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 SomaCow 451: Fair In Height [1:00:34m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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Do you Geocache?
Call from from www.WesHeath.com
Spoiler: LOTY SoundGuy79
The Boston Method
Extensive Penis Chat
Mickey Penis Megamix – featuring a beat stolen from this guy He is on YouTube here
Briefs vs Boxers vs Boxer Briefs vs J
Things Remembered- Needs More Fonts
<3 Arby’s
NDSF
Truck, The Machine and Glonk the Radio Potato

 

 SomaCow 323: Looking for Shells [58:06m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by SeaDad. Take a moment, and reflect on all that he and soldiers, seamen, and such do to make our lives less explosive every day.

In this hour, Mickey gave us some Gulf War Stories, we talked for a few moments with twitter.com/beachbeat (Who still insists that she is NOT Drew Garabo calling in with an Orlando Magic halftime report, and we each provided our Manly Thing of the Week.

Those of you that know Mickey know pain. Wait, no. Those of your that no Mickey gnaw pine. Crap… The guy is just…
Okay… You know how there is a river, or better yet, a creek? Or just a puddle. Yes. A Puddle.

So there is this puddle, and it is just sitting there. Maybe it has a dull sheen of what could be motor oil or Arby’s Roast Beef Rainbow Juice resting on top of it. So, you engage this puddle, and it sucks you in, and traps you forever in a mirror realm where conservative ideas seem sound, dogs are vile and to be avoided, and calculus is easy. Oh, and the puddle is deep. Like fathoms. Crazy deep. You get down there, and Captain Nemo is all like, “Whoa, this be deep, yarr” and you stare at him, cause he isn’t supposed to talk like a Pirate, but this is Mickey we’re talking about, and shit like that just happens. And while you are entirely sure you are not drowning in this puddle, you are still offput the entire time you have your face down there, cause it’s just not what you are used to. In this hour, we get a glimpse a bit deeper into Mickey’s Puddle. I mean, the dude sat on a nuke and pointed it around the ocean, and says it was, “kinda boring”.

We’d like to thank Beach Beat for calling in, and apologize again for any confusion. Essentially, Ross is on the social media sites during the show, pimping, hooking, and acting a lot like Cheech Marin outside a Mexican Burlesque Bar, roping in passers-by and generally selling what we are doing inside. It’s enough to make me consider employing a phone screener. Maybe we can have a Beach Report next week, helping us to find the best place to stay this summer.

I’d also like to thank the boys down at Just Brakes for getting my car running again. It was expensive, but from all accounts, the same work at my dealership would have been thousands, and I am happy to have paid what I did.

Ross’s Manly segment wins this week. Peeow! PeeeOW!

Thanks for listening, and remember to save the date for August 22nd!

 

 277: Augered [59:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this hour, we discussed our respective takes on the inauguration (it’s mostly painless, I promise), Just what was Peter Frampton doing to his guitar back then, America finally getting on the stem cell bandwagon, and the closing of Circuit City.

That really was a good speech by President Obama. I’d be interested to see if it will be as retold as The Gettysburg Address or Mel Gibson’s Braveheart or Conan’s Prayer. Nothing really stands up against Conan’s Prayer, though… Except maybe Conan’s run-down of what is best in life. Oh, or my typical order at an Arby’s… That is a pretty breathtaking thing in and of itself.

I dig the classic rock, but I can never understand why they play that Frampton Do You Feel Like I Do crap so often. Classic Rock by definition now spans the 60s to the late 90s, why am I hearing this dude gargle-suck his Gibson 8 times a day?  Thank god I only listen to SomaCow bands and ComaSow Radio Shows, or I would be all types of pissed!

Stem Cells = Big Yay, and about time

Circuit City closing = Big Boo for the following reason:

Now there is nothing left to threaten the Punk Ass Bitch Manager working at Best Buy with. Used to be, if you waited too long, or got some flack, you could just drop the Big Red Plug and walk out the door, huffy and splendid in your knowledge that, after 1.8 seconds, the Best Buy buffoon would realize that he lost a customer and grieve by ruining three other customers’ respective days.

Now, it’s BB or the internets. Or HHHHGGRREEGGGG or whatever. Anyone been there yet?

Good luck, y’all. New Egg is nice, but how the hell do you get a fridge shipped from Ontario?