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 SomaCow 480: Believe Bitch [59:12m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally jumped the orca at SomaCow.com

Taken directly from Ross’s notepad… The Show Notes:

Whale Killer
Call from Jen Cook (twitter.com/cfnews13)
Funny Hats on Animals
Sponsor a Donkey Trip
RIF, yo
Shoulda Been a Teacher
Winter Olympics
Bob Costas Sux
Tradenarked- Olympic Snowball Fight
Free Bird
Worst City Ever? Detroit, Obviously.

 

 SomaCow 404: Going To The Fair [1:02:50m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally inoculated at SomaCow.com

In this hour, the crew went over:

Fair Crafts Sucking
Fair Food Rocking
Homeless at the Fair
peakarts.com
SomaCow Booth at the Fair
Studio Invites
Hockey Flu Shots
Health Care Bill
IWearYourShirt.com
Mickey wants an agent
Atlanta sucks
Pittsburgh sucks
Detroit sucks
Secret Treaty

 

 214: Mmm... Sashes [59:22m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this hour, we discussed politics… Which puts me in a bad mood, so I will sing a song to try and get happy once more.

Douchebags from Detroit with axes to grind;
Slightly hot milfs with right-leaning minds;
Old broke-down white men, calling the shots;
This is the crap that’s pissing me off.

Fat film directors pocketing cash;
the heat from my thighs and subsequent rash;
The fact that J keeps having to cough;
This is the crap that’s pissing me off.

Nazi wenches raising white honkies;
Mass media talking to us as we were donkeys;
Poorly written parodies that do not rhyme;
This is the crap that’s pissing me ime.

When the mic cracks,
When Mickey sings,
when I think we blew,
I realize that Ross is gone the whole week,
And then I feel, less blue.

Not really. See you next week, Ross.

We jammed ON it to the following bands:

• The Vandals – Favorite Things