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icon for podpress  132: WHAT... Is Your Quest? [1:01:22m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Olde Cup and Saucer. It’s the best damn gypsy business in town, and Jen and I absolutely love it.

In this episode, we discussed my newfound love for tea, in all its forms, from the new Pure Leaf stuff being pimped by Lipton to this special magic brew oolong bomb secret spicy tea I am drinking. I only ask 2 things from my tea – be cold, and not taste like rotting fruit. There is NOTHING worse than tea that has sat in a cistern at a fast food restaurant for too long, and now every sip makes you wonder if it was brewed from the grout cleanings at the local YMCA shower. Except maybe Nestea. Holy crap, there must be acid in that stuff, like, scour your pooldeck acid, cause it will give you the burning coughy all day long.

We tried out a new segment, where I quiz my fellow hosts in an effort to determine who is paying attention. I think it was fun, Mickey and J looked silly, and the listeners enoyed playing along, so I think I will make it a Staple each week. Play along in the chatroom, and prove to everyone else that you are the smart!
We talked about a terrible story from Hawaii, where bureaucracy has caused one family the ultimate in suffering. For shame, faceless governmental agency sprouting needlessly from our senseless fear… For SHAME.

We also talk about my MAN! He may not be as lefty as Kucinich, or as outsidery as Ron Paul, but I feel like it is time. It’s time, for

Can you smelllalalalalalalala … what Barack… is cooking?!

I cannot wait! A vote for Obama is a vote against old people!

I choked down so much meat this week, that my olfactory isn’t making enough ol’ offal for me to get through Henry Rollins, so I cheated and pre-reviewed Mr. Black’s book. I am ashamed, you are nonplussed, Amazon is waiting for your credit card number.

We all agree that the writer’s strike, while lengthy, was unnecessary. After watching recent episodes of all the major evening shows, it is apparent that the writers were not what made the shows so good.

Mickey rarely suggests links, so you should take notice of these:

Funny or Die

You Suck At Photoshop

Andy Mila… Millakno…. Milinoc…. That Fat Greek Kid is NOT The Man Show Boy. I am serious, look it up.

Mickey also regaled us with a film that we must go see, if only to look for traces of Chrispy.

Please feel free to send us your independent music, movie scripts, finger paintings, pictures of bewbs, and other assorted creative stuffs, and we will happily display it in a place of prominence, here, on the internet’s refrigerator door of justice. moo@somacow.com!

Music:

Hey, about that Free iPod! Make sure you check the top o’ the page for the linkity link!

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icon for podpress  92: Thank YOU [1:02:45m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

In this, our finest hour, the guys talked about food.

Now I know what you are saying…what’s new? Well this one is about the best meal all year, Thanksgiving! Of course the guys put their own spin on it. We’ve all heard of baked turkey, smoked turkey, even fried turkey but there are so many other ways!

Most well read people (i.e. not J) have heard of Turducken but how about bacon wrapped turkey? Seriously! Yum…

Do you all cook your turkey in some different way? What’s the oddest thing on your Thanksgiving menu?

We say a belated Happy Boxing day to our Canadian families to the north. Did you know what Boxing day was

What are your Thanksgiving tradition? Geoff is trying out a new tradition this year. Hey, anything is better than crying, right? J plays family games while drunk and sleepy from something (the something is still up for discussion)

So the guys would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to everyone, especially you all, The Heard, and also their rarely heralded producer and do so by having said producer do this fine blog. So the witty blogs will return but there was no need in this blog as the main point of it all is to say THANK YOU HEARD OF SOMACOW!

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