We announced today the addition of one of our favorite people in the whole wide world, a man without peer in the ways of humor, intellect, and smoothiness, J. That’s it. J. We invite you to join us and welcome him to our little thing. We are sure that his input will help us to take this project to the big leagues, where we will all chew pink gum instead of cud. And you, The loyal and bountiful Heard, will be there with us, enjoying the salad days of the epoch of SomaCow, forged in….
Wow.
Sometimes, I get heady. This hour, we delved into our adventures in belly bursting, as SomaCow-Lite careened into a local wonderstraunt by the name of High Tide Harry’s, which specializes in great quality, affordable, and tasty seafoodian victuals. We chose the battlefield, Snow Crab. We squared off against the Mighty Sandra, and our struggle was legendary. Check out the show for a detailed analysis of Buffet Battle techniques, All-You-Can-Eatiquette, and the importance of avoiding hushpuppies.
Also featured this hour was our invasion of a local Wing establishment, where we witnessed the waitresses’ ways of working their wiles, wielding secret weapons with which they wage war, wantonly winding wealthy men awound their wingers. What the hell is wrong with me?
This episode the great bands we featured were:
Animal Chin – When all the Chips are Down
Duenow – Sex & Guns
Chuck Ragan – California Burritos
!!! – Bend Over Beethoven
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Masterpiece. I can’t wait to hear what happened to the piss-soaked little boy! Damned Germans!
Crab porn! A statement in this episode didn’t hit me the first time. “After our cigarette break…” You consumed so much food that you could actually walk away from the table, smoke at least once and continue. Priceless.