorsing the exact opposite: that women shouldn’t conform to unacceptable standards just because they are currently the norm for men.
Please read this part of her piece:
Perhaps next time you want to make a pot shot at someone it would be good to read the post that you link to and make sure it supports your point.
I think the implication is… that Brinster is wrong.
Or, it could be a clever way to get people who read our blog and listen to our podcast to reach out and discover other (well written and well thought out) opinions on a particular subject.
I don’t know for sure, because I can’t speak for Geoff.
Um… That was exactly why I plugged her blog, Tekanji – Because I found her mentality on the matter to be exactly in line with my opinions, and that she was a great example of an evolved person. Hence my inclusion of her as a link. I am not sure if you have heard many of our shows, but we tend to use sarcasm, irony, and tongue-in-cheek representations of things.
But I thank you for the comment, and for checking out the show.
And I have no idea what Mickey is referring to, which is status quo!
I’m not familiar with your podcast. From reading your ‘about’ page, it’s clear that you’re a humour-oriented broadcast. The humourous intent is probably even more evident in audio. However, in text, it’s more problematic to come to a new site and try to decide whether someone is making condescending statements with a “just kidding” tacked on at the end in order to (patronisingly) placate the one whose opinions you disparage, or whether you’re reading something that is ’sarcastic’. I can be a sarcastic person as well, but tone doesn’t convey well on the internet, particularly when a reader is not familiar with a website’s history, style, etc.
Thank you for reading and linking to my post, regardless of your opinion.
I will try to give your podcast a listen in the next couple of days.
Dear Valued Potential Listener Brinstar:
Please pardon the charmingly unsophisticated advances of my occasionally over-exuberant co-hosts.
You may rest assured that their intentions were honorable with regard to your website and/or personal beliefs.
Yes, please do sample a podcast or two, or listen live on Sundays from 2-5pm eastern time.
We look forward to a mutually entertaining relationship in the future.
Sincerely,
J
SomaCow Host
Also, tekanji is a big doody-head
Oh dear God.
You know what is going to happen, right? She is gonna listen to Wednesday’s podcast and think we are talking about her.
There’s just no winning, is there?
Uhm… we did talk about her on Wednesday’s (Episode 26) Podcast.
We did?
Was she hott?