Posts Tagged “0.05k”

 
icon for podpress  SomaCow 366: I Always Feel Like [1:03:20m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally hosed down at SomaCow.com

In this hour we discussed the rapidly shrinking sandwich, smokes, and we took a call from Tom Sorrells, Local Orlando Weatherman and Darkfire Tale-Spinner.

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Big event this weekend, and we here on the ‘Cow have been running around like gangbusters, procuring last minute items, assigning blame, collecting an incredible amount of generous donations, and generally enjoying the planning and executing of our first 0.05K. You, I am sure, are exhausted with hearing about it. I know Jen is. L’il spitfire has been a light in the dark, so if you see her out and about, say thanks to her!

Tom has a point, regarding smoking. Let’s add up the factors.

It will kill you.

It makes you stink.

It burns holes in things you do no want holes burned in.

It costs 6 dollars or so (your mileage may vary) a day.

It makes you less productive at work.

It makes your weenie droopy. What? It does. Smoking is the leading cause of male impotence, except for maybe watching Mamma Mia.

It makes you run shorter, last shorter, kiss shorter, and generally just midget.

It’s con for babies.

You should quit smoking. Seriously.

Or Tom Sorrells will kick your ass.

See you guys in the live show, Friday night. It’s my understanding that listener Soundguy may be dropping in with his musician friend, Wes. Hoot NANNY!

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icon for podpress  SomaCow 353: Vagan [1:00:35m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally shot in fuzzy keyhole vision at SomaCow.com

In this hour, we discuss Mickey’s weight loss, our friend djgra(e)y who just went Vegan, and our standard manly segments. Please ignore anything I say in this hour re: Roman Candles. Yech!

I spent so much time whining about doe-eyed beef that I feel sorta dumb, sitting here eating beef lo mein. God, is it delicious. Silken noodle strands, cascading in a curtain of carbocity over tender, massive morsels of well crisped carne. Yum yum yum.

This is me, and I am a pig. And that is why we of SomaCow are doing The Cure for the Run. With what we smoke, ingest, imbibe, and avoid (exercise), we know we cannot run a 5k.

Even a 0.5k sounds lengthy. I mean, that’s like a half of a half of a mile.

But a 0.05k? We are DOWN for that.

There is a website with all the info at http://curefortherun.com

There is a facebook group event where you can find other participants.

There is very little time remaining. Get your forms, let us know you are coming, and start bugging your family, friends, coworkers, passers-by, and anyone you encounter to either come, or sponsor your run. If you can find 10 people to sponsor you 10 cents a meter, that’s 50 dollars raised for Rock for Hunger right there!

It’s a worthy cause, and if you participate, Wall Street’s WaiTiki Lounge will give you a free drink (3-olives vodka style!)

Thank you for all your help, and please email me geoff@somacow.com with any questions.

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