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In this hour we discussed Famous Fat Guys, Ross’s Dapper Makeover, and An Incident at Chick-Fil-A.

I spent a good amount of energy screaming about breastfeeding in this hour, and I know that I sometimes get so hot that facts get ignored, or emotion overcomes discussion. I want to take a moment to give you some real reasons to not only allow women to breastfeed, but to further encourage them to do so:

1. A baby with a mouthful of titty shuts up. It’s true! Some stoic babies may make a few muffled “meh” noises between sucks, but for the most part, boob in mouth means I can eat my chicken sandwich and not hear

AAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for half an hour. Isn’t that nice? Yes it is. Shhh.

2. Breastfeeding moms use up more calories, and therefore are not giant and fat and nasty. It’s true. If you know a chick with a baby, you can tell her to damn near ignore “getting back to the gym” simply by eating marginally healthy and using her boob for its intended purpose.

3. Might see a boob – as Elross points out in this hour, few boobs under the age of 65 should go unobserved.

4. Formula, and the poop made BY formula, stinks 256% more than regular poop. Seriously. That smell? That awful smell coming from over there? That’s Enfamil, Nestle, and whatever other poison crap most moms seem to give their kids these days.

5. SOMEONE in the restaurant should be eating a food that doesn’t kill them from the inside.

I am officially at the end of my rope on this topic. I welcome you, whomever you are, to let me know in person that you are against breastfeeding. Stupid bastards.