Posts Tagged “cock”Originally melted down at SomaCow.com
Who knew picking a movie to watch would be so controversial? In this hour the Sunday crew talked about: Adam Lambert Red Seas at all, we’re all screwed. Shove that bullet in your bizone, nudge. We talked about the impending disaster set to sweep America away in a rising tide of… Gravy. Or something. It’s all greek to me, because now that the right wingers and the White House are on board with this whole global warming thing, I am no longer sure it is relevant, pertinent, or salisbury.
So, we try to clean up our act in this episode, as we want to be able to provide you, dear listener, with the best possible auditory and entertainment experience while still getting paid. In order to do that, we have to stop chasing off advertisers with our foul, foul language. And really the show has become something of a sleaze pit, with Mickey scrawling LOLcat-sailorspeak all over the bathroom walls, J dropping all kinds of Shakespearian insults at people during the smoke breaks (he actually called me a base-faced eater of broken meats… what does that even MEAN?) and my standard operating procedure of hyphen-the-motherfuck-ating words that should not be hyphenated… It’s just not civil anymore, you know? So, presumably, we will now be paying a listener every time we swear. Or they will be paying us. I am not sure, because there was a honeybaked ham on the premises during the show, and I really cannot focus when such temptations lay about. Theoretically, the new breakdown after episode 100 will be as follows: The S Word – $1.00 That, if you listen to some of our shows, could get pretty shitty-cock-cunt-fucked-up pretty quick. So here’s to being broke in the new year! Blah Blah Blah windows vista sucks…
Oh! We gave some of the black friday tips, which I wish you all luck in. I am no longer going brick and mortar, partly to avoid chafing but mostly to keep from killing my fellow man during the holiday season. We also talked about beer delivery mechanism… Which do you think outshines all others? The Vending Machine, The Train, or the Tube? See you on Wednesday! |
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