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History is filled with crazes. In the late twenties, grown men would leave their high paying and lucrative careers to chase their dreams selling apples on the street corners. In the sixties, men eschewed the comforts of home and willfully lined up by the hundreds of thousands to get their hair cut and tour the Orient. Today, we see a new trend sweeping across the land, namely, firewood preservation. It seems people have decided that rather than cut down trees to get warm, it would be easier and more efficient to just set their damned house on fire.
I’m talking about Arson, people. Well, all of us are. How bad the housing market must be that this is what it is coming down to.
Thankfully, I do not have to worry about foreclosure on my home, because I shopped around and got what is known as an ARM. This stands for “About To Lose My Fucking House”. Share the panic with me, won’t you?
Belly Buttons – Do Not Touch. Ever. Period. Just… Quit it. Stay AWAY. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with you that you need to touch it so much?
Weekly Constitutional this week focused on Freakonomics – A solid read, and worth your time, especially now that they have revised some stuff for relevancy. GO get it, you.
And pick up this music, while you’re at it:
- This Providence – Card House Dream
- Straight Outta Junior High – Down With Anarchy
- Straight Outta Junior High – I’ll Never Be An Astronaut
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