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Jamie from our Sunday show wrotthe lyrics.

Oil Oillll…….

Your caught in big Oilmance

Oiiiiillll

Caught in a big oilmance

BP…lie lie ieesss

Yah so what, some birds die

Laugh Laugh to the bank

HA HA, an oil rig sank.

Lala we can’t hear

We got fingers in our ears

Close our eyes, dissappear

This is an oilmance

We want your money

You make us so rich

Get on your knees

Cause you are our bitch

We are BP….

Oil Oil Oil Oil……

We are BP……

We drilled and drilled

And nobody cared.

Until we spilled

Now you are all scared.

Its not that bad

OIl Oil Oil

maybe a tad

You know that we own you..

You have no choice..

You need my oil. Bad. Bad.

We take your money

Then kill all your plants

Fish and Birds, all an oily mess

No more spring break

no more fishing trips

Your plans are spoiled by our small dicks.

Oil Oillll

Caught in a big oilmance.

Oiiiiillll

Caught in a big oilmance.

We tried to stop it

We told a few lies

There is no ending

So don’t be surprised

The gulf is oil…

oil. oil. oil.

Engulfed in oil.

Boycott my stations

Tweet all your friends

Ill make a billion

Before this song ends

We are BP

Sneaky Sneaky ky ky

You know that we own you..

You have no choice..

(cause we own this bitch, baby!)

You need my oil Bad. Bad.

Dust off your bikes,

your old ten-speed

bike to work and you will see.

You’ll sweat your ass off

and look like a dork.

And quickly, come back to me.

Oil Oillll

Caught in a Big Oilmance.

Oiiiiillll

Caught in a Big Oilmance.

Oil Oil Spew like crazy

Spill that oil all over baby

Oil Oil Spew like crazy

Spill that oil all over baby

Oil Oil Spew like crazy

Spill that oil all over baby

Oil Oil Spew like crazy

Spill that oil all over baby

We’ve tried a lot

We are trying real hard.

Give us your hair

And we’ll clean it right up.

Built a big box

That did nothing at all

Our arms are tired

Stuffin tires and balls

Why can’t we be friends.

Why can’t we be friends.

We have an oilmance – A  BP Oilmance

Build some turbines,

and Harness the Sun

this disaster cannot be undone.

I’ll kill the planet

before you kill me

This is not the last you’ve seen of me.

Oil Oillll

Caught in a big oilmance

Oiiiiillll

Caught in a big oilmance

BP…lie lie ieesss

Yah so what, some birds die

Laugh Laugh to the bank

HA HA, an oil rig sank.

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