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 SomaCow 371: Back to Work [59:15m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally boarded at SomaCow.com

Hey! We’re done with the run. Look up there ^. See that? That is a podcast. Press the play button, and listen. It’s that easy.

In this hour, we discussed J’s sudden utilization of 20th century technology, we talked up a good man segment, and we took a call from Carter, who has a cool deal going on over on his blog.

If you were doing it, where would you go, and why?

I’d have to hit it up as a food tour. New York for Bagels, Philly for Cheesesteaks, Tennessee for Whiskey, Charleston for Tide Food, Bawston for Seafood, Alaska for Crabfood, Vegas for Buffets, San Fran for Takeout, St Louis for Barbecue, Georgia for Barbecue, Texas for… Nevermind, I would never willingly set foot in that godforsaken mess. The point is, I am envious of Carter, for seeing an opportunity, and running with it. I hope he has a hell of a time, and gets some good talk fodder. Maybe we can look forward to some updates over the next few weeks.

Meantime, J is terrifying us all. He has a phone that can access email, he posted on Twitter, he has a Facebook, and I can only say that this must signify  that all of those mediums are as dead as disco. Shame, I was enjoying Twitter, at least.

We’re happy to be back to what we love, talking with you. Feel free to swing by our forums, and check out the studio build as it plugs along! I need to go pick out some carpet. Thanks!

 

 SomaCow 336: Scheduling [1:06:54m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally posted up (get it, another basketball reference but eerily appropriate!) at SomaCow.com

OK, seriously, we’ve been putting out SomaCow shows on the Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule for eons. This means the blogs are written Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday night. So why do they keep playing the NBA finals games on blog writing night???

And Geoff is out in the garage Studio G trying to fix things now that our a/c was completely destroyed today (yeah, the one we just bought). So here I am, by myself. But let me take this time to mention our good friends at The Channel Project. Check out their shows!

In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about comedians, sponsors, and barbecue.

The guys are trying to make their top list but what is a good number? 100? Is that too long? But seriously can you only do 10?

We would love some more sponsors, too bad the car industry is sucking so bad.

Maybe some of the local barbecue places? Barbecue is really something that’s hard to chain, it needs to be some home cooking.

I’m really sorry these are so short but the game is back on. And the baby is pulling out the power cord. And I’m thirsty.

Bye!

Jen

 

 273: Jumpin' J's Hoes is Phat [1:01:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by one of Felix’s irate students (I think). That’s probably not true, but what the hell, there it is.

We round out our third and final hour with Felix of Prime Time Geek with a bit of J. A whole lot of J. In fact, if you like J, this might be the hour for you to listen to, because Mickey and I don’t talk over him for whole seconds at a time!

J reveals the secret of the gift I purchased him, and just what that Chinese character meant. Those of you who guessed “Portly, but Firm”, and “Hair of Elvis, Voice of Fish” will simply have to tune in and see who won.

J regales us with tattoo talk, and I throw to my audience wide and at large: Have you any inks? Can we see them? I do not have a tattoo, and neither, weirdly, does anyone on the show that we know of. I never got around to stripping Ross and checking. I bet there is a bar code, or a heart, somewhere on his nethers. I, and you, are all gayer for having read that.

I stopped in at a local barbecue chain, namely Bubbalou’s, and we discussed that for quite some time. I really do recommend the mustard sauce. It is so good, and goes with anything from Fries to Slaw. Mmm… Slaw.

We discussed Girls Night Out (The concept, not the podcast), and determined that I am a psycho control freak, Mickey is vaguely aware of TCTHWODAMOAWK (The Chick That He Was Dating And May Once Again, Who Knows), Ross’s wife enjoys Hot Hymnal Action, and J is, apparently, rolling in bitches from Lake Jessup to the 408.

Weekly Constitutional was on “Life of Pi“. I am pretty sure I reviewed it once before, but still, go buy it, read it, and enjoy it. Best damn thing to come from an Indian since Buffalo Ribs. Mmm.

Also – If you are the sort of person who enjoys the Rocky Horror Picture Show, there is a local meet and greet doing a viewing here in Orlando. Members of SomaCow will not be present, as they have all slept with women and like to shower, but I hear it is a good time for those of you that throw toast and rub elbows and all that jazz.