Posts Tagged “gas”SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Prime Time Geek, coming soon to SomaCow Media, Inc! We welcome them…him…to our network. In this hour we talked about returning items, gas prices, and Christmas presents.
Geoff took back a monitor that suddenly just quit on us. Epic fail. What was great about this monitor was the instructions telling you to “push the power button on” but there was no power button! I swear! I think Geoff didn’t believe me at first and he and his whole workplace was having a big ole laugh-at-Jen party but I was happy to watch him come home and say “hmmm, there’s no power button”. Yeah, I was right but I didn’t rub it in. So he took it back to Target where we purchased it a few weeks back, sans receipt. Target used to be the best place to return things but I guess people took advantage of that and now they are the worst! The guys also splattered in some talk on pick up lines, twitter and the sudden media frenzy that has come with it, and good ole Spuds Mackenzie. Remember him? Yeah, you’re old. Don’t forget, when gas prices are under 1.00/gallon, that you heard it hear first! Don’t worry, you won’t forget, Mickey won’t let you. And Christmas presents. Do you buy them for everyone? How long is your list? Have you ever had the “let’s make something creative (and cheap)” year? It’s the thought that counts, right? Tags: cheap, christmas, comedy, gas, gas prices, gas under 1.00, internet, one dollar, orlando, pick up lines, Podcast, prime time geek, radio, return policy, somacow, spuds mackenzie, talk, target, twitterSomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Secret Terrorists. Learn the secrets of who killed Kennedy! Thrill to the truth about Bill Clinton! Amaze your friends as you blame every single problem ever met by the world on… The Jesuits? WTF are the Jesuits, mom? We discussed what happens when you give kids the conch, the real reason gas prices are so damned high, and we lamented those hardest hit by the energy crisis.
It’s no secret that autistic children can be annoying! Their impromptu outbursts, stereotypy, and ritualistic behavior make them into excellent talk radio hosts, but terrible classmates. Enter Port St. Lucie, Florida (The Land That Decency Forgot), and their forward-thinking educators, who assemble a brilliant plan: Rather than wait for these kids to kill Piggy on the recess playground, why not schedule a time IN CLASS to berate an autistic child before banning his sorry ass from the room? Hahahah! Oh, kids, they say the darnedest things. Wendy Portillo, Hitler salutes you! I get a lot of email from you folks, (well, that isn’t true. I get ten emails from you. One is usually asking me to have somebody tickle J, one is Chrispy, mocking me for not having the sense to eat something as good as what he has been eating for ten years now, six are requests from bands that we play their song on the show, and one is from my mom, who has yet to listen to a single episode, but wonders where the play button can be found) asking me about Gas Prices. We spend a good part of this hour explaining who is at fault with the energy crisis, and how you can help bring them down. We rounded out the hour with a report on those hardest hit by these ever-increasing fuel prices and steadily-declining dollar value. Truckers? Arsonists? Race Car Enthusiasts? Nope, nope, and nope. But I sure would like to connect to her bp before I chevron her amoco and then exxon all over her mobil until my pump runs dry, ten-four. Watch the scenery pass you by while you jam on the following great bands:
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