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		<title>SomaCow 388: J Is Being Put On A Boat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn&#8217;t come in. Seems very odd to me&#8230; wonder how it will turn out?
Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, [...]]]></description>
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<p>In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">woman</span> listener from <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">New York</span> somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn&#8217;t come in. Seems very odd to me&#8230; wonder how it will turn out?</p>
<p>Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, there was a tattoo parlor! My first thought was that this was just silly but I bet mall space rental is at its cheapest compared to other space with the economy the way it is. Still, tattoo parlors seem to be by drinking establishments or in flea markets, at least around here. Do you have any tattoos? Would you get one? Will Ross get one to show his love for the Cow?</p>
<p>Among other great things like a call from <a href="http://wesheath.com" target="_blank">Wes Heath</a> from a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU" target="_blank">BOAT</a> (mother f&#8217;er), the guys also talked about The Office 1 hour special wedding episode and advertising, especially with photoshop.</p>
<p>Tune in Wednesday for the podcast to see how the J issue is resolved!</p>
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In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere ...</itunes:subtitle>
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In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn't come in. Seems very odd to me... wonder how it will turn out?

Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, there was a tattoo parlor! My first thought was that this was just silly but I bet mall space rental is at its cheapest compared to other space with the economy the way it is. Still, tattoo parlors seem to be by drinking establishments or in flea markets, at least around here. Do you have any tattoos? Would you get one? Will Ross get one to show his love for the Cow?

Among other great things like a call from Wes Heath from a BOAT (mother f'er), the guys also talked about The Office 1 hour special wedding episode and advertising, especially with photoshop.

Tune in Wednesday for the podcast to see how the J issue is resolved!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>SomaCow 255: The Liverlilied Nutbear Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SomaCow Media has no idea what the hell they were talking about in this hour. Mickey watched a show, J sang a carol, I pissed and moaned a whole lot about jazz. I think we were using drugs. Or celebrating saltless coffee.

So, I went shopping at Aldi. W E I R D. I will discuss [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow Media</a> has no idea what the hell they were talking about in this hour. Mickey watched a show, J sang a carol, I pissed and moaned a whole lot about jazz. I think we were using drugs. Or celebrating saltless coffee.</p>
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<p>So, I went shopping at <a href="http://www.aldifoods.com/index_ENU_HTML.htm" target="_blank">Aldi</a>. W E I R D. I will discuss on the show what happened while we were there, suffice it to say I pissed off a stranger, had people clap (no, not that kind of clap), and found&#8230; The Strangest Foodstuff Ever.</p>
<p>Have I ever told you people how to follow us? Simple, really.</p>
<p><a href="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mickeygeoffj.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1167" title="mickeygeoffj" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mickeygeoffj.jpg" alt="" width="296" height="197" /></a> &#8211; <a href="http://www.twitter.com/somacow" target="_blank">Mickey</a></p>
<p>- <a href="http://www.twitter.com/somacowgeoff" target="_blank">Geoff</a></p>
<p>- <a href="http://www.twitter.com/somacowj" target="_blank">Presumably, J</a></p>
<p><a href="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ross.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1168 alignleft" title="ross" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ross.jpg" alt="" width="294" height="221" /></a></p>
<p>- <a href="http://www.twitter.com/elross" target="_blank">Ross</a></p>
<p><a href="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/jenbeach.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1169" title="jenbeach" src="http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/jenbeach.jpg" alt="" width="296" height="200" /></a></p>
<p>- <a href="http://www.twitter.com/sayanythingjen" target="_blank">Jen</a> (who actually writes half these blogs)</p>
<p>There are also our various <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?tab=4#/group.php?gid=4365894602" target="_blank">Facebooks</a>, <a href="http://myspace.com/somacow" target="_blank">MySpaci</a>, and lord knows how many email methods. The point is, keep in touch, yo. I know a lot of you folks get down come the Holiday Season, and we here at <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow</a> simply want to make sure you know we are here. For you. Should you need us. Yeah. Should you need us.</p>
<p>I gotta go sing real slow.</p>
<p>Hey! First email to geoff@somacow.com telling me what is missing in this episode wins a prize!</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>SomaCow Media has no idea what the hell they were talking about in this hour. Mickey watched a show, J sang a carol, I pissed ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>SomaCow Media has no idea what the hell they were talking about in this hour. Mickey watched a show, J sang a carol, I pissed and moaned a whole lot about jazz. I think we were using drugs. Or celebrating saltless coffee.



