Geoff is incredibly offensive and rude to people in this hour, and I only hope Mickey, J, and our listener can forgive him for such offensive material.

Mickey makes a special announcement concerning The Chick That He Is Dating and himself. I don’t know how you get a guy to go through all that again! WTG, Mickey!

When Geoff isn’t throwing out the R-Bomb, and making that stupid sounding Carlos Menciasque (HACK!) noise, he also manages to lower the credibility of our entire show by passing along half-cocked conspiracy theories involving nuclear power, MSN Hotmail, and your local Coffee Barista. Schmuck.

Then fatty grabs the mic and blabbers about Jenny McCarthy’s book. See if I ever read you a bedtime story again, tons of no fun!

Anyway, Mickey and J are good in this episode, so, enjoy them, and comment as you see fit. We also enjoyed the following great bands this week:

• Weedy Factory – Did It for the Money
• Enter the Haggis – One Last Drink

History is filled with crazes. In the late twenties, grown men would leave their high paying and lucrative careers to chase their dreams selling apples on the street corners. In the sixties, men eschewed the comforts of home and willfully lined up by the hundreds of thousands to get their hair cut and tour the Orient. Today, we see a new trend sweeping across the land, namely, firewood preservation. It seems people have decided that rather than cut down trees to get warm, it would be easier and more efficient to just set their damned house on fire.

I’m talking about Arson, people. Well, all of us are. How bad the housing market must be that this is what it is coming down to.

Thankfully, I do not have to worry about foreclosure on my home, because I shopped around and got what is known as an ARM. This stands for “About To Lose My Fucking House”. Share the panic with me, won’t you?

Belly Buttons – Do Not Touch. Ever. Period. Just… Quit it. Stay AWAY. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with you that you need to touch it so much?

Weekly Constitutional this week focused on Freakonomics – A solid read, and worth your time, especially now that they have revised some stuff for relevancy. GO get it, you.

And pick up this music, while you’re at it:

• This Providence – Card House Dream
• Straight Outta Junior High – Down With Anarchy
• Straight Outta Junior High – I’ll Never Be An Astronaut