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It’s been a while since I’ve picked on Ross for notes, but since this episode resolves around Georgia, SoundGuy, and Wes Heath, I’ll take some time to digress.

So I open up the notes and from Ross it says “Jen, 30 mins in, I have no chair and just found a pen, sorry. Here’s what I remember”. So in the 5 minutes between episode 368 and 369 you lost a pen and then it took you 30 minutes to find one? And, on top of it all, you broke my priceless souvenir that was handmade by some poor Charlestonian??? You!

Nah, I’m not that mad actually. You helped me out too much for the run so your Karma is like way through the roof.

So the reason Ross didn’t have a chair (and therefore, obviously, couldn’t find a pen), was because listeners Soundguy and Wes Heath joined the guys in studio. Soundguy came down for the Cure for the Run. He should have gotten the “I came the farthest” award, if we had one. During the preparation for the run, Soundguy said he had a great musician that could play if we wanted. Well, we wanted and needed and boy am I glad! During this episode you will hear Wes play. You can check out some of his old stuff on his myspace. He promises another is coming soon and we’ll review it on ComaSow ASAP.

So the boys, all 6 of them, talked about Georgia vs Florida (the states, not the teams), restaurants, and liquor. Not to mention, great music.

Tags: athens, atlanta, comedy, cure for the run, georgia, internet, liquor, macon, music, orlando, Podcast, radio, restaurant, somacow, talk, wes heath

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by PrimetimeGeek.com – Felix is purported to have sped across the convention center, nabbing interviews and swag aplenty of the recent Orlando FX con, so, all you connie types, Con Up.

In this hour, we celebrated two years of phenomenal, swollen, and delicious podcasting. I did not know back then what the show would evolve into, but I like where it is going. One of our listeners has recently decided to go back and listen to the first 100 episodes of the show, and upon taking an earful of that… Holy Johnnycakes, man.

There is a significant difference from what we did in 2007 versus what we do now. In the past, I would rant and rave about THE THOUSAND INJURIES suffered at the hands of society I had borne, Mickey would tell long-winded stories about Steel, the Navy, Georgia, moving from Georgia to escape Steel and join the Navy, hating and loving the Navy while serving on a Steel boat and glad to be rid of Georgia, and Boobs. J would sit in silence, watching our furious back and forth and occasionally coughing between News Bombs.

Now, the show is a snap whiz sheboingo of  me ranting and raving about perceived injustices great and small, Mickey telling long winded stories about Alloys, Georgia, and his service in The Military. J now has a cough button, and he talks over us more. Oh, and we added Ross, a polarizing producer and twitterer extraordinaire that does a fine job of whatever it is that he does here, because it sure as hell isn’t making a decent cup of coffee.

I am really not kidding. Everyone remembers “the incident”, when he salted my drink seconds before a show, then played innocent, stating that he thought a giant container brimming with white crystals beside the coffee maker would contain only sweet minerals. This time, he tokes his way into my kitchen, Bob Marley music humming in his head, and ladles spoiled cream (like, spoiled in March, and this is April) into my java. The dude is trying to kill me. I thought it was his way of “trying to get me to get my own coffee”, but, the weird thing is that he ALWAYS offers to get it for me. Lord knows how much Rosspittle is floating in my stomach by now. Freak.

So, yes, we’ve morphed, changed, and continue to become whatever it is we are. I lose weight, Mickey starts drinking again, J is a rock, never changing, always late, and Ross is coming into his own as content contributor and host-poisoner. It’s fun, this show!

Our new Studio G continues to be constructed, with the electrician scheduled for this week, hopefully to be wrapped up before Friday. Hope you have enjoyed the last two years. Without one missed show, always fresh content, three days a week, 52 weeks a year, even on Holidays.

Did you use Napster? You pirate, you, Arrrr. If you haven’t already, check out this.

SomaCow, we may be funny or sad, we may be interesting or dull… But we are, at all times, consistent.

And persistent.

And perspiring. Seriously. That studio is an OVEN.

Tags: anniversary, birthday, Bob Marley, bubbos, coffee, comedy, convention, elross, felix, forum, fx, georgia, greatest, internet, navy, orlando, pittsburgh, Podcast, prime time geek, radio, somacow, spoiled milk, steel, studio g, talk, twitter

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by muchedumbre.com. I was told every time a user creates a free account and posts there, a Mickey gets his due dew.

Right off the bat, as promised, I just wanted to provide the link to “Office Space” as a drama:

http://www.thetrailermash.com/office-space-drama/

Sorry, still cracks me up.

In this hour, we break free from topicality and attempt to center the holy light of our podcast onto the shining countenance of our very own Mickey. New listeners can get up to speed on what makes this production dynamo tick, and old listeners can compare this episode’s lies with previous lies and see which lies lie best!

We talk about my good, good friend quite a bit, and so I will just add a simple game here in the blog. Winner gets a free slap and tickle!

Better know a Mickey:

Mickey works at “The Facility” – what industry does the facility cater to?

Mickey lived in Georgia at one point. I know, ick, right? What town did he call home for the most part in that awful, awful state?

Mickey has a Chick. The chick once ordered “the most look-at-me food” in existence. What dish says “PAY ATTENTION TO ME!”?

Add up your scores, and let me know how you did!

While enjoying an hour of Mickey, we also cavorted (yeah, I said cavorted) to the following bands:

• Gogol Bordello – Supertheory of Supereverything
• Goldfinger – Handjobs for Jesus

Tags: Arts, Characters, chick, comedy, drama, georgia, gogol bordello, goldfinger, internet, kingdom of loathing, kol, mickey, movies, muchedumbre, music, office space, orlando, Podcast, radio, slap and tickle, somacow, space, talk, the facility