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SomaCow Media has no idea what the hell they were talking about in this hour. Mickey watched a show, J sang a carol, I pissed and moaned a whole lot about jazz. I think we were using drugs. Or celebrating saltless coffee.

So, I went shopping at Aldi. W E I R D. I will discuss on the show what happened while we were there, suffice it to say I pissed off a stranger, had people clap (no, not that kind of clap), and found… The Strangest Foodstuff Ever.

Have I ever told you people how to follow us? Simple, really.

– Mickey

- Geoff

- Presumably, J

- Ross

- Jen (who actually writes half these blogs)

There are also our various Facebooks, MySpaci, and lord knows how many email methods. The point is, keep in touch, yo. I know a lot of you folks get down come the Holiday Season, and we here at SomaCow simply want to make sure you know we are here. For you. Should you need us. Yeah. Should you need us.

I gotta go sing real slow.

Hey! First email to geoff@somacow.com telling me what is missing in this episode wins a prize!

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SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Maalox, Mylanta, Pepto Bismal, Tagament HB, Zantec, Immodium AD, and anything else that will put right what once went wrong.

In this hour, we discussed our respective Thanksgiving Aftermaths, Tall People, Aldi? (WTF is an Aldi?), and the Terrible Tantrum of Mumbai.

Hopefully you all ate well, lord knows we did, as SomaCow Media was directly responsible for the killing and eating of 13 Turkeys, 14 Stuffing-Sharks (You never knew stuffing came from sharks? Hell of a thing, isn’t it?), and an entire cranberry vein from the cranberry mines of Cranbertania. I have no idea what I am talking about. The gravy has made me mad.

My kid bounces in her bouncy seat now, thanks to Mickey’s son’s tutelage in all things bouncy. We stare at her for hours, leaping and cavorting to some incredibly fast inner beat. It’s funnier every time. I want an adult bouncy seat, damnit.

There is a new grocery store here in town, goes by the name of Aldi (All dee, or Al digh?). Consensus seems to be that it is a German company with euro brand goods, better than sav-a-lot but not, say, Albertson’s. I am just glad someone is using the dying space available in all our shopping centers. Plus, when you think about it, it makes sense for people in Europe to be making money off of feeding us here in the US, what with the lack of agriculture here in America. Huh?

We rounded out the hour talking about the you-know-whos, who have once again shat the global punchbowl and brought fire, fear, and fanaticism to the shindig. I won’t waste penspace and font here recalling the details, seeing as CNN has spent the week gorging themselves off the sorrow of families aplenty. Just heed my words in the show, and let’s be consistent in our upbringing of the poor, retarded child that is Islam.

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