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In this hour, we discussed Hans being poked with hypodermics, we proved why our show does not talk about sports, and we made veiled references to insidey joke bullcrap that has no place in our show, yet we keep succumbing to because we are unprofessional.

I want a lot for this show. I want me to quit smoking, or quit talking about it. I want J to stay awake through an entire episode. I want Mickey to get through an entire hour without telling me about Pittsburgh, Steel Reserve, and everything that has happened since the Earth cooled. I want Ross to breathe when he speaks. I want J to breathe less when he speaks. I really, really want one day to have a caller call in to discuss an actual topic, instead of some garbled remote transmission that either came from a cathedral, or inside of Twitter.

More than anything, I just want to keep doing what we do. Filling your head with it. Thanks for listening!

Tags: bullcrap, earth, hypodermics, joke, mickey, pipe dreams, pittsburgh steel, remote transmission, ross, sports, steel reserve

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Drew Show. Check ‘em out! They invented the word Twarnival, for crying out loud!

In this hour we discussed Orlando’s Tweetup, which was a pretty good initial effort, with 100+ attendees crammed into a bar, laughing, talking, and desperately seeking drinks. Thanks again to Etanowitz of the Orlando Sentinel for setting it all up.

I am not kidding… I met way too many people to list, so I will just randomly toss links at you to enjoy as you listen to this episode:

It was nice to see PeakArts again, and he and his lovely significant other (whose blog you can see here with pics) gave me some sweet keychains containing his art. I hoard them now, but you can swing by his site and check out all his stuff. Got to meet some new neato folks, like:

Ms. Fitzpatrick, of Metromix, who covers music, bars, and clubs downtown here in Orlando.

SirKyle, the shootingnest twitterer I have ever met.

Carlos, of CLOS Photography – He was in radio here in town, then went out and did some TV work, and some campaign work for President Obama.

Marc Middleton and crew of the GrowingBolder.com group were there, shooting video and covering the event. Want to see me on no sleep mid-Atkins? I warn you, it’s scary, but Marc and his Team are not. They are doing great work, and I hope to hear more from them often.

A dude that just travels the entirety of the Earth named Chuck Welch. He lives in Lakeland. Hush, RSilva.

C_Lane, local musician and bar crafter extraordinaire, who may be operating on even less sleep than I.

I spent an incredible few moments talking with a very tiny, very energetic momblogger who threatened to make Mickey and I the best latkes every crafted by a mom. She and I spent a few reminiscing on Ye Olden Orlando and rapidly tossing out food ideas, and I really wish I had more time.

Jen Cook, our News 13 ticker goddess.

The legendary Tom Sorrells, natch.

Plus people from CNN, local internet misfits, Elross, a guy that works in sound engineering who may be able to isolate J’s nasal whine so we can remove it from future episodes, etc… It was pretty awesome.

We sort of flew the flag on a possible April Tweetup involving The Ravenous Pig. Apparently, according the mmsmddsnjdnhe, if you go there on a special day once a month, they cook an entire pig roast dealio. Do not believe Mickey and his strange, awful fetal pig stories, it sounds like it is a really good time.

If you were at the tweetup, and want to post your link to your stuff, please do so in the comments for this episode.

And if you are NOT local, and frankly could give a crap about Twitter, we also talked about a buncha other stuff, and in the next hour, we talk about food for like a whole week. It’s awesome.

Tags: Arts, blog, c lane, chuck welch, clos, cnn, comedy, crazy mommy, c_lane, drew show, earth, etanowitz, growing bolder, internet, marc middleton, metromix, orlando, Orlando Florida, orlando sentinel, peakarts, Podcast, radio, ravenous pig, sentinel, sirkyle, somacow, talk, television, tom sorrells, tweetup, twitter

SomaCow Media is technically presenting SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Earth Trivia. My sincerest apologies to Curtis and his team, as they will surely want to know what we said in this hour, and yet must slog through our show to get to the content. I pity them. because…

In this hour, we strove to present a more marketable product by spending an entire hour saying the word Penis. I am pretty sure that is not what we said at the show prep meeting, but in listening back, yep, we say Penis. A bunch.

In addition to that, we gave a review of Forgetting Sarah Somethingorother, which was a really, really funny movie. I highly recommend you spending the $42.73 it now takes to go to the theater and enjoy the movie. Try to see it with a group, cause comedies are always funnier that way. Best damn movie laughs since There’s Something About Mary.

J regaled us with a harrowing tale of his efforts to eat. J has longtime been a true eatsplorer, and it appears his efforts to consume massive quantities of ribs met with a certain foreign object being lodged in his throat, esophagus, stomach, bowel, and, sadly, our show. Did he live, or die? Check out his News Bomb at the :20 to be sure!

We talked about the best usages of penis in film, barely grazing the surface of this surely exciting topic!

Jesus. I don’t know what to tell you guys. We’ll be back next time with an episode about Harleys, and Boobs… SOMEthing.

If you want to hear a show with 100% LESS Penis, I highly recommend Curtis Earth’s GameShow Radio on 1190 AM here in Orlando. It’s trivia, which, as Cracker once sang, is most assuredly what the World Needs Now.

You know who is better than Cracker?
These fine bands, which we played in this hour!

• Wicker Hollow – Scream Through A Village
• Ethan Lipton – For The Last Time

“Love the Penis” – Geoff

“I’m J, and you’re listening to my Penis” – J

“All the sudden…BAM! Penis” – Mickey

Tags: 1190, am, boob, comedy, cracker, curtis, earth, ethan lipton, forgetting sarah marshall, harley, independant, independent, internet, orlando, penis, Podcast, radio, rib, somacow, something about mary, throat, trivia, what the world needs now, wicker hollow