So, I went shopping at Aldi. W E I R D. I will discuss on the show what happened while we were there, suffice it to say I pissed off a stranger, had people clap (no, not that kind of clap), and found... The Strangest Foodstuff Ever.

Have I ever told you people how to follow us? Simple, really.

 - Mickey

- Geoff

- Presumably, J



- Ross



- Jen (who actually writes half these blogs)

There are also our various Facebooks, MySpaci, and lord knows how many email methods. The point is, keep in touch, yo. I know a lot of you folks get down come the Holiday Season, and we here at SomaCow simply want to make sure you know we are here. For you. Should you need us. Yeah. Should you need us.

I gotta go sing real slow.

Hey! First email to geoff@somacow.com telling me what is missing in this episode wins a prize!
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		<title>SomaCow 243: Who&#8217;s Got Talent?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
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SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by insert your show name here.
In this, their finest hour, the boys put out the call, talked about quitting smoking, and did some impersonations. Fine, indeed!
So SomaCow is ready to expand. No, not our bellies, but our catalog of shows! Right now we have, of [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow Media</a> is proud to present <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow</a> brought to you by <em>insert your show name here</em>.</p>
<p>In this, their finest hour, the boys put out the call, talked about quitting smoking, and did some impersonations. Fine, indeed!</p>
<p>So <a href="http://somacow.net" target="_blank">SomaCow</a> is ready to expand. No, not our bellies, but our catalog of shows! Right now we have, of course, <a href="http://somacow.com" target="_blank">SomaCow</a>. We also have <a href="http://sportsbuzzradio.com" target="_blank">The Sports Buzz</a>, <a href="http://justpushplay.org" target="_blank">Just Push Play</a> (whenever they aren&#8217;t at a convention), and <a href="http://sayanythingradio.com" target="_blank">Say&#8230; Anything</a> (when they aren&#8217;t getting new jobs, having babies, moving&#8230;). So while we have a nice little variety of shows, we want to get more. We all know you have stuff to say, you definitely let us know here, live on Saturdays <a href="http://ustream.tv/channel/somacow-media" target="_blank">in chat</a>, on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=4365894602" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/somacow" target="_blank">Myspace</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/elross" target="_blank">Twitter</a>, and <a href="http://somacow.com/?page_id=54" target="_blank">email</a>! So what kind of show would you do? Would it be just you? Advice? Music? Chat on your favorite hobby? Let us know, become part of our family.</p>
<p>After this call out, Ross decided he wants to do a show so be sure to tune in this week as the guys give him a chance at hosting!</p>
<p>Of course what would 3rd hour be without&#8230; you guessed it&#8230; Hulk Impersonations! Now was it The Incredible Hulk? Or the other incredible Hulk Hogan. Guess you&#8217;ll have to listen and see.</p>
<p>Geoff is trying to quit smoking. I am really so proud of him. I know that he is trying to be healthier for himself, me, and Rowan. I really know he was willing to try anything when he agreed to try out a <a href="http://www.healinglaserclinics.net/" target="_blank">laser clinic</a></p>
<p>While it might not have worked completely, I do have to say that that first day he was very pleasant! (even if he was sleeping away most of it). So what methods have you tried to quit smoking? What have worked? What have failed? We know very few people who have actually successfully quit. My dad is one of them. He just stopped one day. He didn&#8217;t tell anyone, he just stopped. He had smoked for 40 or so years and poof, gone. He is also the only honest one I have known who said he still wants one every day and he&#8217;s not smoked for over 10 years. I quit&#8230; I got pregnant though and while it was physically tough, the emotional side and elation of being pregnant made it pretty easy in comparison. I think I&#8217;d go back if it wasn&#8217;t for her and us nursing but I hope that I don&#8217;t go back when we stop&#8230; guess we&#8217;ll just have to get pregnant again!</p>
<p>Geoff&#8217;s Weekly Constitutional this week was on <a href="http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/" target="_blank">John Hodgman</a>&#8217;s new book, <em>More Information Than You Require&#8230;</em> which you can get <a href="http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/buy/" target="_blank">here</a>! And while you are there, check out <a href="http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/" target="_blank">John&#8217;s site</a>. Fascinating stuff. We love this man! And his books are great, from cover to back cover, to back cover inset to front cover inset to back of the actual hard cover of the book and all the pages in between.</p>
<p>Thank you all for being such great listeners, I know the guys appreciate it. Keep those comments and emails coming. We all love doing what we do and we love to hear how much you love what we do!</p>
<h6 class="zemanta-related-title" style="font-size: 1em;">Stuff to pass the time until the next episode of SomaCow:</h6>
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<li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://www.mathewingram.com/work/2008/10/22/the-pc-guy-on-love-and-space-aliens/">The PC guy on love and space aliens</a></li>
<li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://valleywag.com/5077217/tila-tequila-switches-from-yahoo-spawn-to-mac-guy">Tila Tequila switches from Yahoo spawn to Mac guy [Celebritards]</a></li>
<li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://www.techpluto.com/barack-obama-digital-strategy/">Barack Obama: New US President&#8230;Digitally !!</a></li>
<li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://www.vator.tv/news/show/2008-11-05-what-am-i-missy">What am I Missy?</a></li>
<li class="zemanta-article-ul-li"><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/a-visit-to-the-marvel-comics-headquarters/">A Visit To The Marvel Comics Headquarters</a></li>
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In this, their finest hour, the boys put out the ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by insert your show name here.

