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SomaCow Media, Inc. is ashamed to be associated with this episode of SomaCow, brought to you this week in spite of good taste and sensibility.

Geoff is incredibly offensive and rude to people in this hour, and I only hope Mickey, J, and our listener can forgive him for such offensive material.

Mickey makes a special announcement concerning The Chick That He Is Dating and himself. I don’t know how you get a guy to go through all that again! WTG, Mickey!

When Geoff isn’t throwing out the R-Bomb, and making that stupid sounding Carlos Menciasque (HACK!) noise, he also manages to lower the credibility of our entire show by passing along half-cocked conspiracy theories involving nuclear power, MSN Hotmail, and your local Coffee Barista. Schmuck.

Then fatty grabs the mic and blabbers about Jenny McCarthy’s book. See if I ever read you a bedtime story again, tons of no fun!

Anyway, Mickey and J are good in this episode, so, enjoy them, and comment as you see fit. We also enjoyed the following great bands this week:

 

• Weedy Factory – Did It for the Money
• Enter the Haggis – One Last Drink

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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow. Brought to you this week by Boy Scouts.

So it looks like we are all Boy Scouts here on SomaCow. Yep, even female producer me! (If you can figure that one out, I probably have a CD you’d like I can send ya!)

But the boys have the good stories from the Webelos to the Cubbies and all the camping in between. None of them stayed in very long for various reasons they share. How old is too old to be a Scout?

Well, to lure in the newest generation, the Boy Scouts have come up with new badges. No, they aren’t kidding! If you could come up with new badges for the Scouts what would they be?

It seems that drugs are no longer manufactured and distributed by the seedy homeless looking types. No, today the good old Nuclear family is making drugs in their own homes. Yep! Get grandma out there and the baby can help, too!

And what episode wouldn’t be complete with a grand discussion on war and dropping bombs and obliterating whole towns full of innocent people? What’s your take? Are you a Mickeyphile or a Geoffanatic?

Peace to you and yours while you check out this episode and our groovy tunes:

• The Lounge Cats – Nothing But Love
• Emery – Rock Roll
• Dirt Poor Robins – Eleanor Rigby

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SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by MucheDumbre.com. Social misfitication is a horrible affliction, and I have it bad. Seriously.

Before I retired from the Professional Drinker’s League, I used alcohol as a way to hide the fact that I was a complete social square peg in a round hole world. Heavy drinking led to me getting mugged. But that is a story for another time.

Geoff uses his drinking to be the entertainment pillar of his office parties. And there is no office party like a Christmas office party. Even worse than getting drunk at the office party, Geoff got Wine Drunk.

Which reminds… Red Wine… Don’t Do It! (I can’t type out the details, so listen to the show to find out why.)

So… ok… wow. This is uncomfortable. I’m not sure how to eloquently bring this to an end. This is typical. I do the same thing with phone conversations. I just don’t know how to cut the chord. I feel that if I try to hang up, I will somehow hurt the other person’s feeling. But I don’t want to hang on the line and make them feel awkward.

I think it is a deep seated psychological issue that I have. When I was young, I used to love the telephone, but that was because it was a rare thing for me to actually get a phone call. Although it could be a problem that I usually get phone calls when I am in the middle of doing things and I can’t mutli-task very well. I can multi-task, just not when the phone is involved. I wasn’t trained properly. Like I said, I didn’t get that many calls when I was younger. And… I was always too shy to pick up the phone and call someone.

God, I think back and imagine how much… uh… interaction I could have gotten in high school if I wasn’t so shy, if I would have called the girls in my class, or if I was a little more forward at times.

I’m not trying to look back on life with regret. I have a good “The Chick That I Am Dating“, great actually. We have a lot of … uh… interaction. I’m just describing how I got to where I am with how I handle a phone call. I suck at phone conversations. I’m down right awful. I can’t ever seem to close out the conversation and disconnect.

It’s stupid. I should just be able to call someone and let them know what I have to say. I just feel like, I’m going to hang up and think of something important I needed to tell the person. And that leads to me feeling really dumb for having to call them right back. I hate when I have to call someone right back when I just had them on the phone. The people I often call are mature enough to handle a second call if it is …

You know what, I have to go. Ok, I love you, Goodbye.

Hillbilly Hellcats – Drinkin’ Buddies
Mad Caddies – Drinking For 11
4th Wall Broken – Let Me Ride
London After Midnight – The Kids Are All Wrong

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