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In this episode the guys talk about beefs, small packages, and porn!

You know, having a baby sure does change your life. And I’m not talking about the physical act of birthing the baby, I mean just having one around. You might say “duh” but let me tell you… For the last 9 years, until 4 months ago, Geoff was a night owl. He would be up until 1 am easily watching TV, playing on the computer… I can’t count the number of times I fell asleep sitting up just trying to keep up with him. But that baby…you suddenly have all of these new worries, or, if they are the same worries, they are 10 times more worrisome now… Is the baby eating enough? Too much? How will I pay for her college? Is she happy? Will I lose my job? Who will watch her? Will she take the bottle???

And while I worry about them, Geoff works 60 hour weeks, puts on a great show, and spends as much time as he can with Rowan, all along worrying about the above and 100 other things. I’m glad he worries, I’m glad to know I’m not alone, and it’s good he thinks about these things and doesn’t just shrug things off until the worst happens.The worrying never goes away, though, does it?

So anyway, yeah, I’m using this blog space to type this (what else will I do with the notes I have ha! *wink*) as Geoff has passed out next to me at 9 PM and has to be up again early tomorrow morning. I’ll be sure to also throw his bedtime clothes on.

So in this episode, where Geoff, Mickey, J, and the live chatroom were definitely not sleeping, McDonalds was blamed for the meatpocalypse. Then Mickey talked about his small package and gave us all an update. Thanks Mickey!

After that they went into porn and the Chinese Milk drama. I can not wait to go back and listen to THAT segue!

Most importantly, birthdays were talked about. Who doesn’t love a birthday?? Well, Ross is hitting a big one (not the rolled up or water or gravity style, his age silly) and we hear he is having some kind of get together. Rumor has it maybe some trivia involved? We are so there!

So Ross, Happy Birthday. Despite what the song says, you are special!

And Geoff’s birthday is coming up and we are planning some mega-eating for that one. Check in, we’ll keep you posted on where and when but for now, pencil in Saturday, October 25th for some eating!

And in this week’s Weekly Constitutional (which he really does have to do in the bathroom, when else would he have time?) Geoff laments the fact that his Borders was going out of business. The only good thing? The number of books he got for next to nothing! But it is sad…all the little independent stores are practically gone and now the big ones, too?

What isn’t gone is our great music played this episode:

• Dirty Wormz – Top of the Food Chain
• No More Kings – God Breathed

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We discussed Hillary’s Sad Swan Song, The Best Damn Commercial On TV Right Now, and The Impending Beef Crisis!

Politics is crap. The Republicans are staring down the barrel of a rapidly declining empire. In their wake, the Democrats have a rare opportunity to steamroll their agenda through and, “supposedly”, fix America. What have they chosen to do? The same thing every empire does in the wake of a dying dynasty. Squabble! Hillary wants votes counted, then she doesn’t, then she wants revotes. Obama wants you to ignore his pastor, then he doesn’t, then he fires his church to appease fat, gun-ridden and xenophobic America. Good job, guys! Way to show dignity, and not provide limitless ammunition for pundits and potshotters across this country. Douchecrats.

After swelling me with Anger, Mickey calms the room and awakens J with some audio from my favorite man (man’s man, guy, dude) on television, Mike Rowe. From his humble beginnings as a QVC Cat Toy Salesman, to his current status as the voice, face, and backbone of Discovery Channel, everything this guy touches turns to gold. I have a hundred dollars that says Mike Rowe will do a dirty job from a rocket or the space station in the next ten years. Well, maybe not a hundred dollars… We’ll see…

In all seriousness, Mike Rowe is what every man should be – Classically trained, possessing a strong baritone voice, capable of accessing an extensive vocabulary, in shape, thoughtful, humble… I think Mike Rowe might be Jesus.

But not even he can save us from the impending beef crisis. I am having difficulty coming up with a flow chart to explain the corn-ethanol-farmer-rancher-beefs cycle, but all I can say is you people need to stock up on the meats, stat. We will all be eating turkey burgers and pork stew soon enough. Unless we just start feeding American dollar bills to cows. Think about it – it’s green, it’s essentially worthless, and the new fives will make for some neat purple cowflops!

Listen, learn, laugh, and converse. We appreciate it!

We also chawed down on the following great bands:

• Black Francis – Seven Fingers
• Wes Charlton – Before I Die

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What would we do without you, the listener?

I’ll tell you what we would do without you. We would eat flamed beefs. All day, every day. But, as good as that would be, it would still leave a large empty place in our hearts, though not our thighs.

What would be the point of us getting actors’ names mixed up, making up ridiculous news stories or tickling fatties on the webcam if it weren’t for you, and the time you spend with us?

Everything we do here at SomaCow, we do for our listeners. Whether it’s giving away a free iPod Touch (no purchase necessary, some restrictions apply), scouring the Interwebz for things that
might interest you, or coughing into the mic during Mickey’s Life Coaching segment, the point is: you complete us.

And what is our reward? What’s in it for us? It’s the growth of our show, our network and ourselves (for which you listeners are not ENTIRELY responsible, see flamed beefs above).

So thanks to each and every one of you who has downloaded our podcast, or listened to us live on Sundays from 2-5pm EST, or watched our video stream on ustream.tv, or donated funds or commented our blogs or entered our contests.

THIS JUST IN:
Ok, one of you listeners has gone completely nuts. And we love it!
Candy, our favorite stripper from the midwest, has captured the very ESSENCE of the personalities on the SomaCow show with her masterful and insightful rendition of: The SomaSims. Wonder how J would look if he were skinny? Want to know what’s REALLY under Mickey’s omnipresent trucker cap? Dying to see how Geoff plans to knock off Mickey and J so he can be the sole heir to the empire? Visit Candy’s The SomaSims site. Leave her a comment, and the lap dance is negotiable.

THIS is why we do what we do.

And we would cuddle every one of you.

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