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 SomaCow 491: Pour Some Sugar On Me Cereal [1:00:03m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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Batman Punching Puppies
MEGACorn
Cons Are Metric
Whale Sushi
Lawless Subs Rules
Good Biscuit/Bad Biscuit
Hardee’s = Gross
Extensive Danger Zone
Last Fast Food Ever?
Need a Few More Squirts of Jamocha
IamZ LotM
Four Leaf Clover Points Bonus
Cereal Sociopaths
Lifecoaching- Try It, Learn by DOING
$2 Only!
The Great Chip Debate
Salsa Bowl Challenge

 

 105: Cheddar Biscuits [1:03:39m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Mustang Sally’s Delicious Chaddar Biscuits. There just are not words capable of thanking Gary, of JustPushPlay, for swinging by the compound and dropping off the ingredients to make the world’s perfect food.

2 cups Bisquick
2/3 cup milk
A crapload of shredded cheddar cheese
A shit ton of melted butter
An entire freaking lb of garlic

Heat oven to 450 degrees.
Mix bisquick, milk, and cheese until a soft dough forms, beat vigorously for 30 seconds.
Drop dough by spoonfuls onto an ungreased baking sheet. Bake 8-10 minutes or until golden brown.
Mix butter and garlic. Brush over biscuits. Serve warm. Makes 12 biscuits, wards off vampires, would have freed the slaves FOR Lincoln, had he the temerity and wherewithal to surround himself with biscuits instead of statesmen.

Okay. In this episode, we talk about food. Specifically, breads, but also other foods. It’s a lot about eating, as I bid adieu to fat Geoffrey for the 37th time on the air. Just know that I die inside a little each time I have to recant that statement, but THIS time… Oh, my friends, THIS TIME I will make it right. I have been studying body for LIFE. I have opened the book several times, pausing to reflect on all the hot red-headed tang I could swing if my belly did not resemble a half inflated hot air balloon.

We discussed the new I Am Legend film, and the failure of the modern critic. Will was great on the Tonight show last night, but he almost seemed… High? Is Will on the weed? Let me know, thanks. I would hate to see all my hard work on that boy go to waste.

The great music you hear on this episode is:
MC Lars - Space Game
MC Lars – Generic Crunk Rap
Marvel – I Wanna Know You (just a little bit better)
Ann Beretta – Fairweather