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 163: No More Caffeine for Mickey [1:00:25m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is technically presenting SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Earth Trivia. My sincerest apologies to Curtis and his team, as they will surely want to know what we said in this hour, and yet must slog through our show to get to the content. I pity them. because…

In this hour, we strove to present a more marketable product by spending an entire hour saying the word Penis. I am pretty sure that is not what we said at the show prep meeting, but in listening back, yep, we say Penis. A bunch.

In addition to that, we gave a review of Forgetting Sarah Somethingorother, which was a really, really funny movie. I highly recommend you spending the $42.73 it now takes to go to the theater and enjoy the movie. Try to see it with a group, cause comedies are always funnier that way. Best damn movie laughs since There’s Something About Mary.

J regaled us with a harrowing tale of his efforts to eat. J has longtime been a true eatsplorer, and it appears his efforts to consume massive quantities of ribs met with a certain foreign object being lodged in his throat, esophagus, stomach, bowel, and, sadly, our show. Did he live, or die? Check out his News Bomb at the :20 to be sure!

We talked about the best usages of penis in film, barely grazing the surface of this surely exciting topic!

Jesus. I don’t know what to tell you guys. We’ll be back next time with an episode about Harleys, and Boobs… SOMEthing.

If you want to hear a show with 100% LESS Penis, I highly recommend Curtis Earth’s GameShow Radio on 1190 AM here in Orlando. It’s trivia, which, as Cracker once sang, is most assuredly what the World Needs Now.

You know who is better than Cracker?
These fine bands, which we played in this hour!

• Wicker Hollow – Scream Through A Village
• Ethan Lipton – For The Last Time

“Love the Penis” – Geoff

“I’m J, and you’re listening to my Penis” – J

“All the sudden…BAM! Penis” – Mickey

 

 105: Cheddar Biscuits [1:03:39m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Mustang Sally’s Delicious Chaddar Biscuits. There just are not words capable of thanking Gary, of JustPushPlay, for swinging by the compound and dropping off the ingredients to make the world’s perfect food.

2 cups Bisquick
2/3 cup milk
A crapload of shredded cheddar cheese
A shit ton of melted butter
An entire freaking lb of garlic

Heat oven to 450 degrees.
Mix bisquick, milk, and cheese until a soft dough forms, beat vigorously for 30 seconds.
Drop dough by spoonfuls onto an ungreased baking sheet. Bake 8-10 minutes or until golden brown.
Mix butter and garlic. Brush over biscuits. Serve warm. Makes 12 biscuits, wards off vampires, would have freed the slaves FOR Lincoln, had he the temerity and wherewithal to surround himself with biscuits instead of statesmen.

Okay. In this episode, we talk about food. Specifically, breads, but also other foods. It’s a lot about eating, as I bid adieu to fat Geoffrey for the 37th time on the air. Just know that I die inside a little each time I have to recant that statement, but THIS time… Oh, my friends, THIS TIME I will make it right. I have been studying body for LIFE. I have opened the book several times, pausing to reflect on all the hot red-headed tang I could swing if my belly did not resemble a half inflated hot air balloon.

We discussed the new I Am Legend film, and the failure of the modern critic. Will was great on the Tonight show last night, but he almost seemed… High? Is Will on the weed? Let me know, thanks. I would hate to see all my hard work on that boy go to waste.

The great music you hear on this episode is:
MC Lars - Space Game
MC Lars – Generic Crunk Rap
Marvel – I Wanna Know You (just a little bit better)
Ann Beretta – Fairweather