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		<title>SomaCow 290: Ought to Be Brought to You By</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by no one. Really. Nobody likes us. Everybody hates us. We, if offered enough cheese sauce and maybe some bacon wrapping, would probably eat worms.

So, it&#8217;s time. We&#8217;re taking the show towards profit. Sponsorships, all that jazz. We were looking at building [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow Media</a> is proud to present <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow</a>, brought to you in this hour by no one. Really. Nobody likes us. Everybody hates us. We, if offered enough cheese sauce and maybe some bacon wrapping, would probably eat worms.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1278" title="290" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/290.jpg" alt="290" /></p>
<p>So, it&#8217;s time. We&#8217;re taking the show towards profit. Sponsorships, all that jazz. We were looking at building a new studio, and turning the show into a real fun money maker. You seem to enjoy the show, we enjoy doing it, and Mickey and I would like to put in place the things that will allow us to do this into perpetuity. So, I will include you, as loyal members of <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1611897856&amp;ref=ts#/group.php?gid=4365894602" target="_blank">The Heard</a>, who would you tolerate ads from? And what KINDS of ads?</p>
<p>We are certainly foodcentric, and it immediately leaps to mind that we should have a food advertiser&#8230; and then the show just falls apart. For like, the whole episode, it&#8217;s just food, food, food, and McLimerick shakes, and McRibs, and on and on&#8230; Holy crap, we eat.</p>
<p>Once we come back from break, Mickey brings up <a href="http://www.skullcandy.com/" target="_blank">skullcandy</a>, which opens the door to podcast/listener related stuff. Hell, I would love to advertise for the company that makes <a href="http://www.mackie.com/" target="_blank">our board</a>.</p>
<p>It comes down to a discussion of what would you endorse, what would you attach your name to? What would you be willing to &#8220;sell out&#8221; for?</p>
<p>For me? It usually comes down to a <a href="http://www.thewvsr.com/baconator.htm" target="_blank">baconator</a>.</p>
<p>We also nail out some listener mail, including one of my absolute favorites, ever. It&#8217;s just straight up nutters!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-1277 aligncenter" title="canvas" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/canvas.png" alt="canvas" width="450" height="600" /></p>
<p>More listener mail from <a href="http://thomas.banks100.com/Photos/main.php?g2_itemId=8012" target="_blank">SeaDad</a>,</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1279" title="seadad" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/seadad.jpg" alt="seadad" /></p>
<p>who apparently went out training with .5o caliber guns and having a great time.</p>
<p><a href="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/seadad-gunshoot.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1280" title="seadad-gunshoot" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/seadad-gunshoot.jpg" alt="seadad-gunshoot" width="399" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Finally, <a href="http://twitter.com/glennwebber" target="_blank">Glenn Webber </a>went nutsandbolts insane and loaded up a whole <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randolph_lalonde" target="_blank">wikipedia entry</a> for our dear friend and resident Author <a href="http://www.nightbynight.net/" target="_blank">Randolph LaLonde</a>. We hope to see this expand with all kinds of info about Randy and his books, and welcome those of you that want to be productive to add positive and useful info about Randy. Get on it! Thanks again so much to Glenn Webber, who assuredly helps us each and every week to put out a better product in an easy to consume manner. That&#8217;s listener interaction with class, and we really appreciate it.</p>
<p>Mickey takes us out with some Life Coaching, and it was good. Then he goes on and on and on about a monkey, which was bad, but then he has some good thoughts on google homework, which is good, and under it all, the steady drone of J&#8217;s nose and the barking laughter of Ross plays well. You should listen. Hell, we do.</p>
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So, it's time. We're taking the show towards profit. Sponsorships, all that jazz. We were looking at building a new studio, and turning the show into a real fun money maker. You seem to enjoy the show, we enjoy doing it, and Mickey and I would like to put in place the things that will allow us to do this into perpetuity. So, I will include you, as loyal members of The Heard, who would you tolerate ads from? And what KINDS of ads?

We are certainly foodcentric, and it immediately leaps to mind that we should have a food advertiser... and then the show just falls apart. For like, the whole episode, it's just food, food, food, and McLimerick shakes, and McRibs, and on and on... Holy crap, we eat.

Once we come back from break, Mickey brings up skullcandy, which opens the door to podcast/listener related stuff. Hell, I would love to advertise for the company that makes our board.

It comes down to a discussion of what would you endorse, what would you attach your name to? What would you be willing to "sell out" for?

For me? It usually comes down to a baconator.

We also nail out some listener mail, including one of my absolute favorites, ever. It's just straight up nutters!


More listener mail from SeaDad,



who apparently went out training with .5o caliber guns and having a great time.



Finally, Glenn Webber went nutsandbolts insane and loaded up a whole wikipedia entry for our dear friend and resident Author Randolph LaLonde. We hope to see this expand with all kinds of info about Randy and his books, and welcome those of you that want to be productive to add positive and useful info about Randy. Get on it! Thanks again so much to Glenn Webber, who assuredly helps us each and every week to put out a better product in an easy to consume manner. That's listener interaction with class, and we really appreciate it.

Mickey takes us out with some Life Coaching, and it was good. Then he goes on and on and on about a monkey, which was bad, but then he has some good thoughts on google homework, which is good, and under it all, the steady drone of J's nose and the barking laughter of Ross plays well. You should listen. Hell, we do.</itunes:summary>
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