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SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow. Brought to you this week by Say… Anything. The best all chick show on the network!

So Mickey is looking to move. In this market, should he take the plunge and buy? Or keep on renting? I mean renting at least you wouldn’t have to climb on the roof, crawl around the attic, replace the wet carpet, pay to have the a/c recharged, mow the lawn, clean the pool, shock the pool, chlorinate the pool…shit.

Hulk-a-datea? Now that Hulk has gotten his divorce, what will his next stunt be? Hogan dates best?

Geoff doesn’t like summer or Muscular Dystrophy…June through Labor Day must be some rough days for the guy…

In local news, the search for Caylee Anthony is everywhere so of course our A#1 newshound, J, wants to get in on the action. Go for it J, in the name of SomaCow! (and write a damn blog about it)

This week, Geoff reviewed Goodnight Moon, one of my favorite children’s books. This leads into a discussion of the best children’s books out there…and how the Bible needs to be rewritten.

Oh! And SomaCow LOVES Neil Patrick Harris. Have you seen Dr Horrible? If not, shame on you (and now you have no excuse!)

This week’s music was:

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SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Hyper Nonsense the Podcast. If you have had quite enough east coast flavor, you can’t go wrong tuning in to these guys out on the west siiide!

In this hour, I am giddy with anticipation, Mickey tells us all The Grating Story of Job, and I foam at the mouth a bit about religion, and this country.

By the time, you, fair and buxom reader, traipse across these words, odds are pretty good that I will be in mid huff on some seriously hot sand. That’s right, yours truly is heading to a glass blowing class, where the instructor will supposedly teach and allow me to craft a pint glass, and a vase, and so forth. We expect to get some pictures and videos, cause I have been looking forward to this since the first time I saw it done on 3-2-1 Contact. Is there anyone cooler than the guy that breathes molten glass? I say nay nay. There is something just ridiculously pure and raw about it, and I cannot wait to learn.

Heading from Blowing to the Story of Job (get it? My title wasn’t vulgar, it was WITTY! That’s a PUN. Highest form of comedy, apart from maybe the limerick), a fascinating delve into the Mind of Mickey. I am not quite sure, but I sorta remember something about Job and a whale, or maybe it was Job and a Giant Peach… All I know is some dude gets pwned, and God said, “yea.”

I really think Mickey’s bible lesson is what started me champing at the bit, as it were. I apologize to all of you for my comments regarding Christians, and the lack of Christians in this society, but, frankly, I am right. I am so right, and you are so wrong, and I am totally going to spend the rest of my week commenting on Christ Blogs until every internet Christian admits to me that they are Fail, they are Doing it Wrong, and they do not has a Savior.

Or, maybe I will just go make my cup.

The point is, I hope all of you are having as great of a week as I am, and I look forward to seeing all of you in our chat room this Saturday, from 1-4pm Eastern. It’s just better radio, internet or otherwise, as a good friend of mine once said.

We got frothy to the following great bands:

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