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Posts Tagged “colbert”SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by nobodylikesonions.com – They’re neat, they’ve been doing it for a while, and we like them. Have a listen, why don’t you? In this hour, we discussed our respective Independence Day festivities, we remembered our listeners abroad, and the first time we ever got drunk.
Every year I challenge our listeners to take some time here, as our country celebrates its birth, and declare independence from something. It could be as simple as “clothes shopping with my wife” (although, I sort of enjoy that, ’cause I am gay), or overthrowing your local government, or just changing something for good about yourself. But what in your life, today, could you do with some freedom from? This year, I declare independence from AM talk radio hosts. No more Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck, etc. The days of listening, feeling my blood pressure rise as truth and intelligence are sacrificed for platitudes and gut noise are gone. If I want to listen to a parody of a human being, I will enjoy some Stephen Colbert, who does a far better and more believable portrayal of such than any of the originals ever did. My politics notwithstanding, we also want to take some time to thank Seadad, Brent, Brandon, and all our other listeners stationed in the mideast. You guys be safe, and let us know if you need anything. To our listeners, we will be putting together a care package this month to send overseas, so email us moo@somacow.com if you would like to contribute to the pile. From the sound of things, Mickey and J had a way better time than I did this Fourth of July. Next year, I am getting our Orlando listeners together for a cul de sac cookout and blow stuff up fest. It’ll be huge, as any event I attend is. Ross is not fired, but he does have to eat ten pickles or something before he may come back. Chixdiggit – I Wanna Hump You Related articles by Zemanta SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, sponsored in this hour by drewshow.com (again!). The first of what needs to be many of his podcasts is now available on his webpage, so listen here, then listen there, then overlap them, and create a remix, and then sell it to BMG records for millions, and then give me, like, 7 dollars for that. In this hour, we react to Stephen Colbert’s mock-tage of Floridian News Stories. Yes, we are a punchline, and yes, we attract weirdos, murderers, and nutbars at a far higher rate than any other state can claim… Except maybe Michigan… There has to be a lot wrong with you to live in Michigan… Seriously. It’s all…. Mitteny. So, we highlight what hopefully will grow into a massive undertaking – The Must See/Do List of Floridian Attractions Aplenty. Not to be confused with Weird Florida, or any of a hundred other publications out there seeking to do about the same damn thing. We touched on airboats, unchained barbecue, black hammock eats, deep sea fishing, body surfing (seriously, the Atlantic Ocean is just piss poor for board surfing. I would spend hours down at Ponce Inlet laughing at the blonde dorks, painfully slamming their bodies against the rocks, trying vainly to catch a 4 foot wave with a forty foot longboard, then, later, they would climb from the seafoam, their taut bodies rippled with exertion, and lay their lithe bodies in the warm sand for hours… Wow… This is the gayest parentheses I have ever written in. Someone close this thing, already!) and swan boat riding, and… like… more eating. So, I was serious about the google map, detailing the locations of the best barbecue to be had in this fine state, but our chatroom apparently wasn’t, so PLEASE, comment the blog with some of those, and any of your must see/dos in this great state. We’ll make a whole thing out of it. Also in this hour, I reviewed Albert Camoo’s “The Stranger”. Thanks to CR for the read. I cannot tell you how I felt about the book, but I will certainly read more of this author’s schtuffs. Check it out today, here’s a linkideedoodah:
We slathered sauce all over the following great tunes:
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