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OK, so the big story of the hour is listener AlienFreak giving us the info on whether the baby is a boy or a girl. Place your votes before listening! The guys also talked about: The Food Industry WTF?! I repeat: WTF?! (This will become a recurring theme in this post) I got mail this week from freakin’ AARP (formerly the American Association of Retired Persons). WTF?! AARP is for old people. People like Senator John McCain and my Mom. And Ted Danson. It says, right in their mission statement, that AARP is “delivering value to people age 50 and over through information, advocacy and service.” WTF?! I’m nowhere NEAR 50! I’m in my thirties. Ok, I’m in my extreeeemely late thirties, like, thirty-twelve, or something. Still, they have totally jumped the gun on this. I don’t need to know about retirement communities in my area. I have no need for colonoscopy coupons. I couldn’t care less which restaurants serve dinner at 3pm. I have no idea what a “truss” is. WTF?! I can clearly demonstrate that I am still too young and cool to be contacted by AARP, for the following reasons:
Although, to be fair, I can also think of some reasons why I might SEEM old enough for AARP membership:
So, a big SomaCow EFF YEW! to AARP, and to anyone else who thinks I’m old. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to slip into some support hose and enjoy an evening with a good, vintage bottle of Phillips Milk of Magnesia. WTF?! Tags: AARP, beer, boobs, dance, john mccain, Miley Cyrus, Milk of Magnesia, Ted Danson, teen, trussSomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Repticon. For all your stinging, biting and creeping horror needs, Repticon is a one stop shop for pets sure to scare the living crap out of your neighbors.
Saturday was a big day for me and my wife, as we decided to actually leave the SomaCow Studio Compound and Sausage Emporium and head out. I had been told by a friend that Repticon made for a good fun walk-around, so we piled into the Saturn Running Show and headed over.
Place was amazing. I talk about it some in this episode, and Jen got a buttload of excellent pics which you can check out while listening – Some of these things have otherwordly colors, and blew my mind. Hell of a lot bigger selection than what we see at Pet Bazaar or any of the local cricket and mealworm shops. There were lots of women there, surprisingly. I really do not know what that is about. Mickey and J say Snakes=Penis. Mickey feels that pets signal the death of a person’s social life, and I tend to agree. Those of you that like snakes, you should head down to the Central Florida Zoo and wave “hi” to a good friend of ours serpents, both of whom idle away their luxuriant life in happy herpe heaven. Maybe next weekend I will hit the zoo and get you guys some pics. God knows something good has to come out of that camera I bought Jen. We talk a lot about snakes, and Mickey clues us in to what it REALLY means when a chick touches a reptile. I wonder what it means when a chick touches her iPod iTouch, that she won from SomaCow Media? Take the test and win! Also – PSA -don’t have hermit crabs as pets- You think it’s cute. Your kid may say they do, but they are lying. Stop scaring your children, people. We finally agree that, for some people, reptiles are just their “Thing” – Everyone needs to have a thing, something that they get nutty for, or follow religiously. Mickey’s might be comics, mine might be authors and their first editions, and J… J loves shrimp.It came up during the episode, and maybe you can sound off here: How much would you pay for a piece of the moon, or what object would you pay an exorbitant amount for, far above it’s supposed “value”? Check out J’s NewsBomb at the :40, where he makes Mickey AND I laugh. No. REALLY! Guess who’s Back? Back Again?
Yeah, it didn’t rhyme, but there is no less evocative, more meaningless, less likely candidate to ever announce. I have more belief that Chavez, or Charlie Chaplin, or Charlie freaking Brown, could be elected, than Ralph. S. Mouse Nader. Dude is a perfect example of the guy that just does not know when to leave the party and go the F home. And that’s coming from a card carrying member of the Green Party. That whole organization is falling apart at the seams. Maybe I will fix it in a later episode. We rounded out the hour with some Oscar talks. We must just not get out to the theaters enough, cause I have not seen a single big contender. Give me some suggestions, listeners. I saw 3:10 to Yuma, and it was excellent. What else from this year’s harvest should I be seeing?I apologize for the Jungle Fever singing. Sincerely. Don’t forget to check out Justice at the Club at Firestone, coming soon. Get in, get’tained, and let us know how it was. And enjoy the following hissy hissy tunes in this episode:
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