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In this episode we discussed how much we all love the Brady Bunch. It was a heart warming show that provided hope for the many people that suffered from shattered lives due to deaths of moms, dads, husbands or wives.
But that really isn’t important right now.
On Twitter, I engaged in a conversation about how to fix our economy. After rattling off a few ideas, we boiled it down to hot chicks. Hot chicks are the key, the solution, the drips and drops we need to fix our country’s shattered economic Brady Bunch. Inspired by the cleavage of Miss Jenny Love Hewitt, we feel that a chorus of hot chicks (with well exposed cleavage) should sing a song in the style of USA for Africa, begging the world for money. It was also suggested that the clan of cleavage be sent to the United Nations and have them politely ask, while leaning exposingly forward, for the rest of the world to send charitable contributions to our economy.
Face it, if you are a guy and you see cleavage, you stare. If you are a lady and you have cleavage, you enjoy the attention. I have never met a woman that honestly said the sentence, “I didn’t realize my shirt was that low cut”. You knew. You planned it. You designed it like that. You drank all night for free.
If cleavage wasn’t such a big deal, the wonder bra industry would be dead.
I am not bitching here. Not by a long shot. I am a big fan of cleavage. If I could put cleavage on a bun, I would have it for lunch every day. Atkins diet be damned!
Here’s a secret: Women have the tools needed to rule the world. But like Luke when he first gets his light sabre, women do not know how to weild it correctly. In one of my life coaching classes that is offered at the Mickey’s Life Coaching Academy, we cover this subject. Some students may require excessive tutoring, but it is so worth it.
One day people will listen, the chicks will be recruited, the money will be raised, and the economy will be saved. And when all is said and done, we have Jennifer Love Hewitt to thank for it all.
Oh, complete side notes:
1) It is DOWN Periscope. (Not UP)
2) It was Jesse Jackson that called New York a “Hymietown” (Not Al Sharpton)
3) Twitter is a useful tool for promotion
4) Avast! is a great, FREE, antivirus program.
Some links to interesting things that are sort of on topic:
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is still single, and still not hot! (music-juice.com)
- PETA Sends Dieting ‘Brady Bunch’ Star Vegetarian Starter Kit (ecorazzi.com)
- Growing Up Brady (mollygood.com)
- Howard Stern Questions Marsha Brady About Her History of Anal Sex [FNFF] (gawker.com)
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