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 SomaCow 491: Pour Some Sugar On Me Cereal [1:00:03m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally conned it up at SomaCow.com

Batman Punching Puppies
MEGACorn
Cons Are Metric
Whale Sushi
Lawless Subs Rules
Good Biscuit/Bad Biscuit
Hardee’s = Gross
Extensive Danger Zone
Last Fast Food Ever?
Need a Few More Squirts of Jamocha
IamZ LotM
Four Leaf Clover Points Bonus
Cereal Sociopaths
Lifecoaching- Try It, Learn by DOING
$2 Only!
The Great Chip Debate
Salsa Bowl Challenge

 

 SomaCow 455: We Got The Cat Food [59:30m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this episode, the guys were missing J for a bit and also discussed:
John Lajoie
Bitching Bosses
Newsbomb
twitter = dead
Shit List
Sanford Orlando Airport Haitian Evac
J in the Newspaper
Hatitian Takeover
Batman Band Aids
Kids Shows
Tom vs Jerry
The UN
Gold Proofs
Fire J, Hire Allen
Google Selling Stock
WalMart Buying Google
Peaceful Resistance at WalMart
Melba the Greeter is a Racist Bitch
Z Sticker Theft

 

 SomaCow 312: Betty vs Veronica [1:03:56m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this, their finest hour, they discussed food wait, what? they didn’t really discuss food all that much? hmmm. OK, well they DID discuss what they did manly this week, comics, and condoms.

J was a smartass…to a woman! You all might not know J like we do and yes, he can be a smartass but to a woman? never! Well, now he has so that was pretty manly of him. Mickey put in an a/c unit and Geoff paid for it. The best part of that story isn’t the fact that Mickey and Geoff put a new a/c unit in the Studio-G-to-be, but what Mickey found in the a/c unit!

Speaking of women, which is the better woman (long term), Betty or Veronica? The guys seemed to think Betty was better wife material and then Geoff called me his Betty, aw.

Because of the great conversation on comic women, Geoff decided to let Mickey do the book review this week, of Batman. Well, maybe Geoff needed him to do the book review. But I believe I can promise you that tonight’s live episode should have Geoff’s weekly constitutional back considering the number of read books I cleared out of the bathroom this week!

Men don’t really like condoms do they? Do they expect us to wear those nasty female ones? Yeah, right! I’d like to trust that thing! I guess I understand it dulls the sensation but don’t they want it to last longer anyway? Come on guys, protect your women! Or at least bring a certified account of the cleanliness of your manness to bed with you.

Did you know Cracker Barrel has audio books for rental? You would if you enjoyed the goodness that is Cracker Barrel as much as we do. I never went to Cracker Barrel except for on trips. That was the place you went when you were out on the road. But now that we have one so close by, man that’s some good home cooking!

Congratulations to Elross for actually getting a trivia answer before the chatroom! I think I gave him his points for that…

And happy birthday to J! Today (Friday) is his birthday and tonight we’ll be chastising him, talking over him, and firing him live on the air!