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Posts Tagged “columbia”SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this episode by DrewShow.com – Check out Drew, unleashed and unfettered!
In this hour, we celebrate the rise to power for Mr. Obama. In all honesty, it is refreshing to have such a candidate, summated by Dear Ol’ Joe “Whole Lotta Darkies Under My Toolshed” Biden
Indeed it is, you big bad douche. I am thrilled at a return to hope and decency. I am sure that the Republicans will throw everything they have at Mr. Obama in the coming months, but I do not worry about his ability to overcome such adversity. I mean, he will have already defeated the great spite of the Clintons. Talk about trial by fire. It’s Listener-Mongo’s birthday, and we wish him a happy happy one at that. Also, sad news for Listener-Juan, as his entire village was recently attacked by a massive volcano. Send him pictures of your boobs c/o Mickey@somacow.com – He will make sure they find their way to Juan in this time of need.
We also discussed the failure of the Republican Party to maintain a single plank of their own platform. Show me the candidate that will actually provide: Smaller Government While I wait, I will enjoy the following great bands featured in this, our finest hour:
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