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 287: Vulgar Jorts [60:12m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this hour, we discussed The New Deal, namely, a vulgarity clause we were asked to sign off on by the Powers that Be, or whatever. It seems that in order to gain access to millions of fans, we need to clean up our acts. I am shocked. I thought we ran a clean show. Sure, we have been guilty of dropping the occasional F bomb, but who hasn’t? We struggle to define what IS vulgar, exactly, and what makes a thing unmentionable to you.

Hot Topics aside, we were again joined by Iceman, who came to the studio wearing Jorts. I am not sure why I keep mentioning that. Hell, I have worn Jorts myself a hundred times. But not since 29. I think once you hit 30, your Jorts days are at an end. Time to get some chinos, or whatever the old folks wear. I’ll ask J.

I will leave you loyal members of The Heard with an assignment – What IS offensive? Try to craft the most offensive 30 words or less sentence in the comments to this post, and I will award the nastiest as judged by SomaCow with $20.00 from Bath and Body Works (or a store of your choosing) to wash your foul, foul mind clean.

Mickey’s Life Coaching (near the :50, holy crap I suck at time management) centers on finding a job. SomaCow knows that you are pounding the pavement, emailing your resume, calling your friends and bitching about it – There just doesn’t seem to be ANYWHERE that is hiring!!!

Well listen in, chumpypants, and you may discover a way to get that damned job.