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So, I am sick. I know it isn’t contagious, and I also know it makes for fun radio to listen to my nasal drone, and so, there we are, decanting our weekly discussions for you to drink in. We congratulate Ross, who has joined the tiers of the partly working wounded. Feel free to swing by the pteradons, or pterodactyls, or just sit and wait at Burger Digs for him to make a meal break, and say “Why’d You Get X Fired!?” to Ross. He loves that so much! We also chatted about the Tomato Crisis of ‘08, which seems to have cooled down some. Thank the lord Jesus, as millions of Americans get back to maowing down on some serious acid reflux. Yum! We briefly skirted the topic of The Chick That Mickey Is Dating, and her propensity to make restaurant servers cry with a never ending litany of special instructions in the preparation and serving of her dishes. The woman is insatiable, and J and I share many a furrowed glance as Mickey regales us with tales of her ceaseless demands. We also wish great success to our good friend Seadad, who is currently fighting for truth, justice, and the American way far abroad in a theater of operations somewhere in the Middle East. May you finish your objective and get home quickly, Seadad! And I take a moment to thank the listeners for all their kindness regarding the birth of my first child. She is doing wonderfully, and we appreciate all the concern and generosity the listeners and our friends have shown us these past two weeks. Shit was harrowing, and you made a bad scene bright, and for that, I am indebted. See me later for hand release. We spun yarns with the following cool cat jams, daddy-o:
SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Yes & Know Invisible Ink Games. In this episode, we discussed the Ridiculous Airplane Crises, the Deterioration of Our Nation’s Truck Stops, and Ungrateful Chinese Childrens (is they learning?) We watched United, Southwest, and American Airlines run around like massive chickens sans massive heads last week, grounding planes, destroying schedules and delaying air travelers worldwide, all the while pointing their monkey pointer finger at the FAA, for suddenly waking up and asking, “Are all the bolts on that plane on?” Without exaggeration, the entire airline industry in this country has really dropped the ball. In an effort to make flights cheap, they have made flights miserable, cramped, hot, smelly, boring, stiff, starvation fests that scare the living shit out of every person who undertakes to travel. From peanuts to pilots, we discuss where air travel went wrong. What is the worst experience you had on a flight? Tell us about it. We do offer the airline industry some tips, including Mickey’s idea for a traveling show (he really is a gypsy) and my… well… idea. Think hamster ball. At 40,000 feet. We also discussed truck stops, which I had the pleasure of frequenting last week on my road trip. I am sad to report that the truck stop of yesteryear is dying fast, as our once proud Stuckey’s are steadily replaced by row after row of Flying J(ihad) Travel Plazas. The coffee smells like burnt hair, the staff has been replaced by sullen Pakistani men, and the jerky is being swapped out for incense. How much friggen existential meditation are these truckers doing? I get all republicany as I pine for a time I remember when the stores were bright and clean, the coffee was piping hot and fresh, and the staff did not mutter, “Death to America” after every transaction. Don’t forget to check out Mickey’s Life Coaching segment at the :40, where he details the importance of budgeting! I am more of a shotgunner in my money dealing. Probably explains why everything is feast or famine around my house. Well, let’s be honest… I never “famine”. We apologize for the delay in starting the show. While you are waiting please enjoy our skymall magazine and these delicious musics:
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