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In this hour, the guys talked about our Thanksgiving here in the studio and:

Mickey hates mashed potatoes
Food aversions
Breakfast diversion
Geoff is too old for beer
Beer reset
Lifecoaching- Every now and then you need to be tolerant
7-11 credit card scam
Drive-Thru Publix (Tradenarked)
Apple = Expensive
Jon Cole Call-In
Apple Whore vs PC Whores, which one are you?

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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by 2BroadsCast.com – If you have consumed all we have here, by all means, head over and grab North Carolina’s neatest new podcast!

In this, our finest hour, we discuss a poonbonnet of great topics, including Hillary Clinton’s struggle to overcome… a coffee machine? We delve into the importance of good Slurpee consistency, and Mickey threatens to buy us a new board!

Poor, poor fettered Hillary, she struggled mightily against the shame of a lousy philandering husband, the ludicrous nature of the constant attacks by the right-wing talking heads, the insanely “unfair” proposition of being forced to fight a black man for positioning… and now she has been defeated by… A Cappucino machine. But while we may pity her her embarrassing moment of shame, it does force the question: How hard can a coffee serve machine BE to effectively operate?

It’s not like it’s a Slurpee machine, which is obviously the most complex steam punkian alchemists’ nightmare contraption. I remember being a kid, heading out every day with a pocketful of recently stolen change, heading straight for the 7-11 with one thought in my mind: Cold, Swollen Coke. Maybe in a neat cup! I remember to this day the thrill of getting a perfectly chilled, perfectly suspended Slurpee, and sitting for hours, alternating between overly sugary dry tongue and unbelievably painful brain freeze. Now, not so much. Stupid entropy! WHY must everything that is good in the world die?

We wanted to take a quick moment and thank all of you that have been placing reviews up for us on iTunes. It means a lot to us that you take the time to do so, as hard as it seems to have been made to PLACE such a review. If you need help with it, I will be giving a webinar each week on “How To Help SomaCow”, cause lord knows we need it. Next week’s topic: The Donate Button and YOU! Just… stop picking on Mickey. I like him, and he does so damned much around here, and he might stop, and then the whole site would just be pudding in a dumpster.

“All protesters are ugly.”

We do a bit of visual humor from time to time, also, so, if you guys ever want to check out the show live, make sure you swing by Ustream on Sundays, at 2pm, Eastern!

Our audio senses were filled with excitement with this week’s songs:

• Peter & the Penguins – She Took Me By Surprise
• Peter & the Penguins – Biff, Bang, Pow
• The Refreshments – Bandito

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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by the fine folks at Rational Riot. It’s sort of like that Candlebox song, but without all the emotive rocking.

Okay. Shocker episode this time around, because we talked about food, and drinking, and rude. We were champing at the bit to get down to Texas de Brazil, and so we raced around. In a valiant effort to get the goddamned subject off of eating for once, we discussed the finer points of shaving. I seriously need to, and ingrown hairs are just plain nasty. What a horrific flaw in the design of man that is, and proof positive that shaving is an unnatural and weird act.

I find it humorous that people consider shaving to be a sign of culture and etiquette, considering the irrational ideas behind such behavior. You pluck hair from a horse, and make lather from alkaline death, and sharpen steel and place it by your jugular… How barbaric.

Look… I will shave. I really will. I just have to spread out the time between shaves, with the average being about two to three months. We discuss in this episode what happens if you do more.

We also talked about drunken behavior, and cell phone behavior, and why it is incredibly difficult to not walk over to the counter at seven eleven and pick up the happy yellow coffeepot and smash it over the guy next to you in line’s head repeatedly, until he collapses into a heap of bloodied skin, broken bone, and smashed bluetooth. I’m not violent, but I am willing to learn, you know?

Weekly Constitutional focused on Henry Rollins’ The First Five, a collection of his earlier narratives and verse from the 80s. Gripping stuff, and I highly recommend it if you are intelligent and somewhat mad. Then again, you listen to this show, so you are obviously intelligent, and quite mad. Buy the book, support the show, free your mind, eat at Joe’s, and all that razzamatazz.

This hour also features the oddest, and most frightening thing I have ever been asked by a listener. I don’t even want to go into it. It’s just… odd. I want to believe the person asking was a woman, and joking, but I am pretty sure that neither was the case. Just go listen. The Horror.

You know what would be good to listen to on a Free iTouch, courtesy of SomaCow? The following great artists, THAT’s what. Chicken Butt.

• Straight Outta Junior High – Meatheads, Douchebags, and Me
• Dirty Wormz – Top of the Food Chain

Oh, and apologies to Mickey for the Dane Cook reference. I just can’t control myself. My. SELF.

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