In this, their finest hour, the boys put out the call, talked about quitting smoking, and did some impersonations. Fine, indeed!

So SomaCow is ready to expand. No, not our bellies, but our catalog of shows! Right now we have, of course, SomaCow. We also have The Sports Buzz, Just Push Play (whenever they aren't at a convention), and Say... Anything (when they aren't getting new jobs, having babies, moving...). So while we have a nice little variety of shows, we want to get more. We all know you have stuff to say, you definitely let us know here, live on Saturdays in chat, on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, and email! So what kind of show would you do? Would it be just you? Advice? Music? Chat on your favorite hobby? Let us know, become part of our family.

After this call out, Ross decided he wants to do a show so be sure to tune in this week as the guys give him a chance at hosting!

Of course what would 3rd hour be without... you guessed it... Hulk Impersonations! Now was it The Incredible Hulk? Or the other incredible Hulk Hogan. Guess you'll have to listen and see.

Geoff is trying to quit smoking. I am really so proud of him. I know that he is trying to be healthier for himself, me, and Rowan. I really know he was willing to try anything when he agreed to try out a laser clinic

While it might not have worked completely, I do have to say that that first day he was very pleasant! (even if he was sleeping away most of it). So what methods have you tried to quit smoking? What have worked? What have failed? We know very few people who have actually successfully quit. My dad is one of them. He just stopped one day. He didn't tell anyone, he just stopped. He had smoked for 40 or so years and poof, gone. He is also the only honest one I have known who said he still wants one every day and he's not smoked for over 10 years. I quit... I got pregnant though and while it was physically tough, the emotional side and elation of being pregnant made it pretty easy in comparison. I think I'd go back if it wasn't for her and us nursing but I hope that I don't go back when we stop... guess we'll just have to get pregnant again!

Geoff's Weekly Constitutional this week was on John Hodgman's new book, More Information Than You Require... which you can get here! And while you are there, check out John's site. Fascinating stuff. We love this man! And his books are great, from cover to back cover, to back cover inset to front cover inset to back of the actual hard cover of the book and all the pages in between.

Thank you all for being such great listeners, I know the guys appreciate it. Keep those comments and emails coming. We all love doing what we do and we love to hear how much you love what we do!
Stuff to pass the time until the next episode of SomaCow:

	The PC guy on love and space aliens
	Tila Tequila switches from Yahoo spawn to Mac guy [Celebritards]
	Barack Obama: New US President...Digitally !!
	What am I Missy?
	A Visit To The Marvel Comics Headquarters

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