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In this hour of post-flooding, the guys welcomed Felix from Prime Time Geek into the studios. All 5 of them talked about the flooding our our brand new Studio G. Seems maybe stuff went down the drain that shouldn’t and so it didn’t like my washing machine dumping all that water so it spit it back up. The also talked about:

Mickey and Ross deserting the Sunday show for the NASA Tweetup

Insinkerator Fail

Buzz Booze Ban

JAGER BOMBS!!!!

Spiderman the Musical

First Hulk vs Third Spiderman

Energy Drinks = Pure Happy

All of Our Listeners Are Named Chris

J Bought Maxi Pads

Sun Won’t Dry Anymore

Maxi Pad Shoes

Indian Shaman Guy

Geoff hates John Cusack

2012 Preview

PMS is a Myth

New Sherlock

Britney Booed

Rambo, AVP & Other Movies Past Their Primes

The studio is almost dry, the towels are almost all washed and dried, the smell is almost not musty. Life is good.

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SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by PrimetimeGeek.com – Felix is purported to have sped across the convention center, nabbing interviews and swag aplenty of the recent Orlando FX con, so, all you connie types, Con Up.

In this hour, we celebrated two years of phenomenal, swollen, and delicious podcasting. I did not know back then what the show would evolve into, but I like where it is going. One of our listeners has recently decided to go back and listen to the first 100 episodes of the show, and upon taking an earful of that… Holy Johnnycakes, man.

There is a significant difference from what we did in 2007 versus what we do now. In the past, I would rant and rave about THE THOUSAND INJURIES suffered at the hands of society I had borne, Mickey would tell long-winded stories about Steel, the Navy, Georgia, moving from Georgia to escape Steel and join the Navy, hating and loving the Navy while serving on a Steel boat and glad to be rid of Georgia, and Boobs. J would sit in silence, watching our furious back and forth and occasionally coughing between News Bombs.

Now, the show is a snap whiz sheboingo of  me ranting and raving about perceived injustices great and small, Mickey telling long winded stories about Alloys, Georgia, and his service in The Military. J now has a cough button, and he talks over us more. Oh, and we added Ross, a polarizing producer and twitterer extraordinaire that does a fine job of whatever it is that he does here, because it sure as hell isn’t making a decent cup of coffee.

I am really not kidding. Everyone remembers “the incident”, when he salted my drink seconds before a show, then played innocent, stating that he thought a giant container brimming with white crystals beside the coffee maker would contain only sweet minerals. This time, he tokes his way into my kitchen, Bob Marley music humming in his head, and ladles spoiled cream (like, spoiled in March, and this is April) into my java. The dude is trying to kill me. I thought it was his way of “trying to get me to get my own coffee”, but, the weird thing is that he ALWAYS offers to get it for me. Lord knows how much Rosspittle is floating in my stomach by now. Freak.

So, yes, we’ve morphed, changed, and continue to become whatever it is we are. I lose weight, Mickey starts drinking again, J is a rock, never changing, always late, and Ross is coming into his own as content contributor and host-poisoner. It’s fun, this show!

Our new Studio G continues to be constructed, with the electrician scheduled for this week, hopefully to be wrapped up before Friday. Hope you have enjoyed the last two years. Without one missed show, always fresh content, three days a week, 52 weeks a year, even on Holidays.

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SomaCow, we may be funny or sad, we may be interesting or dull… But we are, at all times, consistent.

And persistent.

And perspiring. Seriously. That studio is an OVEN.

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SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by one of Felix’s irate students (I think). That’s probably not true, but what the hell, there it is.

We round out our third and final hour with Felix of Prime Time Geek with a bit of J. A whole lot of J. In fact, if you like J, this might be the hour for you to listen to, because Mickey and I don’t talk over him for whole seconds at a time!

J reveals the secret of the gift I purchased him, and just what that Chinese character meant. Those of you who guessed “Portly, but Firm”, and “Hair of Elvis, Voice of Fish” will simply have to tune in and see who won.

J regales us with tattoo talk, and I throw to my audience wide and at large: Have you any inks? Can we see them? I do not have a tattoo, and neither, weirdly, does anyone on the show that we know of. I never got around to stripping Ross and checking. I bet there is a bar code, or a heart, somewhere on his nethers. I, and you, are all gayer for having read that.

I stopped in at a local barbecue chain, namely Bubbalou’s, and we discussed that for quite some time. I really do recommend the mustard sauce. It is so good, and goes with anything from Fries to Slaw. Mmm… Slaw.

We discussed Girls Night Out (The concept, not the podcast), and determined that I am a psycho control freak, Mickey is vaguely aware of TCTHWODAMOAWK (The Chick That He Was Dating And May Once Again, Who Knows), Ross’s wife enjoys Hot Hymnal Action, and J is, apparently, rolling in bitches from Lake Jessup to the 408.

Weekly Constitutional was on “Life of Pi“. I am pretty sure I reviewed it once before, but still, go buy it, read it, and enjoy it. Best damn thing to come from an Indian since Buffalo Ribs. Mmm.

Also – If you are the sort of person who enjoys the Rocky Horror Picture Show, there is a local meet and greet doing a viewing here in Orlando. Members of SomaCow will not be present, as they have all slept with women and like to shower, but I hear it is a good time for those of you that throw toast and rub elbows and all that jazz.

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